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JohnVenture
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JohnVenture

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Location: Floating, France

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Posted:Hell yeah, almost as much fun as a good lynching! Wait, sorry that was a joke!

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

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Posted:Ah sarcasm is good I like it, very monty python. Oh I should have put those on the list shouldnt I

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Posted:See, part of me wants to make the joke that you should be used to sarcasm... but the thing is, wouldn't that hurt your feelings?

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:Well, there's a first time for everything, and I actually agree with Joe.



From what you're saying, Patrick, all jokes are out of the question, because in order to be funny, they have to be making fun of someone or something.



That even Puts Sarcasm out of the question. Comedy films are a no, in fact, laughter as a whole is Wrong, because it *could* be found to be degrading someone/something else.



People need to lighten up nowadays. There is way too much concern about political correctness.



As for Blonde jokes, I used to have a whole list of them... My favoourite are the 'Yo Momma' style jokes... I made a thread about them ages ago, and it got deleted... frown It's a shame because enjoy a bit of 'Yo' momma's so fat...' banter...


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Be Water My Friend.

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Posted:I only wrote that its not cool to make fun of other people. Sorry if you or anyone else thinks differently.

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

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Posted:Written by: Brit_Joe

Written by: Patrick the Bubba Badger

You are evading the issue. Is it cool to make fun of other people?



Unless you can find a joke that dosent do that, then yes since...

Victoria Wood
Peter Kay
Joan Rivers
Bill Baily
Dillon Morran
Ronnie Corbit
Bennie Hill
Woody Allen
Pam Ann
Stephen Fry
Jimmy Carr
Frank Skinner
David Bediel
Whoopie Goldburg
Ricky Gervaise
Ellen DeGeneres
and Bill Cosby

to name a few, have made a sucsesfull profesion out of it.



i'm disapointed in you joe, where is bill hicks on the list, he is the funniest man ever biggrin


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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

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Posted:brit joe...nice one on the blonde joke wink Bubba Badger, it was an inoffensive joke, as a natural blonde i didnt find it harmful.
However i do find crude jokes about violence particularly distasteful. smile


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Posted:Written by: jo_rhymes
However i do find crude jokes about violence particularly distasteful. smile



But what if a popular comedian makes them? Then they shoudl be ok? Right?


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:a popular comedian these days has to take into account public relations... he/she has to weigh up those who will take offense and those who will find it funny

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Posted:Written by: Mynci

a popular comedian these days has to take into account public relations... he/she has to weigh up those who will take offense and those who will find it funny



Yeah, but what if a comedian of days gone by finds something funny? Then it should be okay for me to make fun of the exact same thing? Or not?


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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

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Posted:I havent a clue wha the joke is, maybe I just dont see it/get it, anyone want to help me out.

As for commenting on the ethics and morality of joke telling I'm not going to even bother getting into this one, I hate how quickly a thread can turn sour


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Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

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SNOOPoi


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Posted:I can see both points of the argument. Being quarter Irish I am the butt of many jokes. So I can see why blonde jokes are offensive. And not to start full scale war I would like to point out that Brit_Jo would probably be offended if someone started cracking jokes about gay people. It's still a form of Homophobia. Same as jokes about Black people or Asian people, they may be funny but they still hurt someone's feelings. Why? Because it's still Racist. But everyone likes a good joke. We all laugh at jokes about others then moan when people joke about us. Hey guess what I'm ginger. Lets all crack a good ginger joke. I can think of many.

ubblove


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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Theo_
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Theo_

Dirty Hippie
Location: Norwich Norfolk, United Kingdo...

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Posted:maybe you should try clicking on it again?

for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness

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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

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Location: New York, USA

Total posts: 3354
Posted:*grabs a bag of fresh popcorn and plops down on the couch*

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

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Posted:Ok, I can't actually see the joke. Maybe I'm blonde? confused

-Mike )'(
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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

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Posted:ok, the whole point of the joke is you keep clicking and clicking and clicking on little links to the joke...the joke never appears? ok! there!!
Re: offensive jokes..different people are going to be offended by different things.
popular comedians such as Dylan Moran, Jo Brand, Bill Bailey and Harry Hill to name but 4 usually poke fun at themselves.
Bubba, dont take offence. wink


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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

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Posted:I thought it was along those lines,, bit censored to be honest

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Theo_
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Theo_

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Location: Norwich Norfolk, United Kingdo...

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Posted:well somebody just spoilt the magic of the joke. oh i know a joke that doesn't rip it out of other people. whats bright yellow and can't swim? a digger.

for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Bill Bailey rules.

' "his head is shaped like an egg; and his hair hangs down the back like a shower curtain." thats not a review, thats biological field notes! "he is a small furry creaty, can usualy be seen scurrying towards the buffay table around dusk." ' ubblol


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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:What's green, furry, has 42 legs and big fangs?

I dunno either, but there's one crawling up your leg!


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
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Theo_
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Theo_

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Posted:see, this is why these kinda jokes are censored

for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:"quarter Irish"

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Poor you... what happened to the other three quarters?!

Sorry biggrin biggrin

And Lauz... Bill Hicks didn't really victimise a particular section of society, he victimised us all - that's why he was so good. He didn't limit himself to just one group.

However, the American government and southern US states did come in for special attention.

smile


Getting to the other side smile

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:like the drill sergeant in full metal jacket:

There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless!


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Dut
SILVER Member since Mar 2002

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Location: Nashville, TN, USA

Total posts: 380
Posted:this joke made me lose the game. frown

stupid recursive memes.

-- dut


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:.....

Well, that was all a bit dissapointing wasn't it?

>.>
<.<

*hipthrust* Just for the helluva it. biggrin


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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

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Posted:Arg Jo Brand why didnt I mention her I love her. Gay people and jokes?




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I love em all... Infact dodgy jokes are my favourite type, comidiens who like to push there audiances are my favourite


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JohnVenture
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JohnVenture

Member
Location: Floating, France

Total posts: 42
Posted:Well guess I'll think twice before creating a new thread.

We all cool now right ?


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Noooooo

mad



ubblol

Just kidding... hug


Getting to the other side smile

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

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Posted:Written by: Theo_

i know a joke that doesn't rip it out of other people. whats bright yellow and can't swim? a digger.




excuse me, my mother father and most relatives are all diggers, breakfast is hell wink


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

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Posted:A digger is yellow! I like diggers!



I thought praps I was being silly because I couldn't find the joke..then I thought no, that is the joke rolleyes



Just a question, but does anyone know where the stigma to blondes started out?

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