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Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
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Posted:self heating toast: toast that after youve made it stays lovely and warm for aggggeees...

would be good i reckon smile

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Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:Yeah! That would be good....mmm... smile

You've made me feel like toast now

*runs off to make some*

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Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
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Posted:I always reckoned the intelligent toaster from (was it red Dwarf or Hitch hikers??) was my ideal appliance. It prepares whatever you want mmmmmmm...
Ive always thought those traditional wedding present toaster racks are just wrong. Toast needs to be warm so it melts the butter...mmm..

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Location: Liverpool
Member Since: 11th Aug 2005
Total posts: 464
Posted:Would be even cooler if you could have toast that heats AND rub itself down with butters and jam!

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Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw
Member Since: 27th Oct 2004
Total posts: 566
Posted:hmmmm yummy toast

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Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:toast with promite, butter and a cup of tea

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Location: My House
Member Since: 27th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1286
Posted:Written by: Alien_Concept

Would be even cooler if you could have toast that heats AND rub itself down with butters and jam!

or a ladie that does similar tongue
/lowering the tone

lol self heating toast would be cool, how would you get it to self heat?

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Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:I'll have misread that then, I read it as: self eating toast.

What's the point of that, I thought! ubblol

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Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Red Dwarf Toaster would be cool. But slightly annoying i'd reckon

I hate it when toast gets cold. I like it nice and hot so whatever you choose to go on top gets slightly runny (like nutella)

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Location: ffidrac
Member Since: 23rd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1643
Posted:yeah, and microwaving toast to reheat it, is a bad bad idea... so self heating toast would be good, or else not even self heating, it would just need to retain the heat well... heat absorbing toast...

...hmmm, now i want toast too but i have no toaster and a crappy non-effective grill, dammit!!....

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Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 10th Oct 2005
Total posts: 453
Posted:MMMmmmmm. Toast.

Yup. Toast racks are silly. When I was at school we used to sit from breakfast at long tables of about 20 of us, and there would be one rack of quarters of toast for each table. If you were lucky, every three or four days you'd get a quarter of a dry piece of toast. frown

No matter how hard you try and be healthy, the truth is the best toast ever is made with white bread. And loads of butter.
Or with cinamon sugar spinkled on it. Yum.

Would the Intelligent Toaster know what I want to eat even when I don't? (Which is the majority of the time)

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Location: Falmouth
Member Since: 10th May 2004
Total posts: 196
Posted:I have a friend who eats half a loaf of bread in toast every morning for breakfast. Ironically he was from Hungary. Good old Zultan. P.s he is actually real

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Location: Hull...ish
Member Since: 13th Oct 2005
Total posts: 332
Posted:were you paid to do this by bread manifacturers? cos if so it worked... youve got everyone eating toast everytime they read this thread

has anyone ever had an outsmiser (thats not how you spell it by the way) its german food that has toast on the bottom then cheese then ham and then an egg on top and the cheese gets super melted (by the toast and the egg) and when you eat it the runny egg gets all soaked up by the toast and its beutiful... if you havent tried it i suggest you go make yourself one now... go on... off you go



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Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:Theres nothing wrong with white bread and butter, just as long as you dont eat too much of it.

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Location: Cardiff
Member Since: 16th Jan 2005
Total posts: 147
Posted:Bread is best with a whole load of Bacon in between!!
I'm sure Russel can agree with that?!?! (Mr Bacon Sarnie!)

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Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
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Posted:mmmm, bacon and egg! or promite!

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Location: Cardiff
Member Since: 16th Jan 2005
Total posts: 147
Posted:I just had a 3 layered jam sandwich on wholemeal bread and toasted it in the George Foreman!!!! mmmmmmmmm

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