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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug


passing through, this world still lives.

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:lol hug doc - lol you excersie way to hard and regularly to be OBESE material smile

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:i agree!! but maybe lightning could be the offical O.B.E.S.E doctor, for all those problems we are going to have?

lol.

I am enjoying all the cake im being sent in pms, its wonderful, thankyou all...


passing through, this world still lives.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Can I be start an O.B.E.S.E cheer leading squad? The way its been abbreviated is just asking to be cheered American stylee with pompoms etc...

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Sign me up to O.B.E.S.E!



I have wobbly bits!

Wobbly tummy and wobbly tits!



(Rhyme unintended) Hey that can be part of your cheerleading chant pigeon!


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Frodo

i agree!! but maybe lightning could be the offical O.B.E.S.E doctor, for all those problems we are going to have?




NO!!! A thousand times NO!!! Why do you think I'm in pediatrics?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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JayKitty
GOLD Member since Nov 2004

JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 534
Posted:Haven't you seen all the fat kids waddeling around? I used to be prime OBESE material when I was little ^_^

Don't mind me, just passing through.

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:haha..

come on doctor!! care of duty and all.. lol.

i think the chairleading squad is a top idea, i can just see it now!! lol


passing through, this world still lives.

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Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm
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I'm normal apparently. smile

No steak and cake for me. frown


Willy - is bad for your health...

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:im "overweight", bummer, i need to find cake now.... make me obese!

passing through, this world still lives.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I just want to go on record and say that I feel *so* discriminated against...

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:because ur super fit? with a body to die for?

*no sorrys for u! lol.


passing through, this world still lives.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Yay!! So.. I need more people for my cheerleading squad...

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I could start a counter-organization if yours won't take me.

B.U.F.F. (Built Ultimately Fit Firespinners)

But I can see a rather nasty battle starting...so I'll leave it to someone else. biggrin


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth, Australia

Total posts: 5814
Posted:Written by:
"Very few things are as overrated as sex or as underrated as a good bowel movement." -anon



Just noticed it...so true says the mum of a recently constipated son


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:I'd be up for a bit of cheerleading Mr Frodo.

Give me an O... Give me a B...

you get the idea ubblol


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:i wanna be part of the club....can someone send me some pies please..

**curse the slim gene pool she came from**


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:WOO!! So far its me and Helz... any other cheerleader wannabes?

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:I always wanted to be a cheerleader... but I don't think I should admit that publicly...

Oh wait...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:lightning and maus, why dont you join the chairleaders?



lightning would look good in tight clothing!!



so we have a cheerleading squad

some cake makers

an Offical F.A.T.T.I.E

and a whole lotta O.B.E.S.E people!!



we all rule!


passing through, this world still lives.

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TheBovrilMonkey
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England

Total posts: 2629
Posted:I reckon I'm a member of O.B.E.S.E. by default, I've certainly got the build for it wink

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:then join us man..

add it to your signature


passing through, this world still lives.

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Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning


I could start a counter-organization if yours won't take me.



B.U.F.F. (Built Ultimately Fit Firespinners)



But I can see a rather nasty battle starting...so I'll leave it to someone else. biggrin





If you did start said group, I suppose a requisite would be to send pictures of our toned bodies to you for inspection?



I've not been here long, but I know what you're like!


Willy - is bad for your health...

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:haha...

passing through, this world still lives.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:lost 1.5 stone in 2 weeks definately not member material

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:eek



Bloody hell!



Did you just starve yourself?

EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1127165864)


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:dude. you've seen me. gone from 15.5 to 14 stone. not hard but I don't recommend the poor / woman diet, but on the plus side , you don't feel hungry. ubblol and in reality I look no different.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:Written by: lemonkey


If you did start said group, I suppose a requisite would be to send pictures of our toned bodies to you for inspection?



how could you we would never do such a thing...

you'd have to report in-person for a full over night 'medical' tongue


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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:cheerleading!!!......-I'm in baby!xx

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:Yay for the cheerleaders clap

Frodo, as Boss of O.B.E.S.E. what sort of look did you want for us?

this?


Non-Https Image Link


or?


Non-Https Image Link


if Lightning is up for joining we could do this...


Non-Https Image Link


....because he's big and strong and rarrrrrrrr biggrin

answers on a postcard please

hug


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:think i like the middle one!! ubblol ubblol ubblol

the spangly pom poms work for me!


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