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Login/Join to Participatehad her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
https://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/315779631
This had the whole office in a very happy mood today! Enter the name of your crush(es), be surprised, and pass it on to all your friends
(it's not just more numerology bullsh!t but much more fun than you think, I promise!)
*whistles innocently and runs away*
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Why! You! *pretends to be offended*
seriously, thats a good one.
go one guys, give it a try!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
OH! Thats!! dont tell him! hes straight!
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
He's a her
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
genius!!!!!!!!!!
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
aha, a cunning plan
lucky I tested it out to see how much I had a crush on myself first
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
hehe, sneaky....
Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006
if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish
Written by: Asena
OH! Thats!! dont tell him! hes straight!
he already knows doesnt he?
I AM NOT A GAY MAN!
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Lol
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
lol ye, had a huge convo bout it with him last night.... think i scared him! ha ha ha
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
*smirks*
Nice one... bit mean though... if you know both of the people who's names get put in... I know some people in Secondary school who'd have a field day with that one.
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
So very cruel heh heh heh
This could be fun heh heh heh
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Oh uh! *hides* I was fooled.
Oh yeah...well....I was making it up anyway!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Oops!
Well... umm... I lied... you know...
Dammit!
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Brilliant!!!
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Clever, but
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
hahaha great!! pity i was sus on it and didnt even fill it out, just pressed 'calculate'!!
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
in case you hadn't noticed, my email address on it is completely made up... so I can't actually access it. Otherwise I think the mods might
me too "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Phew! *relaxes*
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Er.... how did you guys NOT notice that?
Its like wrongaddress@dontworrynoonewillseethis.com
Did anyone honestly think that might be an email address?
(And if it is, my dear, you are too clever for words!)
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
38 posts
Location: Melbourne, Vic
3% crush rating, oh thats better then I had thought, YES I STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Asena
OH! Thats!! dont tell him! hes straight!
Aren't all your crushes straight?
Sorry, amigo, but any gay "crush" of yours would probably very quickly become a "date."
You don't strike me as the kind of guy who would have trouble getting a date.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Written by: Kyrian
(And if it is, my dear, you are too clever for words!)
*whistles*
mwhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
3% Avz? That's more than I got with any of mine... seriously!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
38 posts
Location: Melbourne, Vic
There there birgit, we know you will get there one day....
maybe....
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
tehe... luckily I pressed calculate first. I wish it was a real address though, then I could have some fun
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
d'oh... doesn't anyone read what's on the screens???
after hitting calculate you can put in your name and email, get your own link, and send it to your own friends/enemies.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
The guy I have had a crush on for 2 years showed this too me! But just before I clicked it, he told me what it did. You have no idea how relieved i was!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Oh dear! I typed that I had a crush on gay cowboys
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Why am I not surprised? Someone give him a gay cowboy just to shut him up!!! Its driving me insane!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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