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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Whats your favourite oxymorons (contradictory words)?
Mine are:

Living Dead
Taped Live
Peace Force
Pretty Ugly
Working Holiday
Tax Return
Virtual Reality
Work Party

and my 2 favourite ones...

Government Organization
Microsoft Works

Alice


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Pele'sWhippingBoy


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Location: Rochester, NY, USA

Total posts: 442
Posted:Act Naturally
Adult male
British Fashion
Business Ethics
Childproof
Christian Scientists
Congressional Ethics
Dodge Ram
Military Intelligence
Religious Tolerance

(I have a huge list of them and retrieved a few I like.)


FYI: I am not Pele. If you wish to reply to me and use a short version of my name, use: PWB.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson

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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

Lambretta Fanatic


Total posts: 4991
Posted:i am an oxymoron... i allways contradict myself!

gotta admit that the microsoft works is a damn good one for me.


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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FoxFire


member
Location: Texas, USA

Total posts: 90
Posted:sweet sorrow
military intelligence

The best one: near miss
Why do they call a close call a "near miss"? If they "nearly missed", wouldn't they have hit?


Deuteronomy 31:6
John 15:9
Luke 6:22

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Sabine
GOLD Member since Sep 2001

member
Location: Australia

Total posts: 29
Posted:Organised Chaos
(in other words, the state of my workshop).


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Jumbo shrimp
Parkway (you drive on a parkway)
Driveway (you park on a driveway)
Iowa City

oh...and...um...

Women's sports

*ducking and running*


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Malcolm
SAPPHIRE Member since Nov 2003

Malcolm

HOP admin
Location: HOP

Total posts: 999
Posted:Seeing a sign ahead on the road in New Zealand that says "Road works" when it should say "Road broken"

"May your balls always burn"

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Geunine imitation leather?

No, I saw that on something once.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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falloutboy
SILVER Member since Mar 2002

falloutboy

remember
Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, M...

Total posts: 433
Posted:war on terror

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.

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Trippie Hippie
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Trippie Hippie

old hand
Location: Bewildered state of nothingnes...

Total posts: 733
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Pink Poi:


Microsoft Works

HAhahahahahahahahahah

LOL
Trippy

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Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child

Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.

"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".

Because dressing up is fun.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:fun run

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Dio


Dio

HoP Mechanical Engineer
Location: OK, USA

Total posts: 729
Posted:Shipment (when taken by truck)
Cargo (when taken by ship)

Braille dots on a drive-thru teller machine


What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.

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Salinger


member
Location: Southampton

Total posts: 382
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Pele'sWhippingBoy:
[QB]
British Fashion
QB]Cheeky bastard!!!


A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words...

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Pele'sWhippingBoy


member
Location: Rochester, NY, USA

Total posts: 442
Posted:The braille on drive-up ATMs actually has a reason. Blind people ride in Taxi's.
That and ATMs are mass producted so the walk-ups use the same key pads as the drive-ups.

Did you like that one Pyrophile?

Act Naturally
Alone Together
Bittersweet
Deafening Silence
Even Odds

George Carlin does a great skit on things like this. He's where the "near miss" one was popularized.

Investor = Broker
Doctor practice


FYI: I am not Pele. If you wish to reply to me and use a short version of my name, use: PWB.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson

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arashi


arashi

Pooh-Bah
Location: austin,tx

Total posts: 2363
Posted:medical science
(runs away before mike sees)


-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.

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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:lol @ you guys

i love "alone together"

and "british fashion"

and "government organization"

my contributions:
quick appointment (esp when "doctors" is in there)
also "cheap medical bill"
and "comprehensive health insurance"

note: i had a doctors appt today. excuse the bitterness.


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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Bubblenut


member
Location: UK

Total posts: 14
Posted:Before I start I'll just say that I am a happy person really but if I wasn't I might say...

Christmas Cheer
Happy Birthday
Happily Married
Train Timetable


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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Police intelligence
Industrial Park


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:I've thought of another one.

Dumb blonde

That's a peroxymoron



"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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arashi


arashi

Pooh-Bah
Location: austin,tx

Total posts: 2363
Posted:solar powered flashlight
convenient, comfortable applicator
"the sensitive condom"
cuddly capricorn


-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.

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flash fire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2758
Posted:actual re-enactment.

saw that one on Australia's most wanted or somthing years ago.


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Prometheus


Prometheus

Diamond In The Rough
Location: Richmond, Virginia

Total posts: 459
Posted:Dark Victory

Thunderous Silence

Girly Man

Hair Cut


Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.

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queen of wands


member
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 127
Posted:Savings accounts.

No savings whatsoever in mine!


I'm not vegetarian, but currently I'm off my chops!

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Wow..you guys have come up with loads cool ones!

love C@ntus' peroxymoron!



Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:I am supprised noone has said

a tame Raymund

small world


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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JeStEr
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

enthusiast
Location: Melbourne Australia

Total posts: 214
Posted:Ok came up with this 1 today while on the phone to a friend, they burst out laughing an then I realised what I'd said.

Hippy Free Alternative


Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.

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Kaji


Kaji

Quantum Theorist
Location: Vansterdam

Total posts: 564
Posted:Microsoft Access Server
progressive conservative


In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

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primative_toys


happy hunting
Location: Brisnyland

Total posts: 228
Posted:thanx, i had a mental breakdown just yesterday and couldn't remember the term oxymoron. ta

regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:fast honda (rimshot)

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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primative_toys


happy hunting
Location: Brisnyland

Total posts: 228
Posted:true love...

sorry had to say it...

mythmitch


regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:"Final Exam" (I've been taking "final" exams for years...and yet I keep having more exams!)
"Civil Servant" ("civil master" would be more appropriate)
"Semi-truck" (Jeez! I pale to think what a full truck would be)
"Traffic flow"
"Vegetarian meatballs"
"Civil rights"
"British cuisine"
"Australian wine"
"Internal Revenue Service" (some "service"!)
"Pacifist activist"
"Loyal opposition"

I also have some redundancies, which are the opposite of oxymorons.

"Free gift"
"Dumb blonde" (C@ntus's "peroxymoron")
"fluid-filled cyst" (by definition a cyst is fluid-filled)
"Dirty politician"
"Financial broker"
"End result"
"Painful sore"
"Bed rest"

and my all-time favorite: "disgruntled postal worker"


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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