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FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug

passing through, this world still lives.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Ladies and Gentlemints,



let me introduce you to the amplicity of:

My Hips,

my ass

my belly...

all of which (plus the rest of me and my rack wink ) go towards making up one curvacious lady spinner.



This thread is great. I nearly cried when I read it! I'm tired of being the only chunky munky at spin group, and it's not that I can go out there and master everything, but be damned if I dont have my own style and grace, weight regardless.



biggrin Thanks Frodo, you ROCK!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Would I be a bad person if I blamed not being able to do the matrix on being aslightly rounded around the middle?

ubbangel

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
No! Am I allowed to be in here? I am 9st 4 oz but my bf is 19st!

FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Frodo thinks LilMissSmartyPants can join if she leaves her bf at the door, and escorts me to my bedroom wink*



LMSP, again, as with most of the ladies wanting to join O.B.E.S.E, i belive a personal viewing of those so claimed O.B.E.S.E bits should be arranged! you can certainly leave your bf at the door for this one....



FRD, the whole reason O.B.E.S.E was to show people that we can do moves, i mean for a year i blammed the fact i couldnt do waist wraps was that i was to round.... your just not trying hard enough! lol...



* strugz can do matrix, and he can seriously protrude his belly. *Pic pending*

passing through, this world still lives.


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
you dont need an invite to my bedroom... i have a key cut for you already, and dont leave your staff at the door, bring it in, im sure we can use it somehow wink

passing through, this world still lives.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
oh dear.....

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FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
i like the idea of people putting "Member of O.B.E.S.E" in there sig?

ideas?

linden rathen? why the "oh dear"?

passing through, this world still lives.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Well, I'm pretty scrawny, but...

Can I sit on one of you? Well padded people are so comfy. I'll give you a chocolate bar made of 83% cocoa powder. Please?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
i have a vivid imagination and the thought of two people alone in a room had some odd consiquences

so can i be a member Mr Frodo, Sir please? tongue

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FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
Indeed u can! welcome, now to get every other member to add O.B.E.S.E to there sig.. hint hint!!

passing through, this world still lives.


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
come in... come in little girl

passing through, this world still lives.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*hears the clang of oven doors and the sweet sound of gingerbread cottages being eaten

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FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah, i can certainly confirm she has O.B.E.S.E bits, she showed me on the web cam last night!

passing through, this world still lives.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
eek

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
wink

passing through, this world still lives.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
no reply... I take it I'm too skinny then, or that Frodo doesn't appreciate my cakemaking abilities. ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
birgit, u get a reply...!! smile

welcome to O.B.E.S.E! and bring your blow fish with u! wink

passing through, this world still lives.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
*Sends a PM and eats pie at the same time*

wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
mmmm ive just had nachos mmmmm chhhhheeeese smile

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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*claps the new members

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BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I've joined smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
After last night's dinner (From which I am still full a full 18 hours later) I would like to sign up.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Doc, you are in fine health, and from what I've seen, you aint got no O.B.E.S.E bits smile

hug

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
lol hug doc - lol you excersie way to hard and regularly to be OBESE material smile

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FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
i agree!! but maybe lightning could be the offical O.B.E.S.E doctor, for all those problems we are going to have?

lol.

I am enjoying all the cake im being sent in pms, its wonderful, thankyou all...

passing through, this world still lives.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Sign me up to O.B.E.S.E!



I have wobbly bits!

Wobbly tummy and wobbly tits!



(Rhyme unintended) Hey that can be part of your cheerleading chant pigeon!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Frodo


i agree!! but maybe lightning could be the offical O.B.E.S.E doctor, for all those problems we are going to have?





NO!!! A thousand times NO!!! Why do you think I'm in pediatrics?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


JayKittyGOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Haven't you seen all the fat kids waddeling around? I used to be prime OBESE material when I was little ^_^

Don't mind me, just passing through.


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
haha..

come on doctor!! care of duty and all.. lol.

i think the chairleading squad is a top idea, i can just see it now!! lol

passing through, this world still lives.


LemonkeyStalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.


Posted:
https://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm

I'm normal apparently. smile

No steak and cake for me. frown

Willy - is bad for your health...


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