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UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
My Dad has bought one of these... devil

My question is two fold:

1) Can we have some ideas on what to do with it when it isnt sitting on our driveway please?

2) Anyone know anywhere I can buy a replica Soviet Army uniform? I want to get my dad one for Christmas.. biggrin

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
crusing speed and max speed are almost the same.

hasnt done many KM though.

thats hilarious....good luck finding uniforms. I might be able to help with german ones but not Russian

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I think you should try and take over the government, or storm Buck Palace and get the queen to juggle

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

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UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
The actual one my dad has bought, is 30 years old, and has 800 miles on the clock.

biggrin

mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
bloody hell thats a bargain!

dunno about uniforms but tell your dad i'm VERY jealous!
x

mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Get him a clown uniform! Then you can become part of a clown army! Clown armies are the best kind of armies...

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I also forgot to mention that it has a 2000 litre water tank on the back of it, with about 6 hoses coming from it.
It was originally a Cold War decontamination truck. Meant to be used to hose people down after a nuclear blast.

smile

SpannerBRONZE Member
remembers when it was all fields round here
2,790 posts
Location: in the works... somewhere..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Try eBay for uniforms. My little brother has bought lots of Soviet memorabilia from there, including real uniforms, but I know he's also managed to buy it from other online sources as well so I'll ask him what they were in case you have no luck smile

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
jonnie

this is some

and

here are some more smile

Step (el-nombrie)


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
as for what to di with it, i have no idea, who much fuel does it burn?

that wil kind of tell youw hat you can di with it?

tank driveing course, military meets, and shitting up grannies in the high street?

Step (el-nombrie)


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
UCOF: You rock smile

mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Noooo! Clowns!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Paint it pink. Its the law!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: mcp


Noooo! Clowns!




meg you have the most [censored] hot links of anyone i know (baring ucof, and drew)

i am really thinking of joing the CIRCA

Step (el-nombrie)


thegreatBJWoman! Not gay Man!
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish


Posted:
Written by: mech


Written by: mcp


Noooo! Clowns!




meg you have the most censored hot links of anyone i know (baring ucof, and drew)

i am really thinking of joing the CIRCA




me too!

I think you should wach tank girl for inspiration on what to do with it TANK GIRL RULES

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I prefer the comics... wink

thegreatBJWoman! Not gay Man!
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish


Posted:
ive glances at the comics in the shop a few times but Im way too poor to buy them... and the film has a girl who looks like gwen stefani in it

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Lori Petty.

smile

Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
also the surfer in point break offtopic

Gayle.....!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
I need one.

Can't imagine the reaction I'd get driving down the streets of New York in one of those.

Die Taxi Die!

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


SpannerBRONZE Member
remembers when it was all fields round here
2,790 posts
Location: in the works... somewhere..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: mech



tank driveing course, military meets, and shitting up grannies in the high street?






That almost rhymes and is quite catchy cool



You might be able to cane it around Salisbury Plain/your nearest Army Training Estate of a bank holiday. This might tell you more. Walkers mostly use the tracks on those dates but I seem to remember transport access being allowed in parts as some places of interest can be up to 10 miles inside the boundaries.



Just don't drive over any ancient scheduled monuments - thank you smile

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"


SymBRONZE Member
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom


Posted:
Wow, Jon, your dad is really cool - Can I come out driving in it some time...? biggrin

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees


ZauberdachSometimes sword wofter
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
wow! I want one. Did your dad buy two, can I have one?

IMPORTANT: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of a sane person.

"just get the f**k on with it and make me the anti-christ already!"


SethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
Let's see someone try to cut you up on a roundabout in one of those wink

I think a Dozer blade on the front, some old WW2 machine guns mounted on the side... THE COMMUNISTS ARE HERE!!! devil

biggrin

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Jonny, I refuse to help you help your dad, for fear of you sending me his pants!

*shudders*

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Jon, can i marry your dad, then kill him, then get the truck in his will?!
hahaha, i agree with Tinkle, paint it pink, or perhaps metallic purple! x x x x

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
You can't kill Jonny's Dad eek That's mean and it would make Jonny cry! spank Bad Jo, bad, bad Jo!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Take it on peace protests and fill it with cordial

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
cordial? pfft!

BEER!

beerchug

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
your dad rocks.

thats the PERFECT festival vehicle. never gets stuck and if it breaks it can be repaired by a drunklen mechanic munky with an oversized hammer.

i say u get a bloody license to drive that thing and then we go and invade Europe and its variety of festivals....



what u think?

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Zauberdachs

Did your dad buy two?



umm
Written by: Me. The first line

My Dad has bought one of these



rolleyes wink

Konsti: We could do that... biggrin

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