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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:My Dad has bought one of these... devil

My question is two fold:

1) Can we have some ideas on what to do with it when it isnt sitting on our driveway please?

2) Anyone know anywhere I can buy a replica Soviet Army uniform? I want to get my dad one for Christmas.. biggrin


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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth, Australia

Total posts: 5814
Posted:crusing speed and max speed are almost the same.

hasnt done many KM though.

thats hilarious....good luck finding uniforms. I might be able to help with german ones but not Russian


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:I think you should try and take over the government, or storm Buck Palace and get the queen to juggle

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:The actual one my dad has bought, is 30 years old, and has 800 miles on the clock.

biggrin


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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:bloody hell thats a bargain!

dunno about uniforms but tell your dad i'm VERY jealous!
x


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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Get him a clown uniform! Then you can become part of a clown army! Clown armies are the best kind of armies...

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:I also forgot to mention that it has a 2000 litre water tank on the back of it, with about 6 hoses coming from it.
It was originally a Cold War decontamination truck. Meant to be used to hose people down after a nuclear blast.

smile


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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:Try eBay for uniforms. My little brother has bought lots of Soviet memorabilia from there, including real uniforms, but I know he's also managed to buy it from other online sources as well so I'll ask him what they were in case you have no luck smile

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:jonnie

this is some

and

here are some more smile


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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:as for what to di with it, i have no idea, who much fuel does it burn?

that wil kind of tell youw hat you can di with it?

tank driveing course, military meets, and shitting up grannies in the high street?


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Glåss
DIAMOND Member since Nov 2001

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2523
Posted:UCOF: You rock smile

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Noooo! Clowns!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:Paint it pink. Its the law!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:Written by: mcp

Noooo! Clowns!



meg you have the most [censored] hot links of anyone i know (baring ucof, and drew)

i am really thinking of joing the CIRCA


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thegreatBJ


Woman! Not gay Man!
Location: Hull...ish

Total posts: 332
Posted:Written by: mech

Written by: mcp

Noooo! Clowns!



meg you have the most censored hot links of anyone i know (baring ucof, and drew)

i am really thinking of joing the CIRCA



me too!

I think you should wach tank girl for inspiration on what to do with it TANK GIRL RULES


I AM NOT A GAY MAN!

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:I prefer the comics... wink

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thegreatBJ


Woman! Not gay Man!
Location: Hull...ish

Total posts: 332
Posted:ive glances at the comics in the shop a few times but Im way too poor to buy them... and the film has a girl who looks like gwen stefani in it

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Lori Petty.

smile


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Gayle......!
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:also the surfer in point break offtopic

Gayle.....!

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:I need one.

Can't imagine the reaction I'd get driving down the streets of New York in one of those.

Die Taxi Die!


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:Written by: mech


tank driveing course, military meets, and shitting up grannies in the high street?





That almost rhymes and is quite catchy cool



You might be able to cane it around Salisbury Plain/your nearest Army Training Estate of a bank holiday. This might tell you more. Walkers mostly use the tracks on those dates but I seem to remember transport access being allowed in parts as some places of interest can be up to 10 miles inside the boundaries.



Just don't drive over any ancient scheduled monuments - thank you smile


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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Sym
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Sym

Geek-enviro-hippy priest
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1858
Posted:Wow, Jon, your dad is really cool - Can I come out driving in it some time...? biggrin

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

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Zauberdach


Zauberdach

Sometimes sword wofter
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 199
Posted:wow! I want one. Did your dad buy two, can I have one?

IMPORTANT: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of a sane person.

"just get the f**k on with it and make me the anti-christ already!"

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 1762
Posted:Let's see someone try to cut you up on a roundabout in one of those wink

I think a Dozer blade on the front, some old WW2 machine guns mounted on the side... THE COMMUNISTS ARE HERE!!! devil

biggrin


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Jonny, I refuse to help you help your dad, for fear of you sending me his pants!

*shudders*


Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Jon, can i marry your dad, then kill him, then get the truck in his will?!
hahaha, i agree with Tinkle, paint it pink, or perhaps metallic purple! x x x x


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:You can't kill Jonny's Dad eek That's mean and it would make Jonny cry! spank Bad Jo, bad, bad Jo!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth, Australia

Total posts: 5814
Posted:Take it on peace protests and fill it with cordial

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:cordial? pfft!

BEER!

beerchug


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:your dad rocks.

thats the PERFECT festival vehicle. never gets stuck and if it breaks it can be repaired by a drunklen mechanic munky with an oversized hammer.

i say u get a bloody license to drive that thing and then we go and invade Europe and its variety of festivals....



what u think?


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Written by: Zauberdachs
Did your dad buy two?


umm
Written by: Me. The first line
My Dad has bought one of these


rolleyes wink

Konsti: We could do that... biggrin


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