Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Written by: Brit_JoeWritten by: Patrick the Bubba Badger
You are evading the issue. Is it cool to make fun of other people?
Unless you can find a joke that dosent do that, then yes since...
Victoria Wood
Peter Kay
Joan Rivers
Bill Baily
Dillon Morran
Ronnie Corbit
Bennie Hill
Woody Allen
Pam Ann
Stephen Fry
Jimmy Carr
Frank Skinner
David Bediel
Whoopie Goldburg
Ricky Gervaise
Ellen DeGeneres
and Bill Cosby
to name a few, have made a sucsesfull profesion out of it.
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Written by: jo_rhymes
However i do find crude jokes about violence particularly distasteful.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Written by: Mynci
a popular comedian these days has to take into account public relations... he/she has to weigh up those who will take offense and those who will find it funny
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness
Getting to the other side
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Getting to the other side
Written by: Theo_
i know a joke that doesn't rip it out of other people. whats bright yellow and can't swim? a digger.
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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