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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
You know the song, Now tell us what to do with that sailor!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
You stick him in the longboat, 'til he's sober
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
oh hohoho I couldnt possible comment on THAT one.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
newbie
18 posts
Location: England (UK)
pound him with radishes until he faints, sit on his head and nibble his biceps.
Pound him with turnips.
Rinse and repeat.
There appears a flight of dragons without heads. Good fortune.
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
put him in a bed with the captains daughter...
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Throw him overboard and steal his rum
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
tie him to the mast and burn his trousers
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
A drunk sailor?
Oh...MANY things... -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
there is lots you can do with a drunken sailor doc but most of the things you're thinking probably aren't pg
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
No, probably not. But one can dream...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
dream away doc
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I shall. *grabs towel and retires to privacy of own room*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
PG Board!
PG Board!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
What? Maybe I'm just going to...um...clean up something I spilled on the floor?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
now i understand sethis's post.... it just jumped threads! ^_^
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
someone had to help me clean up the floor in bondage yesterday doc
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
make him polish
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Give him more alcohol
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
spin him around 'til he falls over...
stand him up
and repeat....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
sorry, but this has to have a mention.
Whilst ed was in hastings..
beach
poi
contact juggling
polish tourists asking to have a go
sit down and a big fat smoke
polish guys start singing the polish version of the sailor song
ed starts poi-ing to it.
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
sing him silly songs and give him ear ache
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
wow... brilliant... aimee, thats such a priceless image....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
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sorry, but this has to have a mention.
Whilst ed was in hastings..
beach
poi
contact juggling
polish tourists asking to have a go
sit down and a big fat smoke
polish guys start singing the polish version of the sailor song
ed starts poi-ing to it.
I can sing happy birthday in Polish.
Willy - is bad for your health...
member
36 posts
Location: Kent, United Kingdom
There are many wicked things we can do with a drunken sailor!
The coolest babe around!!!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
ooooo drunken sailor
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
so how cute exactly is this sailor?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Typical women... one track minds, the lot of you!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
your signature seems to be telling me a lot...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
a drunken sailor you say.................wait till he passes out the scrawl graffiti all over him, empty a bin over him then take lots of lovely photos as a memento of the nights fun and games..........or you could just let doc...er..... look after him
or you could just kneel on his belly button and give him a good rub down with sand paper for a fortnight
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