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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:I do this alot - I dont know about other places but here in the UK, you can text a landline.
The phone will ring and a posh lady computer voice will read you the text that was sent.

I texted the lyrics of mousse T's Horny.
I may even get the sound bytes uploaded soon. If your landline has an answer machine or your phone company has voicemail (BT does) leave the phone ring so you can listen to the recorded message over and over...

Yes I'm that sad - but it was soooo funny!

Try it, it's a right laugh biggrin

Ps - some words like grrr will come out with the lady spelling out the word rather than saying them. a kiss (X) will be read as ex

just so you know ubbloco


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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alien_oddity


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Posted:*claps hands* wow tink........you must be sOOOOOOOOOOO boredubblol

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misscorinthian
SILVER Member since Sep 2005

misscorinthian

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Location: Bristol

Total posts: 784
Posted:I didn't know u could do that until somebody sent me one- that lady is sooo scary! it freaked me out for ages, I don't think I'll be sending one to myself, as funny as it sounds.

Having said that, I am now thinking of stoopid things to send........


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alien_oddity


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Posted:*looks sheepish* i am too. how sad is that!!!!ubblol

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:what about swearwords?

And the # symbol? Will she say hash?

Plus you can put in large numbers and get her to say them correctly tooooooooo.....

It's like fun with stephen hawkings voice box! Yay!


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I got that text message from you Tink (horney) it was funny ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:Written by: mcp

what about swearwords?

And the # symbol? Will she say hash?

Plus you can put in large numbers and get her to say them correctly tooooooooo.....

It's like fun with stephen hawkings voice box! Yay!



I'm not a potty mouth but saying things like "a good roger ring" instead of F**k is good fun.
also getting her to say "I want you to squirt" and "monkey dirt" and "yum yum in my tum" is hilarious, aint it mynci? ubblolubblolubblol


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Lemonkey


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Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

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Posted:Written by: TinklePants
getting her to say "I want you to squirt" is hilarious, aint it mynci? ubblolubblolubblol




Cough.


Willy - is bad for your health...

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:the lady said it - not me ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:very funny...It all sounds like Margret Thatcher trying to seduce you by reading from a script and using a speak and spell.

it's even funnier if you send a text from a man to a woman... your girl-friend would get a robotic sexy messgae from a lady ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

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Posted:I accidently txt my mates home lines all the time. Is it just thier normal phone number or so you need to so something special? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

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Posted:errr vixen I'm very confused by that post ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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misscorinthian
SILVER Member since Sep 2005

misscorinthian

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Location: Bristol

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Posted:One of my girlies was being naughty, so I sent a txt to our phone telling her off- it was sooo funny, her face was like "what the....?" ubblol

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.:star:.
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

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Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1785
Posted:I accidently texted my ex's house phone instead of his mobile and his mum heard it.

most embarrasing. never lived it down!


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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

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Location: Cornwall

Total posts: 6086
Posted:Last year we had a bloke walk out of his job and the only explanation we got was a text to the land line.

It was most strange hearing some posh woman saying that he'd left and wasn't coming back! ubblol


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:Monkey monkey monkey,
I like cheese.


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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

VampyricAcid

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Location: My House

Total posts: 1286
Posted:lol my boss got some man saying "hello" (he was testing the feature) and it sounded like some guy at BT just reading out the text, so when we get bored at work we text the work phone to hear this guy say some...less than PG things

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

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Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:I texted some blink182 lyrics..
Something about a dog and his bottom...

Mum picked up the phone before I did, then half way though the message raised an eyebrow then gave the phone to me ubblol


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:Tink...how does it work with welsh town names devil biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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