Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."
--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
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Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Written by: Vampyricacid
Sheilas' Wheels and Diamond actually do insure men, they just dont advertise it, they only advertise the fact they do better rates for women, so technically its not a sexist company
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
Ancient wiseman say "It is very strange person, who, when left alone in room with teacosy, does not try it on"
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Written by: ducky2108
I'm going to throw a spanner in the works now.
What about all the women who are on their husband's car insurance. It's generally the husband who loses his no-claims bonus when a claim is made, regardless of who's driving.
Written by: According to a study from Johns Hopkins Schools of Medicine and Public Health female drivers are involved in slightly more crashes than men.
“Although men are three times more likely than women to be killed in car crashes, researchers at the Johns Hopkins Schools of Medicine and Public Health have found that, when the total numbers of crashes are considered, female drivers are involved in slightly more crashes than men. Overall, men were involved in 5.1 crashes per million miles driven compared to 5.7 crashes for women, despite the fact that on average they drove 74 percent more miles per year than did women.
Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson