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FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug

passing through, this world still lives.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Pele



What are you smirking at? You're gay and shouldn't be looking! tongue





Oh, Pele, dear? What exactly might be hard because of your large rack? ubbangel

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Doc Lightning


Oh, Pele, dear? What exactly might be hard because of your large rack? ubbangel





Not you! HA! ubblol

Full body wraps, even waist wraps cause it squishes the girls.
Weaves were an issue when I started. I have to go under or over with my arms.
Anything that causes arms to cross over the chest area can be a challenge, especially with an..ahem... staff. wink
Oh, and golf sucks too.

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
every one loves pie, punch and a free hat - though even better is a free lunch (because it rhymes and you can eat it tongue)

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Pele


Written by: Doc Lightning


Oh, Pele, dear? What exactly might be hard because of your large rack? ubbangel





Not you! HA! ubblol




Damn straight! or...wait...not straigh... shrug whatever.

*pulls up a Pele and rests his head on her boobs*

Oooh, comfy! ^.^

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Count me in. Absolutely every female that I spin with seems to weight no more than 100 pounds. I don't even remember being 100 pounds.

I think it's a kick watching people look at me while I'm performing. It goes from total disbelief that someone as large as I am is even getting out there and then the total shock when I pull off a sexy routine.

I love my fire fans and staff. biggrin

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
wb Gidg....

Go Gidg

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


LemonkeyStalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.


Posted:
Written by: Gidg


Count me in. Absolutely every female that I spin with seems to weight no more than 100 pounds. I don't even remember being 100 pounds.





I'm sure weighing 45kg is classed anoxeric.

Unless all your friends are 12. :P

Willy - is bad for your health...


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Written by: Pele

Oh, and golf sucks too.




Yup smile

linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
lol golf sucks generally tis a silly that i cant play tongue and soo expensive tongue

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ChickpeaSILVER Member
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia


Posted:





and stopping the bulemia habits. - pele




ditto
i wanna be in the o.b.e.s.e group i've earned my place
(anyone other ladies find buzzsaws a bit tricky???)
ubbrollsmile

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
no - just wrap the poi round your hand some nore!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


squarexbearSILVER Member
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK


Posted:
yes!! by the time i've wrapped my poi up enough theres no poi left to spin *cries* having big boobs and short arms is the worstest combination ever

screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
Written by: Frodo



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size






i hate to admit it but on this point frodo is definately right if anyone can spin whilst prancing around like a girl its him and just cos someone is larger in size doesn't mean they can't do everything a skinny b*****d can.



although i'm a skinny b*****d i'm with you on this one



someone fatten me up
EDITED_BY: screech (1126701987)

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Me also :raises hand in air:

Can it be chocolate cake at the stand? Or better yet... those cadburys mini rolls with the chocolate round the outside.... droooooooollllllllllllllll.

And Frodo... you have lovely hair wink

Getting to the other side smile


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Firepoise, you don't qualify for the fat people spinning, sorry. tongue

Hey Frodo, where are you? Calling for volunteers and then abandoning us!!!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
Do you have to be fat to have steak and cake?

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ive seen some of your phots and half of you arnt even fat in the first place, I hope no one is calig you fat in the real world, couse there idiots if they are.

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well i have been busy, as my cuboard is nearly empty and its time to do a shopping run, my mind turns towards cake and steak!! Im overly glad that so many have the same issues and problems that i face. if we work togther we can make it through this!



There has been alot of people asking to join O.B.E.S.E, that i trully dont belive are really big enough to join..eek



We are recruting members as you know, but also recruiting Comittee members, if you have a tallent that is worthy of O.B.E.S.E then please send it in a pm....



I am working on an Offical O.B.E.S.E website at the moment! ha that should be fun... I want to have Overlly high in calorie cake recipes etc... I am also going to be designing O.B.E.S.E t-shirts, and bras for festys and meets, so that our name can spread. any ideas on that one would be good!!



As for selling things other than steak and cake at our stall, anything goes! yeah!



smileO.B.E.S.E Committee stands at..



O.B.E.S.E Boss - Frodo

F.A.T.T.I.E - =Flashpoint=



smileHonnoury Members.



2bags for the name suggestion

Strugz for driving me to so many kebab vans

passing through, this world still lives.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Eugh...

I really don't want to take a pic of my belly...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
No more do u have to take pics of ur O.B.E.S.E!

Any suggested dates for a national be O.B.E.S.E aware day?

passing through, this world still lives.


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
Hey Doc, I'm supposed to tell you that they are pretty comfy and make nice pillows! lol


Written by: Chickpea


i wanna be in the o.b.e.s.e group i've earned my place
(anyone other ladies find buzzsaws a bit tricky???)
ubbrollsmile




Outward buzzsaws are fine, but inwards ones tend to catch on the girls. However, long ago in a mountain camp a few states away I unintentionally bounced my poi off my boobs..and my friend (Nomad) told someone it was the "Off the booby bounce" move to reverse the poi. It has been a move of mine ever since...and gets people laughing, including me still. wink

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Pele


Hey Doc, I'm supposed to tell you that they are pretty comfy and make nice pillows! lol




*Lying comfortably on them*

I concur! biggrin ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Written by: Lemonkey


Written by: Gidg


Count me in. Absolutely every female that I spin with seems to weight no more than 100 pounds. I don't even remember being 100 pounds.





I'm sure weighing 45kg is classed anoxeric.

Unless all your friends are 12. :P




OK maybe they DO weight more than 100 pounds, it just doesn't seem like it to me.

Written by: Chickpea


(anyone other ladies find buzzsaws a bit tricky???)
ubbrollsmile




ubblol Buzzsaw? Are you joking!!! If they are short enough to not hit my voluptuous self (my BF words not mine) the fire is too close to the hands. I'll leave those to the less endowed.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Vixen was trying the buzzsaw boob reverse at PLAY...

She was good...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh yeah, i remember her doing that wink

maybe she could do a topless version at the agm?

vix?

passing through, this world still lives.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Frodo



Whos with me?





I'm with you!! wave bounce

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
write me up....
jelly bellies rule!!!

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
JElly bellies!! whoo...

pyrowill is definatly big enough to join! wink

passing through, this world still lives.


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
haha... im sure we can come to some agreement! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
well lets please have the descussion that will lead to an agreement, and lets make it quick!!

passing through, this world still lives.


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