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Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Zang! Who is that, striding along the fields! It is [noodles], hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to pound you so hard, you will see ultraviolet!!"
Clicky Clicky Mr Linky
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Ooohhh, another one of these....
Prowling amidst the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh DrBoo! And she gives a vengeful howl:
"I'm going to pound you beyond mortal comprehension, then bake cookies!!!"
And it is sooo true. The cookie baking bit anyway
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
I love these things
Who is that, striding across the tundra! It is fNi, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to pummel you beyond mortal comprehension, and dip you in uranium!!!"
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Running on the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh Fine_Rabid_Dog! And he gives a spectacular scream:
"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"
How suitably fitting.
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the icy wasteland! It is Henry, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"
Normally its "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Or "Euuuuuuuuuuuulia" (I don't think many will get that
)EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1131560685)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
278 posts
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom
Striding amidst the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh LostSurfer! And he gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to punch you with such disregard for common sense, you will polymorph into a minotaur!"
"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
Hark! Who is that, rampaging on the wasteland! It is spotted_dot, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I slice through beating hearts faster than the super-flu!!!"
although my dads always said my family battle cry is "run away!"
EDITED_BY: 1337_poier (1131561645)
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
oooooooo must try this...........
Stalking amidst the tarmac, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Ravehead! And he gives an ominous howl:
"I'm seriously going to bruise you beyond the end of time, and sever every head in sight!!!"
rahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
As Violently Tame comes running across the arid desert with a weed wacker cluched tightly in his hands, he screams "I'm gonna chop your ears,nose,lips,and eyelids off and shove them in your mouth while whistleing this is the song that never ends!"
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Hark! Who is that, running through the steppes! It is Bird, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He screams thunderously:
"I'm going to bludgeon you all the way to Old Bonny Scotland!"
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Badgers FRD
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Ducking, weaving through the melee. Jumping the corpses and dodging the blades of his enemies comes Sethis!
"You're gonna get cheesed!!"
(Thx Mr Pratchett
) After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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lurker
380 posts
Location: Nashville, TN, USA
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Sprinting out of the freeway, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Dut! And he gives a low howl:
"Hail the blood-letting! I carve into flesh like a sentient bulldozer!"
-- dut
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Lemonkey! And he gives a vengeful grunt:
"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, your momma won't recognize you!!"
*grunt*
Willy - is bad for your health...
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Hark! Who is that, striding through the candy store! It is Noddy, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He screams vengefully:
"I'm going to torment you with such disregard for common sense, you will wake up from the Matrix!"
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Sprinting amidst the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Andy! And he gives an ominous bellow:
"I'm going to f**k you until you're bright blue!"
this thing make me sound like perv
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT
Yea, verily: Who is that, striding on the freeway! It is Leigh, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She screams apocalyptically:
"I'm going to [censored] you with such disregard for common sense, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"
"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT
And ok, I had to try it, but how perfect is this!!!
Who is that, rampaging on the plains! It is Home Of Poi, hands clutching a burning branch! He screams thunderously:
"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!"
"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Who is that, stalking over the hotel lobby! It is Havokist, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls apocalyptically:
"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!!"
i wonder what a bladed baseball bat looks like...
*wanders off to find sketchbook*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Neo - Hippie
358 posts
Location: Sala, Slovakia
Stalking along the mini-mall parking lot, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh RaveN! And he gives a low grunt:
"I'm going to pulverize you beyond capacity, and then some!!"
Running out of the tarmac, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh White RaveN! And he gives a gutteral bellow:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! Skulls will be [censored] for Satan!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the tarmac! It is David, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:
"You in some [censored] now, muhfuh! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"
the last one ruuuuuulez..:)
Smile.. It confuses people..:)
Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Again Again
Zang! Who is that, skulking across the desert! It is Boo, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to clobber you beyond your expiration date, and trade you for a candy bar!!"
Mmmm candy
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
member
49 posts
Location: Nuneaton, England
Skulking through the steppes, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Libby Tuesday! And she gives a booming roar:
"In the name of malice, I destroy all in my path like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
Woo for sugar rush!
No poi can pierce my skintanium armour! (Though they can bruise it...)
"I don't really say quotable things..." - Linden Rathen
"Is this Flora special?" - Linden
"I dunno, ask it" - GothFrogette
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Oh yes. You just gotta love some of these
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Sprinting over the cliffs, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Faulcon De Lacy! And he gives a spectacular scream:
"I'm going to smash you until you [censored] molton lava, then bake cookies!!!"
(FdL is my ragnarok online chartacter - bonus points to first person to PM me it's origin)
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Hey Sniper, give me back my pitas!
And my ferocious cookie baking for the matter.
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
SPOOOON!!!!
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
member
49 posts
Location: Nuneaton, England
Not in the face, not in the face!!!
No poi can pierce my skintanium armour! (Though they can bruise it...)
"I don't really say quotable things..." - Linden Rathen
"Is this Flora special?" - Linden
"I dunno, ask it" - GothFrogette
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the desert! It is Mynci, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He howls ominously:
"I'm going to smash you all the way to Old Bonny Scotland, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"
hmmm
I prefer
Who is that, striding on the icy wasteland! It is Lee, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to smash you so badly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
faster than a streak of lightning, more powerful than a whirling hurricane, oh no, sorry, thats super man.............
more co-ordinated than your average duck,
faster than a falling coconut,
not half as repulsive as hurling vomit.................
"I'll spiflicate you with my rubber chicken,
and then drop upon you a f***ing hot comet!!!"
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
I did 3...
Running along the candy store, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Tinklepants! And she gives a spectacular roar:
"By Odin's mighty spear, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!"
Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the freeway! It is Tammie, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a low bellow, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to pulverize you like it's a new extreme sport!!"
Who is that, rampaging on the hotel lobby! It is Tamara, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She grunts mightily:
"I'm going to punch you until you spontaneously degenerate, and roll you in creamy neugut!"
PS i think it must mean nougat!!!!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Written by: Libby_Tuesday
Not in the face, not in the face!!!
oooooo the inuendo!!!
bet you say that to all the lads
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
Running out of the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Ilsanya! And she gives a vengeful bellow:
"I'm going to pulverize you into the fourth dimension!!"
w00t i am tough!
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