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Forums > Social Chat > Rude Awakening
Login/Join to ParticipateGOLD Member since Jul 2005
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...
Total posts: 4217
The doorbell rung at 7am this morning and after a really bad sleepless night I opened the door and got handed a package from HoP - rainbow led hacky sacks (hurrah!)
So I padded back up to my bed only to realise I'd answered the door in my underwear - not my nice lacey fancy stuff - bridget jones style undies, boring, cover's all (luckily),
grey-but-used-to-be-white old granny type things I wear to bed.
Yes I was embarrassed but hell - strobing Poi rock!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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SILVER Member since Aug 2005
mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
Location: Birmingham, Australia
Total posts: 355
I was woken up by the doorbell once at like 6.30 from some special delivery...I knew I was only in my boxers but I didn't care because I knew that the package I was getting was more important than my own dignity
It's better to burn out than to fade away
DeleteGOLD Member since Jul 2005
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...
Total posts: 4217
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
DeleteBRONZE Member since May 2005
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Total posts: 446
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
"package"
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
DeleteBRONZE Member since May 2005
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Total posts: 446
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
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They leave the post at the bottom of the dive now...
T
p.s. tinkle, Im back in the highlands now, wanna start the first inverness fire meet?
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...
Total posts: 587
"Package"
I honestly dont care what people think if they see me in my pj's. Usually my mind is non-existent at that time of the morning.
Besides, I got nice PJ's
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
SILVER Member since Sep 2004
water based
Location: melbourne, Australia
Total posts: 5125
twas worth it though, they dared me a large pizza, and a large pizza i did get
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...
Total posts: 587
The people werent impressed though...
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
"When intelligence enhancing drugs are developed, they will for some reason fail to work in Ottawa, Ont and Washington, D.C."
Spider Robinson
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BRONZE Member since Sep 2005
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...
Total posts: 587
*note to self: answer door nude*
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
once my (then) boyfriend answered the door to some JWs and i later wished i had wrapped a sheet around myself, walked out and say "honey, will you be long?"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
*knock knock*
*open door with towel and bleary eyed from just waking up*
<him> oh, sorry, can see you are in the middle of things *got all flustered and went bright red*
<me> things?? umm.. ok, how can i help you??
<him> <insert some kind of strange explanation about saving the animals a place in heaven>
to which i got very confused and said i had to return to "things" to which he went even redder, started stammering and left
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
DeleteBRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
animals a place in heaven? i thought most religions didn't believe that animals had an immortal soul?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
yeah, i dont know what the deal with it was... was half asleep and all i could make out was animals, heaven, reserve places. was all surreal. then his reaction to me in a towel. *laffs* just nod, smile, back away slowly and quickly slam the door!
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
DeleteSILVER Member since Jul 2005
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Total posts: 2666
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
i hate it when people try to force religion on you.
All you have to do is ask them if they want to join your cult.
Its like people and asking to touch my hair, its funny, they ask "can i pleeeeeease touch your hair?" and i say "can i touch yours?"
They dont ask again.
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
GOLD Member since Apr 2004
Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Total posts: 3415
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
GOLD Member since Jul 2005
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...
Total posts: 4217
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
DeleteBRONZE Member since Sep 2005
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...
Total posts: 587
I always pretend I'm not home when guys come around handing out stupid pamphlets or wanting to sell you something.
The nude idea is still crossing my mind...
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
and then there's also mum embarrassing me with the story of some bible bashers who brought a kid with them, and friendly 3 year old me thought it was a new friend come to play!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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