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JohnVentureBRONZE Member
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AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Hell yeah, almost as much fun as a good lynching! Wait, sorry that was a joke!

IgirisujinSILVER Member
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Ah sarcasm is good I like it, very monty python. Oh I should have put those on the list shouldnt I

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AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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See, part of me wants to make the joke that you should be used to sarcasm... but the thing is, wouldn't that hurt your feelings?

animatEdBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Well, there's a first time for everything, and I actually agree with Joe.



From what you're saying, Patrick, all jokes are out of the question, because in order to be funny, they have to be making fun of someone or something.



That even Puts Sarcasm out of the question. Comedy films are a no, in fact, laughter as a whole is Wrong, because it *could* be found to be degrading someone/something else.



People need to lighten up nowadays. There is way too much concern about political correctness.



As for Blonde jokes, I used to have a whole list of them... My favoourite are the 'Yo Momma' style jokes... I made a thread about them ages ago, and it got deleted... frown It's a shame because enjoy a bit of 'Yo' momma's so fat...' banter...

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AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
I only wrote that its not cool to make fun of other people. Sorry if you or anyone else thinks differently.

lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
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Posted:
Written by: Brit_Joe


Written by: Patrick the Bubba Badger


You are evading the issue. Is it cool to make fun of other people?




Unless you can find a joke that dosent do that, then yes since...

Victoria Wood
Peter Kay
Joan Rivers
Bill Baily
Dillon Morran
Ronnie Corbit
Bennie Hill
Woody Allen
Pam Ann
Stephen Fry
Jimmy Carr
Frank Skinner
David Bediel
Whoopie Goldburg
Ricky Gervaise
Ellen DeGeneres
and Bill Cosby

to name a few, have made a sucsesfull profesion out of it.




i'm disapointed in you joe, where is bill hicks on the list, he is the funniest man ever biggrin

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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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brit joe...nice one on the blonde joke wink Bubba Badger, it was an inoffensive joke, as a natural blonde i didnt find it harmful.
However i do find crude jokes about violence particularly distasteful. smile

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AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Written by: jo_rhymes

However i do find crude jokes about violence particularly distasteful. smile




But what if a popular comedian makes them? Then they shoudl be ok? Right?

MynciBRONZE Member
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a popular comedian these days has to take into account public relations... he/she has to weigh up those who will take offense and those who will find it funny

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Written by: Mynci


a popular comedian these days has to take into account public relations... he/she has to weigh up those who will take offense and those who will find it funny




Yeah, but what if a comedian of days gone by finds something funny? Then it should be okay for me to make fun of the exact same thing? Or not?

PyroWillGOLD Member
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I havent a clue wha the joke is, maybe I just dont see it/get it, anyone want to help me out.

As for commenting on the ethics and morality of joke telling I'm not going to even bother getting into this one, I hate how quickly a thread can turn sour

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I can see both points of the argument. Being quarter Irish I am the butt of many jokes. So I can see why blonde jokes are offensive. And not to start full scale war I would like to point out that Brit_Jo would probably be offended if someone started cracking jokes about gay people. It's still a form of Homophobia. Same as jokes about Black people or Asian people, they may be funny but they still hurt someone's feelings. Why? Because it's still Racist. But everyone likes a good joke. We all laugh at jokes about others then moan when people joke about us. Hey guess what I'm ginger. Lets all crack a good ginger joke. I can think of many.

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Theo_SILVER Member
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Posted:
maybe you should try clicking on it again?

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*grabs a bag of fresh popcorn and plops down on the couch*

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Ok, I can't actually see the joke. Maybe I'm blonde? confused

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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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ok, the whole point of the joke is you keep clicking and clicking and clicking on little links to the joke...the joke never appears? ok! there!!
Re: offensive jokes..different people are going to be offended by different things.
popular comedians such as Dylan Moran, Jo Brand, Bill Bailey and Harry Hill to name but 4 usually poke fun at themselves.
Bubba, dont take offence. wink

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PyroWillGOLD Member
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I thought it was along those lines,, bit censored to be honest

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Theo_SILVER Member
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well somebody just spoilt the magic of the joke. oh i know a joke that doesn't rip it out of other people. whats bright yellow and can't swim? a digger.

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steaksSILVER Member
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Bill Bailey rules.

' "his head is shaped like an egg; and his hair hangs down the back like a shower curtain." thats not a review, thats biological field notes! "he is a small furry creaty, can usualy be seen scurrying towards the buffay table around dusk." ' ubblol

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MiGGOLD Member
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What's green, furry, has 42 legs and big fangs?

I dunno either, but there's one crawling up your leg!

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Theo_SILVER Member
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Location: Norwich Norfolk, United Kingdom


Posted:
see, this is why these kinda jokes are censored

for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
"quarter Irish"

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Poor you... what happened to the other three quarters?!

Sorry biggrin biggrin

And Lauz... Bill Hicks didn't really victimise a particular section of society, he victimised us all - that's why he was so good. He didn't limit himself to just one group.

However, the American government and southern US states did come in for special attention.

smile

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MiGGOLD Member
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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
like the drill sergeant in full metal jacket:

There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless!

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
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DutSILVER Member
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Location: Nashville, TN, USA


Posted:
this joke made me lose the game. frown

stupid recursive memes.

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
.....

Well, that was all a bit dissapointing wasn't it?

>.>
<.<

*hipthrust* Just for the helluva it. biggrin

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IgirisujinSILVER Member
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Posted:
Arg Jo Brand why didnt I mention her I love her. Gay people and jokes?




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I love em all... Infact dodgy jokes are my favourite type, comidiens who like to push there audiances are my favourite

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JohnVentureBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Well guess I'll think twice before creating a new thread.

We all cool now right ?

_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Noooooo

mad



ubblol

Just kidding... hug

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PyroWillGOLD Member
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4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Theo_


i know a joke that doesn't rip it out of other people. whats bright yellow and can't swim? a digger.





excuse me, my mother father and most relatives are all diggers, breakfast is hell wink

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


_Aimée_SILVER Member
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Posted:
A digger is yellow! I like diggers!



I thought praps I was being silly because I couldn't find the joke..then I thought no, that is the joke rolleyes



Just a question, but does anyone know where the stigma to blondes started out?
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