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Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Posted:
Well, mine would have tigers, with metal claws and machine guns on their heads. And lasers that came from their eyes.
It would also have ninja leopards.
It would be situated on a lonely cliff on an island. With a square defending wall at the base of the mountain, and inside the wall would be a disney like villiage containing the stuff needed to support my henchmen. (wifes, shops etc.)
Obviously, volcano somewhere involved in that. And a helocopter bad, and massive tunnel with a runway for aeroplanes. Plus escape routes to the sea also.
Pop up turrets with anti-aircraft guns.
and most importantly, in my huge villainous office, I would have a detailed explaination of my plan for world domination, or at least, that's my FAKE plan...
Well, mine would have tigers, with metal claws and machine guns on their heads. And lasers that came from their eyes.
It would also have ninja leopards.
It would be situated on a lonely cliff on an island. With a square defending wall at the base of the mountain, and inside the wall would be a disney like villiage containing the stuff needed to support my henchmen. (wifes, shops etc.)
Obviously, volcano somewhere involved in that. And a helocopter bad, and massive tunnel with a runway for aeroplanes. Plus escape routes to the sea also.
Pop up turrets with anti-aircraft guns.
and most importantly, in my huge villainous office, I would have a detailed explaination of my plan for world domination, or at least, that's my FAKE plan...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
My evil HQ would be bright yellow with black skirting boards.
My evil HQ would be bright yellow with black skirting boards.
Woman! Not gay Man!
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
Posted:
would probably end up haveing disturbing yellowish stains though
I'd have to have a room with padded walls for when i get a bit...em...u know.... but padding with springs in it
anyhoo I've gotta go babysitting MWAH HA HA HA
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Meh... I think that's a splendid idea Meg...
Confusion is the way forward... and poison arrow frogs are cute.
We could make the low ceiling-ed fluffy room into a maze... to make that trip to the loo even more fun.
would probably end up haveing disturbing yellowish stains though
I'd have to have a room with padded walls for when i get a bit...em...u know.... but padding with springs in it
anyhoo I've gotta go babysitting MWAH HA HA HA
I AM NOT A GAY MAN!
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artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
Posted:
ooo has anyone played Evil Genius? Great game.
As regards to mine.... I would be lost without bean bags....
Eviiiil bean bags of dooooooooooooom!
ooo has anyone played Evil Genius? Great game.
As regards to mine.... I would be lost without bean bags....
Eviiiil bean bags of dooooooooooooom!
enthusiast
220 posts
Location: The village of Edinburgh
220 posts
Location: The village of Edinburgh
Posted:
Evil genius, had forgotten about that game. Must find it and buy it
Evil genius, had forgotten about that game. Must find it and buy it
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Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
Posted:
Evil genius is lots of fun, specially the traps! Yeah, my base would have lots of traps like swinging flaming blades of doom and confusion and so forth... yeah... traps
Evil genius is lots of fun, specially the traps! Yeah, my base would have lots of traps like swinging flaming blades of doom and confusion and so forth... yeah... traps
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You are a pirate!
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