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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug


passing through, this world still lives.

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:well i saw alot of people at bristol, and im sure we can get a few more members?!

those that hung out in the "laid back cafe", you know who you are, your in.... expect your pm.

*blushes*, private viewing sounds wonderful.;)

I had the nicest cake ever at bristol. yummy, i literally had the cake, not just a slice!!

Jem- fat suits can be bought here

glad to see the doc is working on joining the crew!


passing through, this world still lives.

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:yay i am a member



i wonder if this means i'm a pregnant lesbian wink



*those of u not in thelaid back cafe probably won't understand this and will probably think i am much weirder than u already thought


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

*patting protuberant belly*

After last night's dinner, I'm working on joining, I really am!



You should take pictures and make a little flickbook to highlight your progress

So what or who did you eat last night to get so full...?grouphug
(as a Doctor you should know to cut down on sodium... increased protein levels a plus though)

You could always ask Marlon Brando for some butter...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:can we create a U.B.E.S.E. meaning
UNDER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!

for all those skinny, streamlined folk out there.

Or i could just sleep with you Frodo, and then i would be amazing at spinning

*cough cough* am i not already?!


ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:i nominate mech as cheerleader coach....all those in favour say rim......

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Gelfling
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

Gelfling

Watcher of 80s cartoons
Location: Chepstow & Bristol, United Kin...

Total posts: 665
Posted:Good luck Mech - I got roped into coaching Y7 cheerleading last term - it was depressing...

Frodo surely you don't count as obese - you managed to jump through both hoops without getting stuck on Saturday.


>What do you think about the state of the Earth?
>I'm optimistic.
>So why do you look so sad?
>I'm not sure that my optimism is justified.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Rim smile

We need a coach methinks smile


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:for some reason i now feel more of an obligation to become a proper member now after the bjc, damn you frodo and your subliminal messages!
i am looking ofrward to the calender though biggrin


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:I regret to announce that i am aiming to leave O.B.E.S.E.

Hopefully my future bodily shape will not allow me to be a member, i hope!!

Anyway im off to the gym wink


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: maus

i nominate mech as cheerleader coach....all those in favour say rim......



There is photographic evidence of such activity (Mech in a tu-tu, I believe)


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:hehe
i have much more excellent photographic evidence of mech and frodo getting it on....
rolleyes
smile


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Well, are we going to see?

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:only with explicit permition of mech and frodo, cause they are kinda naked on some of the pics

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:i know them both well and was with them on tuesday night.......... they are both fine with public showing of there nakedness........in fact its something they both thrive on smile

I take full responsibility for any comeback biggrin

Ive seen the pix your talking about konsti...... better sensor some of them ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:ok i dont have em on this comp anyway, they are somewhere in flids photo archive...

im at uni and i dont think the hot babe next to me will want to keep talking to me if she sees how im censoring mech blowing frodo.....

mmmm she has a kinky tattoo on her lower back.

in german thats called "arschgeweih"

*trails off into kinky fantasies**************


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Here you go.

smile

ubblol


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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:ubblol

ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Blocked by websense.

Kinda funny, the category is "web chat".

Not "Nudity" or "Traumatic Viewing" wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:haha thats actually me holding frodos forehead....

thats me being violated by mech frodo and jon...

after months of counseling i can finally laugh about the whole incident


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:thats surely not frodo with the short dark hair on the left hand side of the photo??????????????

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:that is indeed frodo!!
i knew someone would drege these pictures up x

curses.. lol


passing through, this world still lives.

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_khan_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

_khan_

old hand
Location: San Francisco, California, USA

Total posts: 768
Posted:*jumps up and down waving hands*

ooh ooh! can i be a cheerleader? i'm neither b.u.f.f. nor o.b.e.s.e., but i do enjoy prancing about in really short skirts and i make a good peach pie that i'm sure will be a hit at the bake sale. served with ice cream.

and i'm full of team spirit. and i support your cause. so can i cheer, can i?

*shakes sparkly pom poms*


taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:you can join o.b.e.s.e.

come in, put your cake on the side.

chuck us a slice, and lets get down to eating!!


passing through, this world still lives.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Well...

I was thinking more along the line of this...

(WARNING! Clicking on the above link may (read: will) result in mental scarring!)


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:there is worse, belive me.... me and mech were toattly naked wrestling..

passing through, this world still lives.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:oh.. I forgot to say RIM!
biggrin

and that picture is blatantly going up on my wall at home bounce


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:What does RIM mean?

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:eek are you joking or being serious?

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I'm being serious. I'm clearly missing something.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:PrimeMinister smile

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