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FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug

passing through, this world still lives.


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: frodo

"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!






lightweight tongue ubblol



I'm overweight and have been vegan for 6 years wink



I'm sure I could probably loose weight if insecure and attention seeking cool

polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Steak? Cake? I'll be there! Consider adding doughnuts and latte to the menu, pwetty pwease? biggrin

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
hmmm steak cakes sound good, like mince pies, but steak cakes

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
me me me, i wanna join! is there choc cake? i like choc cake biggrin


ooo and donuts???

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Sign me up biznitch!

biggrin

*taps his belly with pride*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
Hell yeah!

I am definately no light weight. I bellydance, and have the beautiful belly to support it! (or as we like to call it...our divine voluptua).

I've met several HoPpers and there are alot that are of curvacious proportions...not fat but full. wink

Can we count chests in this? I am so tired of hearing that something will be hard for me because I have a rack.

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
*walks in an makes herself comfy on a large blanket*
smile

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*Wanders in and makes himself comfy on top of Frodo*

(Sorry, mate...but you invited it... hug2)

wink ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
can we add ice cream?.... i know we'll need a freezer but pleaseeeeeeeeee?

back


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Pele


I am so tired of hearing that something will be hard for me because I have a rack.




*smirk* ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
My butt gets in the way all the time, but have never had someone be rude enough to tell me Im too fat for a move...

Flid...when did you get overweight!!

Frodo...your stomach bearing fun on the vids makes me laugh...do more of it!!

Thing is you need some people on the other end of the normal bodyweight scale to make spinning more approachable. It is daunting to only see slender waifs spin and do all the funky stuff. But we can be just as smooth.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Written by:

Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men.




But I like that too. I like giggling at following lightnings posts too.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I find it hard to do behind the back weave cause my boobs and boo-tay get in the way.

they tend to be quite a bit bigger since the baby. redface

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
i'm not big, but can i be a "friend of O.B.E.S.E."?

Pleeeease?

flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Gnor

Flid...when did you get overweight!!




After leaving uni, doing no sport and working 9 till late in an office job for a year eek

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
ahh....beats the post chilld bearing spread story..

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

finally the OBESE has developed from conversation to a real society - its been a long hard slog for Frodo - hes put a lot of time and ear chewing in my direction of his super idea wink

Although Frodo - i think it should be

Stake & Ceak ubbrollsmile

Just to confuse ubblol

Dam its even making me want to join - "Frodo, get in the kitchen and make me some god damn pie!!...................or cake ubbloco"

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Im curvy... can i join? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I wanna join, too. But only if selling steak and cake entitles me to eat some of it.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I have a tiny waist in comparison to my ample buttocks and trousers always gape at the back. grrrr!

HoPers love each other for who they are and what they can do - not how they look.

Gawd I lurve this place!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Doc Lightning


Written by: Pele


I am so tired of hearing that something will be hard for me because I have a rack.




*smirk* ubblol




What are you smirking at? You're gay and shouldn't be looking! tongue

Valura, my bootay gets in the way with btb as well. The boobs are easy, one arm goes over, one under. It feels better than squishing them to get the move out! weavesmiley
My curves came from being pregnant too, well, and stopping the bulemia habits. I like them though...even with spinning.

Ooooohhhh...maybe we can have it be Ice Cream Cake! Yummy!
I volunteer to be the official sampler....because you can't sell anything until you know if it tastes good or not! wink

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
can i join anyway even tho i'm not exactly fat i'm far from being in shape and i love my food.

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
im in

im fat and proud!

Step (el-nombrie)


squarexbearSILVER Member
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK


Posted:
sign me up
i like my wibbles

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I would like to be considered for the post of F.A.T.T.I.E.
(First At The Table Ingesting Everything)

I have boy boobs. I should be a member...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Ha!

I have girl boobs!

I win! biggrin

Oh wait... frown

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


siren1987newbie
22 posts
Location: Nottingham, England


Posted:
ooo i want to join, i'm curvy, some times in the wrong places though frown bloody belly flab, why wont you leave me alone!!?!?!?!

ummm.... i'll edit this when i think of something witty to say


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
I recomend Davina M'calls Power of Three workout dvd. More specificly chapter 3 abdominal workout

*gets pelted with pies for talking about looseing weight in the O.B.E.S.E thread* waaaah!

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


SupermanBRONZE Member
member
829 posts
Location: Houston, Texas, USA


Posted:
**Cartman Voice**

"more people will come if you have punch and pie!!!"

smile

Supes'

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.


- Mark Twain


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Not forgetting a free hat

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


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