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1stdegreeburns
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

1stdegreeburns

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Location: ayr scotland

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Posted:just wondered if anyony had a plausable explanation for why men get a build up of the infamous bellybutton fluff and women dont.
its not as if we are all that different, but i always seem to collect the feckin stuff everyday and its always blueish
WHY WHY WHY....


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alien_oddity


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Posted:there's a little button fluff fairy that comes to visit every day, and it's only got the one colour.

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:i don't, but then i shower twice a day minimum

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NicolaClaire


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Total posts: 28
Posted:maybe men are just dirtier

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LostSurfer
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

LostSurfer

I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Ki...

Total posts: 278
Posted:Here's a sensible explantion. Although personally i prefer the belly button fluff fairy, any relation to fluffy napalm fairy?? biggrin

"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"

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alien_oddity


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Posted:*bows* i thank you


hahahahaha ubblol


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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

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Total posts: 663
Posted:did they have to put a pic?

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LostSurfer
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

LostSurfer

I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Ki...

Total posts: 278
Posted:ubblol



I never knew belly button fluff could be so interesting!



In particular the philosohpical debate that arises from considering whether Adam ever had a belly button! smile

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"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:i feeel sooo enlightened... i didnt think i could go on without knowing about belly button fluff... but I dont understand... I'm a guy and i dont get this? Should I be upset? Feel inadequate? Or is it cos i go commando the whole time?

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:adam and eve should NOT have had a belly button!!! and besides there is not enough of a gene pool for them or their offspring to have survived. either that or we're all inbreeds

grrrrrrrrrrrrr religion

--------rant over------------


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LostSurfer
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

LostSurfer

I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Ki...

Total posts: 278
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link


Now that's a lotta fluff! eek


"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

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Posted:oooh, looks yummy! I thought it was mainly blu... so why is one red??

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:the red 1's bum fluff ubblol

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:ok, the funny thing is what that guy foundout is what i already presumed! crazy!

following this, a remedy could be shaving you belly so as the loose hair/fabric would have nothing to hold it in place as it moves upward.

ok, now i'm starting to scare myself that i think about these kinds of things...............ubbloco


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:what!!!!! you mean shave off my *ankers tash!!!!


what will keep my knuckles warm in winter???lolsign


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NOn


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Total posts: 1643
Posted:wow. i'm in awe of the bellybutton website. why didn't i get to study that in school biology?

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.

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Seb


Seb

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Posted:That ain't it, just so many of us don't get rid of the hair on our bellies. Anyone getting blue bellybutton fluff must be wearing some form of blue clothing, most likley underpants or perhaps a shirt. I've got a whole rainbow of unies in my drawer so I get a variety of colours of bellybotton fluff. Yesterday it was red.
The hairs are for some strange and unknown reason arranged to transport all the fluff into your bellybutton, and rear crevice too, apparently, ina strange sort of mechanical dance. Karl Kruzelnicki said it best in "Bring the bellybutton fluff to _ME_!"


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Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

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Posted:Maybie navals eat the bellybutton fluff to survive?! lol

Right that explains why I have so much of it, ive got at least twice the amount of corse hair on my belly that guy had in the pic. But i dont like to check my belly button couse I dont like to put my finger in it, I hate the feeling you get from touching the back of it eeew! That little bit of tightly wrapped skin or whatever it is, makes me shudder just thinking about it


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tartanfairy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

tartanfairy

newbie
Location: London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 22
Posted:EEkk...Have found a belly button fluff obsessive! eek

Take a look at this guy...



http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html
br>


wow umm Crazzzzyyy...

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

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Total posts: 3224
Posted:well thats just gross... although i did try the 3D crosss eyed method, and it didnt work! lol. ubbloco

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Did anyone see the link the "smegma" on the belly button fluff Wiki page? Ewwwwww.... *shudder*

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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mico
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

mico

freedom in chains
Location: San Francisco & Oxford, United...

Total posts: 176
Posted:Belly Button Fascists!

Compare and contrast:

Your normal belly button is concave, with an attractive upper hood.

with

In the "outie", there is a protuberant mass of subcutaneous scar tissue
between the bottom of the belly button and the muscle wall of the
abdomen.


eek


~peace is a fire~

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

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Posted:*bump*

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:have you been picking at your belly button fluff again asena?

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

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Posted:lol

i never had any in the first place, but i just sat here and remembered the thread. it was funny so i thought i'd drag it back up again! lol


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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:speaking of remembering thread that you thought had disappeared into obscurity *giggles*

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

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Posted:huh? lol

I hope your not mentioning unmentionbles?


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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:no not unmentionables again


possibly the fact that........

YOU
HAVE
JUST
LOST!!!!


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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:what! that line is in FAR too many treads.

infact, i just see you and i've lost. its gotten that bad!


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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

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Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:hmmmm I dont get fluff

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