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TinklePantsGOLD Member
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4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I do this alot - I dont know about other places but here in the UK, you can text a landline.
The phone will ring and a posh lady computer voice will read you the text that was sent.

I texted the lyrics of mousse T's Horny.
I may even get the sound bytes uploaded soon. If your landline has an answer machine or your phone company has voicemail (BT does) leave the phone ring so you can listen to the recorded message over and over...

Yes I'm that sad - but it was soooo funny!

Try it, it's a right laugh biggrin

Ps - some words like grrr will come out with the lady spelling out the word rather than saying them. a kiss (X) will be read as ex

just so you know ubbloco

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees


Posted:
*claps hands* wow tink........you must be sOOOOOOOOOOO boredubblol

misscorinthianSILVER Member
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
I didn't know u could do that until somebody sent me one- that lady is sooo scary! it freaked me out for ages, I don't think I'll be sending one to myself, as funny as it sounds.

Having said that, I am now thinking of stoopid things to send........

XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
*looks sheepish* i am too. how sad is that!!!!ubblol

mcpPLATINUM Member
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5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
what about swearwords?

And the # symbol? Will she say hash?

Plus you can put in large numbers and get her to say them correctly tooooooooo.....

It's like fun with stephen hawkings voice box! Yay!

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MynciBRONZE Member
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8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I got that text message from you Tink (horney) it was funny ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: mcp


what about swearwords?

And the # symbol? Will she say hash?

Plus you can put in large numbers and get her to say them correctly tooooooooo.....

It's like fun with stephen hawkings voice box! Yay!




I'm not a potty mouth but saying things like "a good roger ring" instead of F**k is good fun.
also getting her to say "I want you to squirt" and "monkey dirt" and "yum yum in my tum" is hilarious, aint it mynci? ubblolubblolubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


LemonkeyStalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.


Posted:
Written by: TinklePants

getting her to say "I want you to squirt" is hilarious, aint it mynci? ubblolubblolubblol





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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
the lady said it - not me ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
very funny...It all sounds like Margret Thatcher trying to seduce you by reading from a script and using a speak and spell.

it's even funnier if you send a text from a man to a woman... your girl-friend would get a robotic sexy messgae from a lady ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


VixenSILVER Member
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3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I accidently txt my mates home lines all the time. Is it just thier normal phone number or so you need to so something special? xxx

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
errr vixen I'm very confused by that post ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


misscorinthianSILVER Member
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
One of my girlies was being naughty, so I sent a txt to our phone telling her off- it was sooo funny, her face was like "what the....?" ubblol

XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena


.:star:.SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
I accidently texted my ex's house phone instead of his mobile and his mum heard it.

most embarrasing. never lived it down!

BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Last year we had a bloke walk out of his job and the only explanation we got was a text to the land line.

It was most strange hearing some posh woman saying that he'd left and wasn't coming back! ubblol

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Monkey monkey monkey,
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VampyricAcidSILVER Member
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1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol my boss got some man saying "hello" (he was testing the feature) and it sounded like some guy at BT just reading out the text, so when we get bored at work we text the work phone to hear this guy say some...less than PG things

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_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
I texted some blink182 lyrics..
Something about a dog and his bottom...

Mum picked up the phone before I did, then half way though the message raised an eyebrow then gave the phone to me ubblol

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Tink...how does it work with welsh town names devil biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.



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