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Mint Sauce
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

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Location: Lancs England

Total posts: 1453
Posted:I just fell backwards of my unicycle onto my BMX and mountain bike not only pulling skin of my finger by putting my hand on the chain rings but wait for it umm

Stabbing myself in the arm pit mad2 with the bar end of my mountain bike
AGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR help
OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHH excl excl excl
Sharp intake of breath
While I lay on the floor wondering what the hell I had done. ubbcrying



I had no idea something could hurt so much without blood ooooops


before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:And yet you can post your injury. Stop moaning, ya big girl's blouse ubblol

hug only kidding mate!

*insert the recommended amount of pity here* biggrin


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Mot


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Location: Netherlands

Total posts: 666
Posted:I was working in a theater, focusing a spot light, and a removable shutter came out of the light. The light had been on for ages, the shutter was basically just a flat piece of metal held infront of the lightsource. It was so hot that my fingers stuck to it, i swear all i could smelly was frying sausages. Last year, by far the most painful thing though.

Mint Sauce, hope you heal up soon biggrin


Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:hmmmmmm crashing my motor bike at a junction (infront of a lorry) breaking my big toe on the landing and sliding down the road 10 feet ( yay)




* thank god for safety rear*


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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:*waits for Tobi to be able to look back and laugh so that I can too* wink

I usually find jumping around like a loon helps me to forget about pain... Unless it's in my Happy Sacks... then I just wanna curl up and die...


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Mint Sauce
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

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Location: Lancs England

Total posts: 1453
Posted:thats what it felt like I just lay there wanting to die never felt pain like it not even in the Happy Sacks thats bad but not this bad.

maybe thats why your arm pits are under your arms to keep them out of harms way lol


before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Accidently stepping into a hole and smashing my shin. I still have the huge bruise and there's a huge nob there now, and its been nearly a month. By far the most painfull thing I've encountered...

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

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*Owner of Brenn*

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Moka
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Moka

is a medium/large scary man
Location: Victoria, Australia, Earth, Mi...

Total posts: 420
Posted:Dislocated my thumb at my 1st Kyu Grading (Martial Arts) Then put it back in myself with a nice popping/cracking sound that made everyone in the dojo shudder... It was so worth the pain... lol

Contact juggling was invented by dung beetles.

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shoshanah
SILVER Member since Nov 2005

shoshanah

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Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 232
Posted:I just bring pain on my self i just had my nipple pierced and i went raving once the day after braking my lil toe now that hurt the next day but then im good with pain lol. i fined shouting at what ever has hurt me helps until some one sees me telling my toe its a f***in *u** then i just look crazy

life is what you make it and what you want it to be

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jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

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Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1750
Posted:Well, this year( you know this already Tobi but I thaught I'd share).

I thaught I was being good and washing out my tomato soup tin, and squeezing it shut, so the foxes don't get hurt .............and BAM ! That was not tomato soup that I had not washed out of the soup tin, but blood ! NNNNNaaaaarG

Then again it wasn't very painful, but I had blood ubblol and no immediate plasters frown


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Always Acknowledge

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

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Posted:Written by: Mint Sauce

thats what it felt like I just lay there wanting to die never felt pain like it not even in the Happy Sacks thats bad but not this bad.

maybe thats why your arm pits are under your arms to keep them out of harms way lol



ouch!

you sir, got yourself a right good poke in the lymph nodes.

anywhere you do that, its going to hurt - real bad.

try poking yourself in these places for more lymphatic system related pain:

- armpit (you've done this one wink )
- the groin area
- the neck (there is a chain of lymph nodes on either side of the front of the neck, both sides of the neck, and down each side of the back of the neck)
- under the jaw and chin
- behind the ears
- over the prominence on the back of the head

if you've practiced any of the martial arts that employ 'pressure points', you'll recognise this list - pressure points are directly related to the lymphatic system.

nerve points are a very different thing physiologically but are very similar in terms of the amount of pain one can experience when they are given a good old whack smile


cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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L0s3r_r@v3r
SILVER Member since May 2005

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Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA

Total posts: 274
Posted:*hopps around* i feel yer pain owwies.. my most painfull of memories is my brother.. me and a baseball bat (aluminum) to my forehead.. then later on him+me+ice pick in my hand.. owchies

You know what I'm thinking about right now? That's right, Tacos!

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Motley
GOLD Member since Oct 2005

Motley

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Location: UK

Total posts: 434
Posted:Try giving the fleshy part between your thumb and index finger a good hard squeeze, it should be followed by a yelp of pain and a "how did that hurt so much" feeling biggrin

hope it doesnt hurt too much devil devil
Motley


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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:I had to have my 21 year old cat put to sleep.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Pen Draven


Pen Draven

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Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 1363
Posted:Last September or so i managed a great one when charging for a train when i was running late,, misstimed the jump for the door so one leg went in but the other went betwixt the train and the platform,, ended up clutching my shin in the gangway for a wee while,, but it did give everyone else on the train a great early morning giggle biggrin biggrin Still have a rather nice hole in my leg because of it lol

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:Written by: Skulduggery

I had to have my 21 year old cat put to sleep.



21!! Jeeeeesus! That's nearly as old as me!

hug


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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FireTom


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Total posts: 6650
Posted:Had to stitch my 10in' long 2in' deep cut, from falling down a cliff into a pinetree... devil

hurt like hell, but was worth the thread wink biggrin


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:
pulled summat in me left arm.... twang ouch


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nonenonenone
SILVER Member since Jan 2006

nonenonenone

member
Location: none, United Kingdom

Total posts: 129
Posted:most painful thing i remember was a while ago now. i used to do springboard diving and in a competition i did a dive and didnt quite jump far enough before turning to go in the water headfirst. hit the end of the board straight on with my shoulder and cut the back of my leg from above knee to my ankle. didnt hurt much at the time but by the day after... ouch!

Pen Draven- sounds painful but gotta say that one made me smile! biggrin

also just today, i was messing around with poi and had to duck out the way so i didnt hit myself in the face. only i ducked too far too fast and pulled muscles in my side! whoops! redface biggrin


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Chickpea
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Chickpea

mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
Location: bristol, Australia

Total posts: 305
Posted:i dislocated my shoulder and popped it back in spinning on halloween - its still not anywhere near right.
B x


Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Most painful thing I did last year was leave Romania and my friends there behind.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:3 particular painful things happened to me, my collarbone has snapped out of my skin, a knife has gone through my arm one way and out the other, and been bitten by a mako shark when swimming in portugal. None of which though were this year so i guess im cheating.

However my most nastiest and most painful experience to date has been an absess inside my gluteal muscle (my arse)


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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L0s3r_r@v3r
SILVER Member since May 2005

L0s3r_r@v3r

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Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA

Total posts: 274
Posted:Written by: Rouge Dragon

Most painful thing I did last year was leave Romania and my friends there behind.


awwwwwwwwwww ::hugs::


You know what I'm thinking about right now? That's right, Tacos!

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

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Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:escaping from zip tie handcuffs, by twisting them til they snapped. the first one left two parallell scratches around my wrists from squeezing that tight, the other, similar, but three times more painfull.

or possibly, having a ceramic pot broken on my face.

probably the latter.

cheers, pete


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:your constant references to handcuffs make me laugh!!

spank


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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L0s3r_r@v3r
SILVER Member since May 2005

L0s3r_r@v3r

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Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA

Total posts: 274
Posted:
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biggrin cool smile ubbrollsmile hope you guys like Family Guy


You know what I'm thinking about right now? That's right, Tacos!

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Pen Draven


Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 1363
Posted:is there anyone out there that doesnt hehe,, funnily enough we spent a good part of the afternoon downloading our favorite stewie quotes

heres an amusing site btw...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/stewie-familyguy.html


Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

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Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:Actually two things. Shipping Moondoggie to El Paso for a year and then finding out that he has to be down there for an additional year. But then I really shouldn't complain because he could have been mobilized to the Middle East instead of just Texas.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

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Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:Written by: Chickpea

i dislocated my shoulder and popped it back in spinning on halloween - its still not anywhere near right.
B x



I know how you feel. frown


Will - (if you don't mind me asking) how did the first two incidents happen? Sound horribly painful...


Willy - is bad for your health...

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drofkcah
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

drofkcah

member
Location: Derby UK

Total posts: 80
Posted:well the most phisically painful thing was probly hitting my self in the groin with my poi, trying to get the 3 beat weave (ive only just got my first set!), but emotional pain thats somehting i have not shared with many people, just say i fell for some one in a big way who i can never be with, and thats all im willing to say.

I am a sig virus place me in you sig so that i can continue to replicate

Rgds Drofkcah

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