Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Yo-yoist, Staffer and 3 Ball and Club Juggling
'Its people like us, who make them feel talentless.'
Official Nutella Fan Club
Go Nutella!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
A bowl of soup with some one you love is better than steak with some one you hate. Proverbs 15, 17
Its not that stupidity should have a death sentance, just remove the warning labels and let nature take its course...
Written by: TinklePants
Move all breakables out of the way
Make yourself room (push furniture up against the walls)
Fit flush lighting so you dont break shades or bulbs
Don't light fire poi indoors (for obvious reasons)
Dodge the kids and pets
Have I forgotten anything?
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Written by: Brit_Joe
Nah do something else in there instead
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Life's journey is not 2 arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body,
...but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out shouting "WHAT A RIDE!!!"