1stdegreeburnsGOLD Member
Member
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Location: ayr scotland


Posted:
just wondered if anyony had a plausable explanation for why men get a build up of the infamous bellybutton fluff and women dont.
its not as if we are all that different, but i always seem to collect the feckin stuff everyday and its always blueish
WHY WHY WHY....

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees


Posted:
there's a little button fluff fairy that comes to visit every day, and it's only got the one colour.

SniperBRONZE Member
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Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
i don't, but then i shower twice a day minimum

NicolaClairemember
28 posts

Posted:
maybe men are just dirtier

LostSurferSILVER Member
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Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom


Posted:
Here's a sensible explantion. Although personally i prefer the belly button fluff fairy, any relation to fluffy napalm fairy?? biggrin

"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
*bows* i thank you


hahahahaha ubblol

SniperBRONZE Member
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Posted:
did they have to put a pic?

LostSurferSILVER Member
I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
278 posts
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol



I never knew belly button fluff could be so interesting!



In particular the philosohpical debate that arises from considering whether Adam ever had a belly button! smile
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"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"


AsenaGOLD Member
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3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
i feeel sooo enlightened... i didnt think i could go on without knowing about belly button fluff... but I dont understand... I'm a guy and i dont get this? Should I be upset? Feel inadequate? Or is it cos i go commando the whole time?

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
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Posted:
adam and eve should NOT have had a belly button!!! and besides there is not enough of a gene pool for them or their offspring to have survived. either that or we're all inbreeds

grrrrrrrrrrrrr religion

--------rant over------------

LostSurferSILVER Member
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278 posts
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link


Now that's a lotta fluff! eek

"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"


AsenaGOLD Member
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3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooh, looks yummy! I thought it was mainly blu... so why is one red??

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
the red 1's bum fluff ubblol

Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Posted:
ok, the funny thing is what that guy foundout is what i already presumed! crazy!

following this, a remedy could be shaving you belly so as the loose hair/fabric would have nothing to hold it in place as it moves upward.

ok, now i'm starting to scare myself that i think about these kinds of things...............ubbloco

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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
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Posted:
what!!!!! you mean shave off my *ankers tash!!!!


what will keep my knuckles warm in winter???lolsign

NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
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Posted:
wow. i'm in awe of the bellybutton website. why didn't i get to study that in school biology?

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if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
That ain't it, just so many of us don't get rid of the hair on our bellies. Anyone getting blue bellybutton fluff must be wearing some form of blue clothing, most likley underpants or perhaps a shirt. I've got a whole rainbow of unies in my drawer so I get a variety of colours of bellybotton fluff. Yesterday it was red.
The hairs are for some strange and unknown reason arranged to transport all the fluff into your bellybutton, and rear crevice too, apparently, ina strange sort of mechanical dance. Karl Kruzelnicki said it best in "Bring the bellybutton fluff to _ME_!"

Chucks nuns
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IgirisujinSILVER Member
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2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Maybie navals eat the bellybutton fluff to survive?! lol

Right that explains why I have so much of it, ive got at least twice the amount of corse hair on my belly that guy had in the pic. But i dont like to check my belly button couse I dont like to put my finger in it, I hate the feeling you get from touching the back of it eeew! That little bit of tightly wrapped skin or whatever it is, makes me shudder just thinking about it

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tartanfairyBRONZE Member
newbie
22 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
EEkk...Have found a belly button fluff obsessive! eek

Take a look at this guy...



https://www.feargod.net/fluff.html



wow umm Crazzzzyyy...
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AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
well thats just gross... although i did try the 3D crosss eyed method, and it didnt work! lol. ubbloco

DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Did anyone see the link the "smegma" on the belly button fluff Wiki page? Ewwwwww.... *shudder*

Let's relight this forum ubblove


micoBRONZE Member
freedom in chains
176 posts
Location: San Francisco & Oxford, United Kingdom


Posted:
Belly Button Fascists!

Compare and contrast:

Your normal belly button is concave, with an attractive upper hood.

with

In the "outie", there is a protuberant mass of subcutaneous scar tissue
between the bottom of the belly button and the muscle wall of the
abdomen.


eek

~peace is a fire~


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*bump*

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
have you been picking at your belly button fluff again asena?

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol

i never had any in the first place, but i just sat here and remembered the thread. it was funny so i thought i'd drag it back up again! lol

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
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Posted:
speaking of remembering thread that you thought had disappeared into obscurity *giggles*

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
huh? lol

I hope your not mentioning unmentionbles?

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
no not unmentionables again


possibly the fact that........

YOU
HAVE
JUST
LOST!!!!

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
what! that line is in FAR too many treads.

infact, i just see you and i've lost. its gotten that bad!

PsyriSILVER Member
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1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
hmmmm I dont get fluff


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