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SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
Hi guys, I searched for cassandra's vesion of this but I couldn't find it so I thought I would start a new one!

I'll start and let's see how we go....

I was walking along the bank of a river when..

[ 05. December 2002, 02:15: Message edited by: SNOOPoi ]

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
big fat pink....

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


KajiQuantum Theorist
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam


Posted:
Nintendo character, who was standing there watching and smoking a cigar

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.


Astarmember
1,591 posts
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada.


Posted:
while reciting.

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
and scratching his arse....

[can i say that?]

twirlywhirlyfiregirlie (nancy)member
78 posts
Location: Matlock,derbyshire uk


Posted:
whilst scratchin his arse he notcied a crooked old white figure hobbling towards him he looked gasped and choked on his cigar, now then now then eh eh give me back me cigar like! shit it was jimmy savile now then now then pink nintendo chappy gimme back me cigar or ill fix it for u alright!! he handed him back the slightly soiled cigar and then remebered the really sore red itchy spot on his fat ass, scratched it then suddenly rembered......

Who are you? Who slips into my robot body and whispers to my ghost?


ECCOmember
30 posts
Location: Sheffield


Posted:
...that it was infact 11:30 and time for his sex op. surfing down the hill on his pink inflatable surf board he was just in time to catch the appointment when suddenly up popped the little angel on his shoulder and said...

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