The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Written by: Leaning_Towards_Corruption
Imagine.
Not the staff...
But poi instead...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Written by: Chronofracture
Reading this thread reminds me of a zen proverb...
novice rushes up to staff jedi;
"Master, I finally understand. There is no staff! "
!!! BONK !!!
"So how do you explain the lump on your head? "
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Spin, bounce, be one with the world, because it is yours to enjoy...
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Written by: {anthrax}
It is not a question of intelligence PyroMattman, but merely a state of mind.
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast
Health is a secondary consideration when you have a lifestyle to maintain
Not seen a Banana do Double staff in the woods? You obviously weren't at that party!
'my guess would be staffers dont waste time talking bollox' - strugz
Health is a secondary consideration when you have a lifestyle to maintain
Not seen a Banana do Double staff in the woods? You obviously weren't at that party!
'my guess would be staffers dont waste time talking bollox' - strugz
Written by: Chumpy
My philosophy of staff is to think of them like a woman...at first you keep them at arms length, she could be dangerous remember. Then as the atmosphere heats up, she starts to tease you, running her handle across your wrist then upto you neck. Soon (If you're lucky) she starts to move majestically around your body with no nook or cranny un-explored.
Wielding a Wooden Spoon
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
we were somewhere near barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Written by: mcp
My new philosophy of staff is more like a zen joke:
Q) "What's the worst thing about spinning poi?"
A) "Having to tell your parents you're gay."
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
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Staff slams into the bad place,
I weep bitterly.
*produces sandwich- is happy*
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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