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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:*sniff* Ugh. I thig I hab a code *cough*

I hade dis. *Ke-TCHOO!*

I bean, I feel fide, bud by node id all sduffed ub! Ad *COUGH COUGH* I hab dis cough.

*Ke-TCHOO!!!*

Ken sobeone blease brig be sub dea wid hodey? *sniff*


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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SunnySammy
SILVER Member since Aug 2005

SunnySammy

Watching the Sky
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni

Total posts: 453
Posted:Aww doc, get well, right at xmas aswell!

ill get you hot water and lemon, ill add some honey if you like?

hug


sunny
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston

Total posts: 2666
Posted:Doc I am finding it hard to understand the way your typing, please try harder in future to speak in a correct and sensible tone, not everyone on this forum speaks english as there first language.

ubbrollsmile


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:I got that thirsty feeling up the back of my throat - the onset of a cold. I hope I'll still be able to taste the turkey and haggis balls! frown

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Ok who are you and what have you done with the real Brit_Joe?
confused


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Brit_Joe

Doc I am finding it hard to understand the way your typing, please try harder in future to speak in a correct and sensible tone, not everyone on this forum speaks english as there first language.

ubbrollsmile



*dackles Brid_Joe and coughs all ober hib*


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:I swear you make a post like this *every* damn time you get a cold.

rolleyes

Next time, do a search. tongue


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:i've got a phlegmmy cough, its gross and is made worse by asthma. this morning in the shower i hacked up a massive bit of phlegm! it was fun. i watched it glide down the plughole to a new land

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Whad's wid de hade?

Id's hade, I dell ya. Doh resbecd for deir elders.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:hug

*cough. Splutter. cough*



rolleyes


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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KaelGotRice
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

KaelGotRice

Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
Location: Angel's Landing, USA

Total posts: 1584
Posted:Someone's not using proper grammar and spelling.

wink

hug doc.


To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ubbrollsmile.gif" alt="" />

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:There's a recurring joke happening....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:where???

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted:I cant belive im the first to say

Physician, heal thyself!

T wave


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston

Total posts: 2666
Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

Written by: Brit_Joe

Doc I am finding it hard to understand the way your typing, please try harder in future to speak in a correct and sensible tone, not everyone on this forum speaks english as there first language.

ubbrollsmile



*dackles Brid_Joe and coughs all ober hib*



HAHAHA! Bow I have it! *leaps out of a window*


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Well the sniffles are *HAAARCH! COUGH* gone, but now *HAAAACK!* I have this nasty *COUGH COUGH HAAARRCH! COUGH, ahem* cough.

I've been taking guaifenesin, which is a wonder-drug (highly recommend it for all cough/cold sufferers), but *HAAARRRCH! COUGH COUGH ahem* I still cough every minute or *HAARRRCH! ahem* so.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:*pats* dont worry.. it'll be over soon biggrin

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Come to think of it, my lame ass winter illness has bugggered off!

Woohoo! biggrin

Maybe I gave it to Doc?

tongue


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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heyahoney
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

heyahoney

Redneck Woman
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw

Total posts: 566
Posted:dake de 8 hour robidussin cough gels doc dey worb wonders
snifflee sneeze cough cough
ifeel ur pain


Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.

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Libra
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

Libra

member
Location: Norway

Total posts: 47
Posted:I had to check your profile to be sure.. but yes you (Doc Lightning) are a male just as i thought.. No big offence to the male part of the world but it seems to me that men just get sooooooo sick when they're sick.. tongue

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L0s3r_r@v3r
SILVER Member since May 2005

L0s3r_r@v3r

enthusiast
Location: Swansea, Ma (US)

Total posts: 274
Posted:lol Doc also like da boys no? I swear (and know cuz i am one) that gay guys complain aobut everything more than any other person in the world .. i do it to tho

You know what I'm thinking about right now? That's right, Tacos!

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Look, I almost never get sick. My pediatrician special immune system protects me *cough cough* but the cough is getting *cough* better.

*hack*


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:Written by: Libra

I had to check your profile to be sure.. but yes you (Doc Lightning) are a male just as i thought.. No big offence to the male part of the world but it seems to me that men just get sooooooo sick when they're sick.. tongue



Well also men have the ability to suffer

@doc: --patpatpat-- just make sure it's not birdflu, PLEASE


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Just because I have a birdbrain doesn't mean it's bird flu.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:---lol--- who said that?

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happy new yea biggrinr bro'


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Um. I did.

*hack, cough* JEEZ! This needs to STOP!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:eat chilly, hot thai curries, drink lemon ginger honey tea.... ubbangel
stay in bed! stop running around in the cold! transit strike is over! biggrin

ah! what advice are we givin a docta! we'll send ya the bill - jus wait for it! wink

go into the sub an sneeze the living snob outta ya nos - everyone appreciates a li'l sobbin an snobbin! smile

all the best doc' wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York

Total posts: 3354
Posted:use the lotion biggrin

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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ImmortalAngel
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Scientist!
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada

Total posts: 578
Posted:*hugs Lightning*
I'd offer you some of my fancy new anti-cold tea...it's supposed to help your congestion and what not...just makes my noe runny really :P
Hope you get better soon Lightning!


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

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heyahoney
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

heyahoney

Redneck Woman
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw

Total posts: 566
Posted:doc im for real....USE THE ROBITUSSIN 8 HOUR COUGH GELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They work

Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.

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Nephtys


Nephtys

resident fridge magnet
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands

Total posts: 835
Posted:*gives the doctor a cup of hot tea and builds him a little campfire to sit by. And marshmallows.*

everyone's unique except me

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