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Login/Join to ParticipateMacaque of all trades
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
what great party tricks do you all have?
I can....
fit 15 pringles in my mouth chew and swallow without dropping a crumb.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
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Location: United Kingdom
mine is embarassing (and dirty) so i'll think of something else and then tell you guys
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
i can turn my tounge up-side-down in both directions... it freaks drunk people out.
i was going to start a thread a while ago about tounge-tricks but i thought it might get a bit dirty and then the mods would get me...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
I juggle oranges.
Willy - is bad for your health...
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
I can balance things on my bum. xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Location: York, England
aw, i'm useless!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
veteran
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Location: United Kingdom
I know a good card trick! but I can't exactly show you can I! Erm........
I'll be back with summat else
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
*cracks up laughing* vixen that's just unusual...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
I'll take a picture to show you! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Macaque of all trades
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
lemonkey.
lil'miss your just teasing us...
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
veteran
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Location: United Kingdom
When I was pregnant, I drew a face around my belly button and made it look like it was singing! "Satisfied voice" There!
Self-Flagellation Expert
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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i can pop my shoulder out of joint.
i'll work on pics..
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
We need to see that with a full pint of beer.
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
I can do poi! That's my party trick!
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
i can tie my arms in a knot the put them over my head....um....ooh, and i can make a very strange sucking fishy sort of sound with my mouth....think thats it....
mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
355 posts
Location: Birmingham, Australia
Written by: Mynci
I can....
fit 15 pringles in my mouth chew and swallow without dropping a crumb.
That's too expensive of a party trick for me, at over a quid a tube of pringles, it's not a party trick, it's just a waste, so i've never attempted eating a stack of them in one go
Written by: maus
i can tie my arms in a knot the put them over my head....um....ooh, and i can make a very strange sucking fishy sort of sound with my mouth....think thats it....
fish make sucking noises?.... that's a new one on me then
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Macaque of all trades
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Dude, I did it as a student. great way to get people to GIVE you pringles
takes about 10 to 15 minutes to actually finish swallowing
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
355 posts
Location: Birmingham, Australia
hmmm...better think up of other ways of getting free food by saying i can do party tricks with them...
hey! what can you do, i'm a student at the moment
my only party trick seems to be that i can stand more shots of vodka than anyone else,....granted, it comes back up again after about 10 mins after i'm done
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
well its a sucky sound...and kinda makes me look a bit fish like....not the most attractive party trick in the world!
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Wow star your nimble, bet you can belly dance. All I can do is supply people with spares.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
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Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
the mind wonders where you learnt to do that . . . mmm ... or why it would be useful . . . oh
my party trick is ... um...
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
oopps that last message was meant after maus's comment . . .
thats not star .... left is vix and right is Miranda (Mewcat) at Fal 4
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Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
all at the same time Pigeon . . wow your talented
mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
355 posts
Location: Birmingham, Australia
must be handy for keeping you quiet or something...
'i bet you can't fit your fist in your mouth and hold it there for an hour'...
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
pigeon... I challenge you to a big mouth contest.
and i can poiggle
forgot about that A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
if you want jaffa cakes you're on. I'm a jaffaholic. huzzah!!
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
I want a human table
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
https://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll...tle=human+table
Alas.
Willy - is bad for your health...
91 posts
Location: Manchester
I'm generally drunk when I do this but mine is setting my hair on fire with a cigaretter lighter Usually the hair on my head but sometimes my pubes or chest hair (if it's grown back enough from the time before)! Trouble is if you do it indoors it stinks. I got thrown out of the Australian Pink Floyd Show after party for doing it!
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Yikes! I'm not surprised!
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
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