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Login/Join to ParticipateHOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
This is a creativity thread. Finish the sentence above.
"You haven't felt pain until you've sat through a two-hour lecture on kidney physiology with a full bladder."
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
you've lived in the body of a female
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
You've never known pain until you put your contact lenses in after you have been handling chillies!!
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
"you haven't felt pain until you've been grappled to the ground by a pair of wushu testicles"
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more chi! train harder!
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Got a new one:
You haven't felt pain until the wind picks someone's lit cigarette butt out of their hand and blows it right into your eye.
(Miraculously, even though the hot ash actually contacted my cornea, my vision seems to be unaffected and I can't see anything wrong with the eye in the mirror)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
You not havin much luck hey hun?
From my count thats 3 ass-cidents now..
..may there no more to come..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
96 posts
Location: Australia
...until you've had a body part removed with a butchers knife!
Free your mind and your ass will follow!
45 posts
Location: North Wales
you havent felt pain until someones lit poi hits you in the gonads, half way through mid swing!
Mike Buggins
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
until.."
you've read malcolm's post.
how about this...
somebody knelt down so they are still on their feet, but with their butt near the ground (crouching?) they then proceeded to rest their NAIL GUN on their knee, forgetting that the safety was broken. the gun nailed through the bones so the top leg(femur), knee parts, and bottom leg bone were all stuck together with the nail, and they couldn't straighten their leg. one of the horror stories i tell newbies on my work crews to make them be careful with the nail gun!!!
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-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Had a cardiologist tell me about a patient who presented in cardiac arrest. They started CPR and his eyes opened...WIDE! The tech doing the CPR instantly jumped back because everyone knows that if you are conscious, you MUST have a pulse and be breathing on your own.
And the guy instantly passed out again. No pulse.
Tech starts doing CPR...guy's eyes open again. Tech jumps back. Guy passes out. No pulse.
Well, at this point they realized that the man was actually somehow managing to be conscious without having his own heartbeat or respiratory drive!
Folks, CPR, if done properly, breaks your ribs and then rubs them around for good measure...the happy ending is that this guy survived. But he REMEBERED the CPR being done.
Now THAT'S pain...and fear.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
yeah, somebody breaking my ribs and smashing my sternum into my heart until it evacuates all the blood inside, repeatedly, doesn't exactly sound like a roll in the hay with j-lo to me.
-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.
Cake lover
258 posts
Location: Button Moon, United Kingdom
you haven't felt pain until you've had your knee chopped up, rearranged and filled with metal at short notice by a bloke in south africa who insists it's the only option. poor peg leg me
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
NOONA!!! Where have you been? We were worried, girl!
(You get a hug firing squad)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
You haven't felt pain until you've hit yourself in the back of the head when performing a btb move with beaming poi (note: both poi hit at exactly the same time, nicely synchronised)
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
you havent felt pain until you have literally felt your skin tear open in slow motion.....
i dunno
i think other than the drilled scrotum guy, i win!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
90 posts
Location: Texas, USA
Makes me remember the thing on Discovery or TLC about the woman who was "out" but conscious during her operation and could hear, smell, and feel everything that went on, even reciting conversations the doctors had.
Also some of the horror stories I've read about the Jews in the concentration camps of WWII. Things like experiments on twins, being strapped down and having one's eyes burnt out with a magnifying glass, or having a tube shoved up the arse and having air pumped in 'till ya popped.
Now that was pain.
Deuteronomy 31:6
John 15:9
Luke 6:22
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
Untill your exgirlfriend, the love of your life, the girl who you loved more than life, the girl who screwed you over horribly with no reason or rhyme, the girl who you thought was tucked 2,000 miles safely away in LA, shows up suddenly in your favorite club and tells you shes moving back to Denver.
Jesus helps me trick people.
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
true story
Jesus helps me trick people.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Those are for you sickpuPpy....I hope your heart is healing
I think that you have never felt pain until you wake up from brain surgery and realise that there is NOTHING that will take away the unbearable pain that you are feeling...Not even morphine seemed to ease the pressure..also a true story.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
enthusiast
200 posts
Location: Harare, Zimbabwe, United Kingdom
until you're sitting in a chair working on something with a pair of pliers, and after putting them down, open in your lap, lean forward and pick something up off the ground. This causes the pliers to close, rapidly. The rest I leave to your imagination, as even the thought is bringing tears to my eyes...
Don't worry, be happy...
90 posts
Location: Texas, USA
until you've worked on a 220V outlet that you *thought* had no power to it...
My boss did that. The power also welded a pair of pliers (that was in his hand) to a nearby stove that he had accidentally touched.
Deuteronomy 31:6
John 15:9
Luke 6:22
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
Until you felt the blunt end of a rusty iron bar tear through your skin and into the flexor digitalis superficialis muscle in your left forearm.
Are we nearly there yet?
165 posts
Location: Halifax, NS
absessed (sp?) tooth ache,
i have been
shot,stabbed, cut myself with a band saw, branded, had kidney stones,shattered my ankle and split the large bones of my leg, broke three ribs , broke my arm and wrist, hada ciggarette put out on the back of my head , had a needle chisel a design into my skull ( bone deep it shows up on x-rays) and other stuff ( including the burns of fire performing )
none of them hurt as much as a tooth ache .... i have spoken with women who have given birth with no painkillers and they agree
absessed tooth ach is worse
thats right i look like an albino ape that has had a bad day.. go ahead say something stupid... i dare ya !
60 posts
Location: London
*vigorously cringes*
That reawakens memories of 'American History X' when the older brother Nazi dude points a gun at this other dude and makes him bite the road curb...then stamps on the back of his head, crushing his teeth inward!!!
Personaly I would made a run for it - the bullet, if it hits, would be a helluva lot less painfull!
Art is a re-creation of the world according to the artist's metaphysical value-judgements -Ayn Rand
Time is the fire in which we burn -Gene Roddenberry
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
you skin yourself alive and jump into a vat of salt...
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
OUCH!
Are we nearly there yet?
321 posts
Location: arizona
completely dislocate your elbow or shatter your heel skateboarding.
drugs.. rock and roll. bad ass.. vegas hoes.. late night. booty calls.. shiny disco balls!!
92 posts
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
You haven't felt pain until you've masterbated with a cheese grater.
Is that all life comes down to? To be lying face down with an overenthusiastic guy in pink pin-striped pants sitting on top of you and grunting? -- Random MusingsSex, Drugs and Psytrance.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
AAARRRDDYYY!!! OUCH! Fekkerr.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
129 posts
Location: nodnoL
i have always had a crush on my cheese grater...hang on..im going to try something...
erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)
129 posts
Location: nodnoL
fuck...that was very very very silly indeed..
erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)
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