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brodieman


brodieman

old hand
Location: london

Total posts: 1024
Posted:Please accept with no obligation, implicit or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with total respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, and their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great (not to imply the Britain is necessarily greater than any other country nor is it the only "BRITAIN" in the northern hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual orientation and choice of computer platform of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishee actually to implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. :P


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Oh dear....

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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brodieman


brodieman

old hand
Location: london

Total posts: 1024
Posted:hehe this is by far the most politically correct forum ive been on so it seemed like a good idea lol

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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mykrme


mykrme

burning from inside
Location: anywhere but here

Total posts: 165
Posted:wow great...and what does it say, anyway? ubbloco

that's YOUR opinion...

from fire were born, to fire we return...

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:So, In short... Merry Christmas Mo'fo'?

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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FireByNite
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

FireByNite

Are you up for it??
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 349
Posted:ubblol gotta love that one

Are you up for it?
wink;)

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:i'd delete that, just to make sure the government don't read it and try spouting it on us all next year eek

its damn funny though ubblol


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3999
Posted:Awww Thank you hun ubblol ubblol hug hug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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thegreatBJ


Woman! Not gay Man!
Location: Hull...ish

Total posts: 332
Posted:Im gonna write that in a christmas card (sorri a "celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice" card)

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!

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