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The_Magnesium_Masterjourneyman
97 posts
Location: Brisbane, Queensland


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I am planing to spend 6 - 12 months traveling around New Zealand at the end of next year to study permaculture, self suficiency, storeing food, etc. Can anyone tell me the best areas to investigate, any places to avoid, or anything at all that might relate to this topic. Does anyone know what it costs to buy between 3 and 10 hectares of good land away from a capital city or large town suitable to engauge in this lifestyle permanently. Any nasties like contaminated soils, high taxes or rates, racial problems, government policies, eathquake/ volcanic threats etc I should be wary of. Any good or bad things you know about communal living type places.



Also, can anyone tell me if maori women are held in high regard as potential wives, and if their marriage to mad Austrailan scientists is considered culturably acceptable.



Being single and having a definite preference for softer bodied women with smooth UV stabilised skins is making me develop an interest in NZ just to investigate the local women, even without the added advantages of reliable rainfall, no 35 degree plus days, and the absence of a government that thinks Australia is part of the United States as far as going to steal oil in the Middle East is concerned.



What do you rate the chances of succes if my mission on this trip is defined as " Find a good woman, prefferably smooth and soft of body , and who can also teach a staff fan to spin poi, and then set myself up to be largely independent of the economy while living in a mannor acceptable to most fanatical greenies and also favorable to spiritual development and frugal living, for under around $180K NZ. "



Alternatively, do you know of any other places on this Earth that these aims can be achieved in.



Thanks for you help.

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
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I have to say I find the way you talk about women quite disturbing.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


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Posted:
ubblol

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


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Written by: The_Magnesium_Master



IAlso, can anyone tell me if maori women are held in high regard as potential wives,






All women should be held in high regard! This might be a good first step towards finding a wife. Although, a wise woman once told me that its just the opposite in some cases. So I guess it depends on who you find?



Cheers!





N.B. Okay, so I don't want to ruin Skully's reputation by implying that she's a wise woman! tongue
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Posted:
ubblol

Top marks for comedy value, though.

Getting to the other side smile


The_Magnesium_Masterjourneyman
97 posts
Location: Brisbane, Queensland


Posted:
There must be about 10 000 new people on this forum who can help me on this question since i first put it up, so ive bumped it up again.



I just completed the first of 2 garage sales needed to sell most of what I own , so the day of departure is now less than 6 months away. Should I sell almost everything up now and get tenants in my place now ready for a hassle free departure or leave all that to the last minute so there is no time to get worried, as I will be too busy to get stressed by then.

Groovy_DreamSILVER Member
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Posted:
 Written by: The_Magnesium_Master

Being single and having a definite preference for softer bodied women with smooth UV stabilised skins is making me develop an interest in NZ just to investigate the local women



Yea you can pick them up at Women-R-Us for $99.95. UV stabilization costs an extra $20 though.

jungleboymember
40 posts
Location: Adelaide


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 Written by: PsyRush


Yea you can pick them up at Women-R-Us for $99.95. UV stabilization costs an extra $20 though.



He he ubblol

Soft bodied women? Soft in the old walnut methinks! Surely taking a serious dose of the piss! Good for a laugh though

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


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seriously your not thinking of a strong willed Maori woman as someone you can just aquire like some land?

my goddess. eek

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


AdeSILVER Member
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Location: australia


Posted:
 Written by: The_Magnesium_Master


Also, can anyone tell me if maori women are held in high regard as potential wives




eek confused2

care to explain that a bit more?

jungleboymember
40 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
 Written by: Ade


 Written by: The_Magnesium_Master


Also, can anyone tell me if maori women are held in high regard as potential wives




eek confused2

care to explain that a bit more?



I think he means will they wash his clothes, cook, have sex and basically pander to his every need!

jungleboymember
40 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
Although to be fair he did identify himself as a MAD Australian scientist wink



Not to have a go at you Mag Master but I think you may need to look at the way you think of life and then instead of demanding things they will come to you!
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KiwiBexmember
69 posts
Location: Melb


Posted:
Good luck mate! In the immortal words of the dad in 'The Castle' - "Tell 'im he's dreamin"!
ubblol

I said perhaps, and thats FINAL.

I love my length!


arsnHow do you change this thing???
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It seems to me that your looking more towards a mail order bride, or just a way to set yourself up in New Zealand free of charge, rather than looking for love. I agree with Patrick when he says "All women should be held in high regard!", and not made out to be just objects for ones fleeting desire that can just as easily be thrown to the side once your 'done'... mad

This thread... joke or not, is one of... no... IS the sadest, sickest thread I've ever read... No longer are we in the days where "Slavery" was "the norm"... Women aren't stock (or breeding robots) that can just be handed around or bought...

I think you really need to rethink the reasons as to why your even taking this trip...

mad2

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


jungleboymember
40 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
ditto

Guess we should just ignore it now!

RyGOLD Member
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Troy, Adrian never said he was looking for love.



Speaking up for him, those who've never met him may take a lot of what he's said out of context. As far as I know, he's clear about his objectives (Adrian, it might be a good idea to add a latest copy of your prospectus to this thread as well), genuine, and not setting out to mislead anyone.



Adrian, I'd say you're eccentric at the best of times, and what you say (when without background) is very easily construed as crude- as extreme as this sounds, I think the best way to avoid this is to have a permanent page of information up as accessible background info.



For everyone else: I think there's a bit of cultural shock involved here- Adrian being a very facts and figures person uses the word breeding in discussing human relationships. He conceptualises a person's entire material possessions as a calculable figure, with different point allocations for different items. He is specific to the point of discussing long term solar degradation when discussing his ideal partner. I think it's obvious most of the rest of us use different yardsticks.



I don't agree with his methods and thought processes, but I know him personally and believe he means no harm or offense.



Plus it's hard enough as it is being normal and trying to find a good friend, let alone partner, or soulmate. With needs and requirements as specific as his, imagine his prospects if he left it to chance.



Wishing you all the best Adrian.



ps. For more on Adrian, intro thread:

[Old link]

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Ry so why IS adrain interested in "soft bodied Maori woman" then?

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


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Refer: Adrian's VERSION NUMBER 7 PROSPECTUS 15/5/2005 or ask Adrian. Bit silly asking me in'it.

The_Magnesium_Masterjourneyman
97 posts
Location: Brisbane, Queensland


Posted:
By being held in high regard, I mean is it the sort of thing where everyone treats you and you offspring like second rate half caste scum if you marry across racial lines, or thinks your a lowlife shitbag like the 50 YO parasites that get a Philipino 1/2 their age and treat them like a sex slave or someone to do all their work for them.



Considering I am currently experimenting with abstaining from meat on the grounds that it is living by the sword , the law of might being right , I can so I will and theres nothing you can do to stop me, there is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I would want a woman to ill treat , bludge off, or in any other way want to corrupt, defile or abuse. If I even thought I was turning into someone like that I would go out into the desert and slit my throat next to an ants nest to save anyone have ing to find my carcase, even if it ment eternity in hell.



This is why I prefer soft bodied Moari women:



1) They are the best women on Earth for sex, and thats from first hand experience.



2)They are generaly great to talk to, and I seam to get on better with them than with soft bodied caucasian women.



3) They are likely to breed strong disiplined hardy offspring of the type likely to survive the impending oil crisis due to their extra fat and large muscle mass and my extream disipline and frugal temprement. it is also much harded to see someone with a darker skin if they dont want to be found, a realy good trait if there is a civil war on , limited food, and somebody trying to capture you and torture you untill you show them where your hoard is stashed.



NZ also gets rain, here in Brisbane most people would have starved to death 3 of the last 4 years if they relied on locally grown food without irrigation, that climate just is not compatable with the way I intent to live, and that peak oil will give us no choice but to live in the not too distant future.



Hey Ry , thanks for defending me and saving me having to re post my introduction , when I get round to updating it it will probably end up on AUSSURVE the Australian survivalist websit to see if I get any luck there aswell.



This thread definitly aint a joke, Im so serious and fanatical about living in a frugal, god fearing , environmentally responsible manor that I am now selling up most of what I own, and am commited enough to forgo a wife if thats what it takes. That said I definitly do aim to find a woman I love, its just that now ive past the threshold of saying doing the right thing is to hard because the suffering is too great, now Ive crossed the madness and martyredom threshold my attitude is do the right thing and damn the consequenses, but that said I m not going to make them any harder than they need to be.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
offtopic

"They are the best women on Earth for sex, and thats from first hand experience."
ubblol

Surely you can only say that after having sex with every woman in the world, rating them all individually, then working out a race average? shrug
Perhaps draw up some charts and graphs? biggrin
And a pie chart! bounce

MedusaSILVER Member
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Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
Wow you have had sex with every woman on the earth???? eek

The_Magnesium_Masterjourneyman
97 posts
Location: Brisbane, Queensland


Posted:
Any better than a size 16 20YO maori woman and I dont want to find out, since i would die from over sexing myself in a few days, and that includes what it would take to break my almost 6 year long sex drought.

Since ive given up fornication I will just have to take anyone elses word for it that better women may exist for sex, but we wont discuss that here on a PG rated thread as I dont want a shaft off the moderators.

MedusaSILVER Member
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Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


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I actually find it kind of racist that you are classing one particular group of woman as "better" than the rest of us...

Actually not even kind of....I think it is particularly racist...

arsnHow do you change this thing???
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No Mudusa, it's not particularly racist... it's just plain racist. Mag, I've read your intro, as per Ry's request, and it seems that it would be more at home in a match making website rather than a fire spinning website.

 Written by:

Originally posted by The_Magnesium_Master
Considering I am currently experimenting with abstaining from meat on the grounds that it is living by the sword , the law of might being right



What in the world does this little bit have to do with your post... random... Nobody has said anything about your choice to be a vegetarian...

Back to the point... It seems that you just want to breed something of a little army of your own, one that you can mold into what ever you want... Surprise, your children, if you choose to have them one day, will be their own person, with their own ideas, own actions and choices. What you are portraying is that you what to rule your future children like a dictatorship.



 Written by:

Originally posted by The_Magnesium_Master
[soft bodied Moari women] are the best women on Earth for sex, and thats from first hand experience.



This is racist, AND sexist.

 Written by:

The_Magnesium_Master again...
here in Brisbane most people would have starved to death 3 of the last 4 years if they relied on locally grown food without irrigation



But the point your not mentioning is that no body starved to death... you can "try" to use statistics to prove anything you want... 3 out of 5 people know that... rolleyes

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Originally posted by Ry
Adrian never said he was looking for love




No he didn't... I guess love doesn't come into the idea of marriage if all you want is a breeding partner to help spawn some god fearing, overly disiplined civil war activist offsprings now does it???

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
Oh, and a side note Ry... I DO know Adrian.

Thanks to the internet, people don't have to read everything, ie. intros. I did however read The_Magnesium_Master intro (Or "Wife Wanted Prospectus" as he puts it) as per your request. And I'll stand by my statment that it belongs more so in a dating website rather than here...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Pity.. there I was thinking you two'd make the most bee-utiful couple. ubblol



But really. For an introduction thread, I think it's a pretty detailed one. More so than the average one. I thought it was an entertaining read and it doesn't bug me he's looking for what he's looking for.. Well it doesn't bug me to the point I'm telling him to get lost. I'm not going to call the egg company just because one of the eggs in the dozen I've bought was a double yolker.



And I don't disagree with you Troy. A thread about crumpets would be more at home in a crumpet forum than a fire-spinning forum. I personally think HoP wouldn't be HoP if all there was was fire-spinning. YMMV.

The_Magnesium_Masterjourneyman
97 posts
Location: Brisbane, Queensland


Posted:
Nobody starved to death because we currently have irrigation, fertilizers, long distance transport and the like that all require fossil fuels. Im planning ahead for when these are not around, especially the cheap oil we have are been taking for granted.

Much though I enjoy discussing things related to fire on these forums, every now and then I need a break from living on the edge of what seems to be the safety criteria used to have entire threads removed after I put technical advice on a public forum, even one devoted to playing with fire.

I am a detester of political correctness, I even voted for One Nation after I lost a job because an aboriginal apprentice who took about 4 1/2 months of unjustified sick leave could not be the only one not kept on at the end of their time, as that would be considered racist. When the ALP secret service come to get me and send me to Guantanamo bay for saying this at least the rest of you wont have to worry about my posts being in the wrong spot.

RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: The_Magnesium_Master



I am a detester of political correctness, I even voted for One Nation after I lost a job because an aboriginal apprentice who took about 4 1/2 months of unjustified sick leave could not be the only one not kept on at the end of their time, as that would be considered racist. When the ALP secret service come to get me and send me to Guantanamo bay for saying this at least the rest of you wont have to worry about my posts being in the wrong spot.





You could have voted Greens or an independent you twat! tongue mad2



Adrian.. dig up.

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Right.
I am so disgusted by this thread for so many reasons but THAT took the cake.

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


RoziSILVER Member
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Posted:
 Written by: The_Magnesium_Master


I am a detester of political correctness... When the ALP secret service come to get me and send me to Guantanamo bay for saying this at least the rest of you wont have to worry about my posts being in the wrong spot.



ubblol

What impressive paranoia you have there young man. And fairly shallow knowledge of the Australian political landscape. I suspect you are more likely to be dragged away kicking and screaming by the Wild Young Greens or the Australian Socialists.

 Written by: The_Magnesium_Master


Also, can anyone tell me if maori women are held in high regard as potential wives, and if their marriage to mad Austrailan scientists is considered culturably acceptable.

Being single and having a definite preference for softer bodied women with smooth UV stabilised skins is making me develop an interest in NZ just to investigate the local women, even without the added advantages of reliable rainfall, no 35 degree plus days, and the absence of a government that thinks Australia is part of the United States as far as going to steal oil in the Middle East is concerned.




Cos there is nothing in the world a person finds more attractive than to be considered as an object rather than an individual rolleyes .

I am well aware that a lot of women in the world make similar stupidly detailed lists about the men they want to meet (more often based around looks and money). And guess what? I think that is almost as obnoxious as the sentiments quoted above.

The thing that tips the balance and makes this stuff a "winner" for me is the racial stereotyping and the slightly colonial attitude towards another country and people.

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


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rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes

clap clap clap clap clap Yay for Rozi

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


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