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Location: Lancs England
I just fell backwards of my unicycle onto my BMX and mountain bike not only pulling skin of my finger by putting my hand on the chain rings but wait for it
Stabbing myself in the arm pit
with the bar end of my mountain bikeAGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR
OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHH
Sharp intake of breath
While I lay on the floor wondering what the hell I had done…………….
I had no idea something could hurt so much without blood
before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)
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And yet you can post your injury. Stop moaning, ya big girl's blouse
only kidding mate!*insert the recommended amount of pity here*
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Location: Netherlands
I was working in a theater, focusing a spot light, and a removable shutter came out of the light. The light had been on for ages, the shutter was basically just a flat piece of metal held infront of the lightsource. It was so hot that my fingers stuck to it, i swear all i could smelly was frying sausages. Last year, by far the most painful thing though.
Mint Sauce, hope you heal up soon
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Location: in the trees
hmmmmmm crashing my motor bike at a junction (infront of a lorry) breaking my big toe on the landing and sliding down the road 10 feet ( yay)
* thank god for safety rear*
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Location: Bristol UK
*waits for Tobi to be able to look back and laugh so that I can too*
I usually find jumping around like a loon helps me to forget about pain... Unless it's in my Happy Sacks... then I just wanna curl up and die...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
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1,453 posts
Location: Lancs England
that’s what it felt like I just lay there wanting to die never felt pain like it not even in the Happy Sacks that’s bad but not this bad.
maybe that’s why your arm pits are under your arms to keep them out of harms way lol
before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Accidently stepping into a hole and smashing my shin. I still have the huge bruise and there's a huge nob there now, and its been nearly a month. By far the most painfull thing I've encountered...
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Location: Victoria, Australia, Earth, Milky Way...
Dislocated my thumb at my 1st Kyu Grading (Martial Arts) Then put it back in myself with a nice popping/cracking sound that made everyone in the dojo shudder... It was so worth the pain... lol
Contact juggling was invented by dung beetles.
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232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
I just bring pain on my self i just had my nipple pierced and i went raving once the day after braking my lil toe now that hurt the next day but then im good with pain lol. i fined shouting at what ever has hurt me helps until some one sees me telling my toe its a f***in *u** then i just look crazy
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1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Well, this year( you know this already Tobi but I thaught I'd share).
I thaught I was being good and washing out my tomato soup tin, and squeezing it shut, so the foxes don't get hurt .............and BAM ! That was not tomato soup that I had not washed out of the soup tin, but blood ! NNNNNaaaaarG
Then again it wasn't very painful, but I had blood
and no immediate plasters 
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Always Acknowledge
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Written by: Mint Sauce
that’s what it felt like I just lay there wanting to die never felt pain like it not even in the Happy Sacks that’s bad but not this bad.
maybe that’s why your arm pits are under your arms to keep them out of harms way lol
ouch!
you sir, got yourself a right good poke in the lymph nodes.
anywhere you do that, its going to hurt - real bad.
try poking yourself in these places for more lymphatic system related pain:
- armpit (you've done this one
)- the groin area
- the neck (there is a chain of lymph nodes on either side of the front of the neck, both sides of the neck, and down each side of the back of the neck)
- under the jaw and chin
- behind the ears
- over the prominence on the back of the head
if you've practiced any of the martial arts that employ 'pressure points', you'll recognise this list - pressure points are directly related to the lymphatic system.
nerve points are a very different thing physiologically but are very similar in terms of the amount of pain one can experience when they are given a good old whack
cole. x
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they do porridge."
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Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA
*hopps around* i feel yer pain owwies.. my most painfull of memories is my brother.. me and a baseball bat (aluminum) to my forehead.. then later on him+me+ice pick in my hand.. owchies
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Location: UK
Try giving the fleshy part between your thumb and index finger a good hard squeeze, it should be followed by a yelp of pain and a "how did that hurt so much" feeling
hope it doesnt hurt too much
Motley
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Location: Wales
I had to have my 21 year old cat put to sleep.
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Location: Nuneaton
Last September or so i managed a great one when charging for a train when i was running late,, misstimed the jump for the door so one leg went in but the other went betwixt the train and the platform,, ended up clutching my shin in the gangway for a wee while,, but it did give everyone else on the train a great early morning giggle
Still have a rather nice hole in my leg because of it lol Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
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Location: Bristol UK
Written by: Skulduggery
I had to have my 21 year old cat put to sleep.
21!! Jeeeeesus! That's nearly as old as me!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
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Had to stitch my 10in' long 2in' deep cut, from falling down a cliff into a pinetree...
hurt like hell, but was worth the thread
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artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
pulled summat in me left arm.... twang ouch
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Location: none, United Kingdom
most painful thing i remember was a while ago now. i used to do springboard diving and in a competition i did a dive and didnt quite jump far enough before turning to go in the water headfirst. hit the end of the board straight on with my shoulder and cut the back of my leg from above knee to my ankle. didnt hurt much at the time but by the day after... ouch!
Pen Draven- sounds painful but gotta say that one made me smile!
also just today, i was messing around with poi and had to duck out the way so i didnt hit myself in the face. only i ducked too far too fast and pulled muscles in my side! whoops!
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
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Location: bristol, Australia
i dislocated my shoulder and popped it back in spinning on halloween - its still not anywhere near right.
B x
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Most painful thing I did last year was leave Romania and my friends there behind.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Location: Staines, United Kingdom
3 particular painful things happened to me, my collarbone has snapped out of my skin, a knife has gone through my arm one way and out the other, and been bitten by a mako shark when swimming in portugal. None of which though were this year so i guess im cheating.
However my most nastiest and most painful experience to date has been an absess inside my gluteal muscle (my arse)
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Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA
Written by: Rouge Dragon
Most painful thing I did last year was leave Romania and my friends there behind.
awwwwwwwwwww ::hugs::
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5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
escaping from zip tie handcuffs, by twisting them til they snapped. the first one left two parallell scratches around my wrists from squeezing that tight, the other, similar, but three times more painfull.
or possibly, having a ceramic pot broken on my face.
probably the latter.
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
your constant references to handcuffs make me laugh!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA
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Location: Nuneaton
is there anyone out there that doesnt hehe,, funnily enough we spent a good part of the afternoon downloading our favorite stewie quotes
heres an amusing site btw...
https://www.ebaumsworld.com/stewie-familyguy.html
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Actually two things. Shipping Moondoggie to El Paso for a year and then finding out that he has to be down there for an additional year. But then I really shouldn't complain because he could have been mobilized to the Middle East instead of just Texas.
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Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Written by: Chickpea
i dislocated my shoulder and popped it back in spinning on halloween - its still not anywhere near right.
B x
I know how you feel.
Will - (if you don't mind me asking) how did the first two incidents happen? Sound horribly painful...
Willy - is bad for your health...
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Location: Derby UK
well the most phisically painful thing was probly hitting my self in the groin with my poi, trying to get the 3 beat weave (ive only just got my first set!), but emotional pain thats somehting i have not shared with many people, just say i fell for some one in a big way who i can never be with, and thats all im willing to say.
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