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Ok, this is a bit like the 'weird habits' thread.
When I have beans on toast I always have my beans by (bi) my toast. I thought I was the only weird one (as my friends and boyfriend have made me believe this) but recently I have found that there are 4 more people like me! Yay! We have beans by toast, not on.
3 of these bi people are here at work as we were discussing it all afternoon yesterday (we get very bored!).
It's the same with scrambled egg, we have egg by toast. And if the beans happen to touch the toast (nooooo!) then we eat that soggy bit first. I mean, how can anyone like soggy bread?!?
So we're starting our own cult and i wanna know how many of you are there?
So, are you 'Bi' or 'On'?
Always remember... one MUST protect thy bread....
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it has to be "on" for me, eating fry up's every morning for 5 years i never heard anyone ask for beans/egg bi toast haha
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GOTT BE ON , THEN WHEN THE BEANS/EGGS/SPUDS/WHATEVER IS STARTING TO DIMINISH , YOU CAN FOLD ITUP AND YE GOT A NICE LIL SANDWICH
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argh, definately by!
we had waffles & beans & eg the other day & adam put everything on the waffle - then he went to put mine on too!
NOOOOOOOO! they do not belong on that waffle - i still eat them on the same fork, but i need controll over how much & in what order.....do you think i'm anal??
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By..... all the way.
Soggy bread is wrong, nearly as wrong as cold toast... erggghhh.
Tao Star - that sounds pretty normal to me
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Dont even get me started.. By By BY!I dont even like my food to touch.The bits that touch dont get eaten.
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blu that should go in the strange habbits thread
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Im on my way there now, boy have I got some strange habits...
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I'm gald to see there are some normal Bi's out there.
I agree with you tao Star, you get a bit of toast, then a bit of bean, if you fancy it a bit of egg... maybe some tommy K. But NO SOGGY BREAD!
I'm probably the only one (apart from the Bi cult) who actually feels this strongly about this subject huh??!!
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I dont like soggy bread so I'm definately a "bi"
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Wow, you guys who want beans 'by' toast must get real paranoid if you go to a breakfast diner/coffee shop etc and order a fry-up breakfast or something, since most of the ones I've been too just makes sure it's all on the plate and just lumps it on
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ugh, i can't eat those things anyway....the thought of all that grease! argh! it makes me feel sick.
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but toast soaked with the sauce of the beans (or spaghetti hoops in my case BLEUGH beans!) is tasty!!!
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Written by: thelost_seraph
Wow, you guys who want beans 'by' toast must get real paranoid if you go to a breakfast diner/coffee shop etc and order a fry-up breakfast or something, since most of the ones I've been too just makes sure it's all on the plate and just lumps it on
That leads to me to another thing members of our 'Bi' cult have been discussing here at work...
We are gonna open a resturant called 'bit on the side'. On the menu there will be - beans by toast, eggs by toast' And maybe we could offer those prison plates ot whatever they are for those who don't want anything to be touching??
Although I'm not that bad. Roast dinner for instance, I never have a fork with just roastie on. I have to have a selection to go in my mouth. And I always save a bit of everything for that last mouthful...
Mmmm, roasties...
*goes off dribbling*
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Wow, I have to have everything on! Sausages, mushrooms, bacon and things like that go by the side, eggs and beans and so on always have to go on top. I can't eat food stuffs on their own, they have to be mixed, cos that way you get all the tastes in one!
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I go both ways....
Depends if I am in the mood to avoid soggy bread - or if I think it'll taste better together.
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I don't eat beans....can I just have toast?
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Written by: Blayze
I don't eat beans....can I just have toast?
Do you not like egg? I'm afraid it's egg by toast or beans by toast, not just toast.
Always remember... one MUST protect thy bread....
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Written by: boopoi
That leads to me to another thing members of our 'Bi' cult have been discussing here at work...
We are gonna open a resturant called 'bit on the side'. On the menu there will be - beans by toast, eggs by toast' And maybe we could offer those prison plates ot whatever they are for those who don't want anything to be touching??
Written by: boopoi
Although I'm not that bad. Roast dinner for instance, I never have a fork with just roastie on. I have to have a selection to go in my mouth. And I always save a bit of everything for that last mouthful...
no way! that's exactly what i do!!!
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How about butter ON toast?
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I so agree.....beans and toast suck. But Beans and fried potatoes are gooooood! The only thing that goes on toast is Jam, Peanut Butter, or Butter. Now that is only when the toast is meant to be eaten at toast. The story is different if the toast is meant to be eaten as hot ham and cheese or some other sandwhich that is of the socially normal standards. Enjoy.
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Written by: Blayze
How about butter ON toast?
Yeah, I suppose you could get away with that...
But pate must be 'bi'. Pate by toast...
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You see, if you have cheese on toast, you can put the beans on top. Thus protection the bread from soggyness.
YOU MUST PROTECT YOUR BREAD!!
Always remember... one MUST protect thy bread....
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Bi. Bi. Bi.
Soggy bread. Uck. Vomit.
My beans are in a bowl and the toast is on a plate. I take no chances.
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i would go as far to say that even beans on cheese on toast is wrong. it's more a mixture of tates thing for me - not fuessed about soggy bread, but i like the choice to organise the flavours how i like. i also don't like baked beans (ugh) so that makes quite a lot of difference!
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i dont like beans
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beans/egg/cheese anything, ON toast definitely. Makes the bread all soggy with tomato sauce and is just yummy.
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on i like my toast soggy from the tomato sauce
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speaking of waffles.. theres nopthing better than getting an entire fry and stacking itup onto a waffle then forking and slicing off a mound of fry... mmmmmmmm cholesterol
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half n half
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Half and half is acceptable.
But how how how can anyone like soggy bread?!?
Mmmm, I'm gagging for a fry up now, with waffles, but not ON the waffle of course...
Always remember... one MUST protect thy bread....
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