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JohnVenture
JohnVenture

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

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Posted:Written by:
Where did Blonde Jokes originate?


The blonde jokes came from the planet Brunettaka which is a very evil planet that is very close to the little happy planet of Blondonia. The Brunettakas all had plain brown hills and constantly fought with eachother while on the other hand, the Blondonians had beautiful shimmering hair and lived very peacefully. The Brunettakas were very jealous of the Blondonians and their beautiful hair so they began to make fun of them constantly. the Blondonians, being very sensitive, were hurt by these "Blonde Jokes" and finally became so upset they flew all of their people to a new empty planet which they named Earth. The Brunettakas soon were very bored and followed the Blondonians to Earth. they now torment the Blondonians with "blonde jokes" to this day. And that is where the blonde joke came from (and the whole world)





There you have it wink

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_Aime_
_Aime_

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Posted:ubblol

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_Clare_
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Location: Belfast
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Posted:ubblol

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PyroWill
PyroWill

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Location: Staines
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Total posts: 4437
Posted:Im curious where the gingonians came from

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_Clare_
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Posted:Ballygingonia

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JohnVenture
JohnVenture

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Posted:Written by: *Aime*
Just a question, but does anyone know where the stigma to blondes started out?





I thought it started it out with the rise of feminism and the brutal discovery quite recently that women were human beings as well. The only way to keep making fun of them without the risk of being branded a mysoginist was then to report jokes on a smaller segment with a strong sexual connotation to symbolize the whole gender.

Marketing geniuses then found blondes also held a certain 'innocence' value in the mind of consumers, and decided to make of them the ambassadors of women in their adverts, effectively designing a bashing-doll to everyone else.





Just my 2 cents, I do not endorse any responsability for this meditate


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_Clare_
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Location: Belfast
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Posted:I blame Barbie



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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

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Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:Written by: Long_Time_Coming

My favoourite are the 'Yo Momma' style jokes... I made a thread about them ages ago, and it got deleted... frown It's a shame because enjoy a bit of 'Yo' momma's so fat...' banter...



Here here ubbrollsmile


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You are a pirate!
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You are a pirate!

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Angel_Ali
Angel_Ali

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Location: Hampshire
Member Since: 16th Dec 2005
Total posts: 20
Posted:Grrrrrrr

As a former natural blonde (dyed it brown for a change) I am offended by blonde jokes. If it was a black/irish/race joke everyone would go mad but why is it that blonde jokes are still widely accepted?

Again grrrrrr


As Frankenfurter said "Don't Dream It Be It"

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Twisthem488
Twisthem488

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Location: USA
Member Since: 27th Jan 2004
Total posts: 187
Posted:Im all for using Hitites instead of any other stereotypes. I mean, God killed them all off a long time ago, I dont think any of them will notice if they are the brunt of jokes nowadays :P

Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys

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Theo_
Theo_

Dirty Hippie
Location: Norwich Norfolk
Member Since: 12th Oct 2005
Total posts: 347
Posted:yeah well, alot of blondes have come accept it. like loads of my blonde friends are all like omg i'm so blonde. its like taking the piss out of themselves. so i mean if they are cool with it. shouldn't you be?

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:theo, are you blonde?

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Theo_
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Dirty Hippie
Location: Norwich Norfolk
Member Since: 12th Oct 2005
Total posts: 347
Posted:no, i have black/ brown hair. oh and i was talking about women.

for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness

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FireTom
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Posted:Written by: Aimee
Just a question, but does anyone know where the stigma to blondes started out?


It's only because the myth goes that we click once more than the brunettes... and the straw actually grew through our skull... shrug

I'm not offended by blonde jokes - who can't laugh about her/himself IMO has less laughter in life... shrug wink

*goes into the kitchen: "sweet or salty pop?"*


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SNOOPoi
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Posted:Written by: FurryPurple

"quarter Irish"

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Poor you... what happened to the other three quarters?!

Sorry biggrin biggrin




quarter French, half English, any other questions?


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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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MiG
MiG

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Total posts: 3415
Posted:Really, i think that the people that have accepted and come to terms with who and what they are are the ones that can laugh about themselves. Me, i'm fine about being half scots, half welsh, male, etc etc. So i don't really care about scots/welsh/bloke jokes.

But maybe thats just me...


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