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Stools: What's Healthy and What's Not
An ideal bowel movement is medium brown, the color of plain cardboard. It leaves the body easily with no straining or discomfort.
It should have the consistency of toothpaste, and be approximately 4 to 8 inches long.
Stools should enter the water smoothly and slowly fall once it reaches the water. There should be little gas or odor.
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The ideal stool is dark and pungent, with a rich glossy finish.
if it decides the 'enter the water smoothly and slowly' then fair enough, perhaps it's just having an off-day. But certainly, when it's an 'ideal stool' it will do nothing of the kind; instead it will impact the water with all the vigour and drama of a 25-stone man doing a belly-flop off a high cliff.
As for gas and odour, the ideal stool will have both in abundance- this isn't some shy fellow who's going to go from orifice to water and leave no trace that it ever existed. No, it will live its brief life to the full, with a vigour, noise and reeking odour, that leaves no doubt whatsoever as to its presence.
Certainly, the toilet in which it has been deposited should be totally uninhabital to any species that possess a nose, for a good 20 minutes, and, ideally, considerably longer.
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It should have the consistency of toothpaste
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A healthy balanced diet will lead to "healthy" not too smelly poos most of the time ie the stench won't make you wretch or open a window, but it's enough to help your disgust relex recognise it and stop you eating it.
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