Written by: from https://altmedicine.about.com/od/gettingdiagnosed/a/stools.htm
Stools: What's Healthy and What's Not
An ideal bowel movement is medium brown, the color of plain cardboard. It leaves the body easily with no straining or discomfort.
It should have the consistency of toothpaste, and be approximately 4 to 8 inches long.
Stools should enter the water smoothly and slowly fall once it reaches the water. There should be little gas or odor.
Written by: official S.A.U.F.S.S.B.S.A.C.O.N.M.M.G.N.A.C.A:- criteria for stool excellence
The ideal stool is dark and pungent, with a rich glossy finish.
if it decides the 'enter the water smoothly and slowly' then fair enough, perhaps it's just having an off-day. But certainly, when it's an 'ideal stool' it will do nothing of the kind; instead it will impact the water with all the vigour and drama of a 25-stone man doing a belly-flop off a high cliff.
As for gas and odour, the ideal stool will have both in abundance- this isn't some shy fellow who's going to go from orifice to water and leave no trace that it ever existed. No, it will live its brief life to the full, with a vigour, noise and reeking odour, that leaves no doubt whatsoever as to its presence.
Certainly, the toilet in which it has been deposited should be totally uninhabital to any species that possess a nose, for a good 20 minutes, and, ideally, considerably longer.
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Written by: Moka
Need I remind everyone about the flash fire's PG status post...
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Written by: Dunc
Since when was poo not PG?!?!?! Or did you manage to keep all yours in until you were 14 You may aswell say hands and feet and wee and hair and feelings and eyes and hearing and blood and bones aren't pg
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Written by: UnbeatenChampionOfFighting
and they are phantom poos actually
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i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
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Written by: NYCWritten by: Dunc
Since when was poo not PG?!?!?! Or did you manage to keep all yours in until you were 14 You may aswell say hands and feet and wee and hair and feelings and eyes and hearing and blood and bones aren't pg
And since we were all born naked I guess by that logic posting nude pictures is also PG. And I guess we were all conceived also, maybe someone will post a vid of that natural phenomena as well.
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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Written by:, just don't start flinging it around the place. It makes me gag.
talking" about the natural process of evacuation of human waste in a sensible, mature and educational manner and it's not exactly posting scat pictures or being lewd
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Written by: Rouge Dragon
Then there is the kid's book "the little mole who knew it was none of his business" brilliant book. I recomend everyone in this thread to go and read it.
Written by: Sethis
Poo is PG, I think...
But there's still only so much you can say about it, and most of it's been said
Now can we move onto a different topic?
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
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Written by: flash fire
Was your password poo related? Cos if it is that would be too uncanny.
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...