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bellsspinningmember
79 posts
Location: nsw camden


Posted:
i remmber the day when i found out santa wasnt real i was devo
but i got mum to still write pressies from santa to me to make it feel like he was real what a confession oh i was 10 ha ha ha ho ho ho merry xmas to all

look inside yourself for YOUR answers


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Excuse me? What are you implying?

Are you saying Santa isn't real? eek

*falls into a blubbering sobbing heap on the ground*

My heart is broken. Look what you've done! frown

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


bellsspinningmember
79 posts
Location: nsw camden


Posted:
ha ha ha to an extent a type of santa years ago gave to the poor but the image of santa today is way beyound what is the truth hahah how old are u lol
nah seriously when did u find out he wasnt fully real

look inside yourself for YOUR answers


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
I Was 5 but i didn't let anybody know untill my little bro found out when he was six.

I DIN'T want them to stop givin me Presents

(starts rocking back and forth re-living repressed childhood memories)
ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
I honestly don't remember a time when I truely believed Santa existed. That's not to say such a time never existed, I just don't remember it.

Some childhood I had. wink

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I don't know...maybe around kindergarten? 5? 6? It was never exactly a huge revelation...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



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bellsspinningmember
79 posts
Location: nsw camden


Posted:
well i have to admit santa was huge in my family and im the youngest of four girls ( my poor dad) but i use to get in fights with outher kids at school trying to convince them that santa was real

look inside yourself for YOUR answers


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Damn... beaten to the punchline...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Id also say around 5 or 6, got a bit suspicious when i found my presents in my moms shopping bag...

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I don't rememebr my exact age, but I know where and how it was made known to my parents. We were sitting in a restaurant (which scarrily is the one I am now working, more than 10 years later!) and talking about what I wanted for Christmas, and mum and dad obviously suspected, but had a great way of checking it. They asked "and where are you going to sent your letter?" to which I replied with our home address and promptly burst into tears.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Sort of reminds me of when I found out the tooth fairy wasnt real. I was severly put off when I didnt get any money because my mom couldnt find where I hid my tooth.

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


SunnySammySILVER Member
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom


Posted:
does anyone else still say Father Christmas? Am i part of dying breed?!
I dont think finding out was a huge thing for me coz i cant remember thinking about it, i just slowly dissappered over the years i spose angel2

sunny
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
I still say father christmas. You are not alone in the world sunny!

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
I was 7 and I figured it all out for my big 'ol self.
Then my mum paid me not to tell my 5 year old sister biggrin

tartanfairyBRONZE Member
newbie
22 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hehehe.. have a look at this... I don't know whether to laugh at her stupidity or think its slightly naive and sweet... probably the first option..

https://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=73518

E xx

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SunnySammySILVER Member
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom


Posted:
phew! even all the ads are saying santa but its Father Christmas!!!! It is! Thanx JonnyRok, im not alone! hehehe! biggrin

sunny
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Yeah well us father christmas-ers gotta stick together!

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


SunnySammySILVER Member
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug

sunny
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink


the_poierSILVER Member
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
i say father christmas or st nikk...hmm dont really remember ever believing in him but i think i musta done

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
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Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
Santa is real.



Hes the spirit of unselfishness, giving and love that lives inside everyone.

Its a shame we only really see him at Christmas.

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AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I use any term, but father christmas i use rarely these days, so I'll make the effort:

I think I found out when I was 9, at primry school, and FATHER CHRISTMAS came to our school. And We all got to go into FATHER CHRISTMAS' grotto and I sat on his knee, then I started crying.... cos I realised it was my daddy dressed up as FATHER CHRISMAS! tragic huh? lol

SunnySammySILVER Member
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom


Posted:
YAY! *applause*

Thanx Asena I salute you! wave (i know its not quite a salute, best i could do!) x

sunny
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink


BlayzeSILVER Member
Doesn't play well with others...
187 posts
Location: CANADA


Posted:
Ummm...I still get presents from Santa....maybe you all have been bad?

Okay okay, I was 4.

I smile because I have no idea what is going on...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
"now I'm so immature - I want more diamonds"....does this make anyone else want to puke?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*reads rouges post, then runs to the toilet to be violently sick*

SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
I found out when my letter from santa was in my sisters handwriting............ Incidently St Nicholas (father christamas) is the patron saint of thieves........ also, before coca cola came along he was dressed in green and white...... it was the coca cola company that made him red and white beerchug

but still, xmas is a good excuse to crawl into a bottle is it not? smile

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
i remember when me and my brother found out.. my dad and his friend Nigel were in the kitchen, and we were playing in the hall outside, we heard my dad say "my back's killing me i dont know how i'll be able to get the kids presents out from the loft"

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
What?! Santa's not real?

Seriously, I think I was 5 when I found out. It was more of a joke really, my sisters and I trying to tell my dad that we knew he was FATHER CHRISTMAS and him trying to convince us that FATHER CHRISTMAS was real. It never worked after we found our presents in the back room, after endless hours of searching.

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I started getting an inkling when I was about 7/8 I think. Someone managing to visit every single child on the planet, managing to break into their houses down a thin, sooty chimney, and come out totally clean, let alone if the house didnt have a chimney. That always confused me.
And the fact that rich kids always got better presents than poor kids.
I suppose I was more confused, and to an extent I felt like [censored], that my parents, and entire family, had been repeatedly lying to me for so many years.
frown

SunnySammySILVER Member
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom


Posted:
i see what you mean, it is the biggest lie in all the world but real or not father christmas was a legend and still is wink

sunny
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Whats the difference between a myth and a legend again?
umm

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