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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van

Total posts: 1092
Posted:*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug


passing through, this world still lives.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Pele


What are you smirking at? You're gay and shouldn't be looking! tongue




Oh, Pele, dear? What exactly might be hard because of your large rack? ubbangel


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

Oh, Pele, dear? What exactly might be hard because of your large rack? ubbangel




Not you! HA! ubblol

Full body wraps, even waist wraps cause it squishes the girls.
Weaves were an issue when I started. I have to go under or over with my arms.
Anything that causes arms to cross over the chest area can be a challenge, especially with an..ahem... staff. wink
Oh, and golf sucks too.


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:every one loves pie, punch and a free hat - though even better is a free lunch (because it rhymes and you can eat it tongue)

back

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:i want in smile

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Pele

Written by: Doc Lightning

Oh, Pele, dear? What exactly might be hard because of your large rack? ubbangel




Not you! HA! ubblol



Damn straight! or...wait...not straigh... shrug whatever.

*pulls up a Pele and rests his head on her boobs*

Oooh, comfy! ^.^


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:Count me in. Absolutely every female that I spin with seems to weight no more than 100 pounds. I don't even remember being 100 pounds.

I think it's a kick watching people look at me while I'm performing. It goes from total disbelief that someone as large as I am is even getting out there and then the total shock when I pull off a sexy routine.

I love my fire fans and staff. biggrin


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth

Total posts: 5814
Posted:wb Gidg....

Go Gidg


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:Written by: Gidg

Count me in. Absolutely every female that I spin with seems to weight no more than 100 pounds. I don't even remember being 100 pounds.




I'm sure weighing 45kg is classed anoxeric.

Unless all your friends are 12. :P


Willy - is bad for your health...

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Written by: Pele
Oh, and golf sucks too.



Yup smile


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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:lol golf sucks generally tis a silly that i cant play tongue and soo expensive tongue

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Chickpea
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Chickpea

mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
Location: bristol

Total posts: 305
Posted:



and stopping the bulemia habits. - pele



ditto
i wanna be in the o.b.e.s.e group i've earned my place
(anyone other ladies find buzzsaws a bit tricky???)
ubbrollsmile


Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:no - just wrap the poi round your hand some nore!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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squarexbear
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK

Total posts: 585
Posted:yes!! by the time i've wrapped my poi up enough theres no poi left to spin *cries* having big boobs and short arms is the worstest combination ever

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:Written by: Frodo


I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size





i hate to admit it but on this point frodo is definately right if anyone can spin whilst prancing around like a girl its him and just cos someone is larger in size doesn't mean they can't do everything a skinny b*****d can.



although i'm a skinny b*****d i'm with you on this one



someone fatten me up

EDITED_BY: screech (1126701987)


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Me also :raises hand in air:

Can it be chocolate cake at the stand? Or better yet... those cadburys mini rolls with the chocolate round the outside.... droooooooollllllllllllllll.

And Frodo... you have lovely hair wink


Getting to the other side smile

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Firepoise, you don't qualify for the fat people spinning, sorry. tongue

Hey Frodo, where are you? Calling for volunteers and then abandoning us!!!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

veteran
Location: Out

Total posts: 1508
Posted:Do you have to be fat to have steak and cake?

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston

Total posts: 2666
Posted:Ive seen some of your phots and half of you arnt even fat in the first place, I hope no one is calig you fat in the real world, couse there idiots if they are.

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van

Total posts: 1092
Posted:Well i have been busy, as my cuboard is nearly empty and its time to do a shopping run, my mind turns towards cake and steak!! Im overly glad that so many have the same issues and problems that i face. if we work togther we can make it through this!



There has been alot of people asking to join O.B.E.S.E, that i trully dont belive are really big enough to join..eek



We are recruting members as you know, but also recruiting Comittee members, if you have a tallent that is worthy of O.B.E.S.E then please send it in a pm....



I am working on an Offical O.B.E.S.E website at the moment! ha that should be fun... I want to have Overlly high in calorie cake recipes etc... I am also going to be designing O.B.E.S.E t-shirts, and bras for festys and meets, so that our name can spread. any ideas on that one would be good!!



As for selling things other than steak and cake at our stall, anything goes! yeah!



smileO.B.E.S.E Committee stands at..



O.B.E.S.E Boss - Frodo

F.A.T.T.I.E - =Flashpoint=



smileHonnoury Members.



2bags for the name suggestion

Strugz for driving me to so many kebab vans


passing through, this world still lives.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Eugh...

I really don't want to take a pic of my belly...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van

Total posts: 1092
Posted:No more do u have to take pics of ur O.B.E.S.E!

Any suggested dates for a national be O.B.E.S.E aware day?


passing through, this world still lives.

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Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:Hey Doc, I'm supposed to tell you that they are pretty comfy and make nice pillows! lol


Written by: Chickpea

i wanna be in the o.b.e.s.e group i've earned my place
(anyone other ladies find buzzsaws a bit tricky???)
ubbrollsmile



Outward buzzsaws are fine, but inwards ones tend to catch on the girls. However, long ago in a mountain camp a few states away I unintentionally bounced my poi off my boobs..and my friend (Nomad) told someone it was the "Off the booby bounce" move to reverse the poi. It has been a move of mine ever since...and gets people laughing, including me still. wink


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Pele

Hey Doc, I'm supposed to tell you that they are pretty comfy and make nice pillows! lol



*Lying comfortably on them*

I concur! biggrin ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:Written by: Lemonkey

Written by: Gidg

Count me in. Absolutely every female that I spin with seems to weight no more than 100 pounds. I don't even remember being 100 pounds.




I'm sure weighing 45kg is classed anoxeric.

Unless all your friends are 12. :P



OK maybe they DO weight more than 100 pounds, it just doesn't seem like it to me.

Written by: Chickpea

(anyone other ladies find buzzsaws a bit tricky???)
ubbrollsmile



ubblol Buzzsaw? Are you joking!!! If they are short enough to not hit my voluptuous self (my BF words not mine) the fire is too close to the hands. I'll leave those to the less endowed.


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Vixen was trying the buzzsaw boob reverse at PLAY...

She was good...


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van

Total posts: 1092
Posted:oh yeah, i remember her doing that wink

maybe she could do a topless version at the agm?

vix?


passing through, this world still lives.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Apparently I don't qualify for O.B.E.S.E so can I be a Friend of O.B.E.S.E ?

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:Written by: Frodo


Whos with me?




I'm with you!! wave bounce


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:write me up....
jelly bellies rule!!!


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van

Total posts: 1092
Posted:JElly bellies!! whoo...

pyrowill is definatly big enough to join! wink


passing through, this world still lives.

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