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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
You know the song, Now tell us what to do with that sailor!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
lecture theatre...im going to smother you while you sleep...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
i'll photograph it
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
nail his balls to a rusty rail????
MWAHAHAHAHAHA (evil maniacle laughter)
59 posts
Location: Eugene, Oregon
butter him all over!
I thought I waz just dreammin'?!!??!!??!! Dis place can't really be real.
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Written by: Rouge Dragon
lecture theatre...im going to smother you while you sleep...
I'm not sure whether I should be scared or excited...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
put the figure head next to him in bed. and invite his mates round
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
new question: what shall we do with a hungover dragon?
lecture, i dont know either!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
spin her round until she sobers
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
no no! dont spin me around!!!
*shudders at the thought*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
put her in the cannon(upside down, or it wont work) and blow her pants off!
(thanks grade 2 music class)
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