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FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Disclaimer"

*****************************************

In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug

passing through, this world still lives.


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
I want a private viewing of helz, shes lovely.... ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss devil spank



could bam not join...?

passing through, this world still lives.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
lmao

i think a lot of the outfits in the pics were a bit too prudish for O.B.E.S.E ......

maybe if we cut off a bit more fabric

back


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Sorry I'm late. bf kept following me like a bed smell but I sprayed him with Oust. (neutrilizes bad odours on contact biggrin)

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
redface kiss redface kiss redface

Frodo - you're the boss... if you want a private viewing then who am I to refuse wink

Bring out the PomPom's.

wahey

biggrin biggrin biggrin

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
will you be eating this much?


Non-Https Image Link

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
I feel inadequatly slim for once ubbcrying ubblol

Humm, where do you buy fat suits? chicken fillets yeah ! tee hee

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
we could just paint the costumes on..........

thelostSILVER Member
mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
355 posts
Location: Birmingham, Australia


Posted:
kinky... biggrin

It's better to burn out than to fade away


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Oooooo that sounds cool biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
*I will not dream about HoP ladies in cheerleader outfits... I will not dream about HoP ladies in cheerleader outfits*

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
Painted on ? that will only emphasise my non-obeseness frown

I want rolls eek

and more chins dammit ubblol

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
liquid latex smile you can tare it off tongue

back


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
Maybe I will get some modelmaker friends on the case tee hee, who wants some bulge? ubblol ubblol ubblol

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
can I join just for the cake?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
No Dave, youre not obese, but you can be an associate member until you have enough cake to tip your BMI over 26...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*patting protuberant belly*

After last night's dinner, I'm working on joining, I really am!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
well i saw alot of people at bristol, and im sure we can get a few more members?!

those that hung out in the "laid back cafe", you know who you are, your in.... expect your pm.

*blushes*, private viewing sounds wonderful.;)

I had the nicest cake ever at bristol. yummy, i literally had the cake, not just a slice!!

Jem- fat suits can be bought here

glad to see the doc is working on joining the crew!

passing through, this world still lives.


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
yay i am a member



i wonder if this means i'm a pregnant lesbian wink



*those of u not in thelaid back cafe probably won't understand this and will probably think i am much weirder than u already thought

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Written by: Doc Lightning


*patting protuberant belly*

After last night's dinner, I'm working on joining, I really am!




You should take pictures and make a little flickbook to highlight your progress

So what or who did you eat last night to get so full...?grouphug
(as a Doctor you should know to cut down on sodium... increased protein levels a plus though)

You could always ask Marlon Brando for some butter...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
can we create a U.B.E.S.E. meaning
UNDER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!

for all those skinny, streamlined folk out there.

Or i could just sleep with you Frodo, and then i would be amazing at spinning

*cough cough* am i not already?!

ah wah wah wah a wah wah


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
i nominate mech as cheerleader coach....all those in favour say rim......

GelflingBRONZE Member
Watcher of 80s cartoons
665 posts
Location: Chepstow & Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Good luck Mech - I got roped into coaching Y7 cheerleading last term - it was depressing...

Frodo surely you don't count as obese - you managed to jump through both hoops without getting stuck on Saturday.

>What do you think about the state of the Earth?
>I'm optimistic.
>So why do you look so sad?
>I'm not sure that my optimism is justified.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Rim smile

We need a coach methinks smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
for some reason i now feel more of an obligation to become a proper member now after the bjc, damn you frodo and your subliminal messages!
i am looking ofrward to the calender though biggrin

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I regret to announce that i am aiming to leave O.B.E.S.E.

Hopefully my future bodily shape will not allow me to be a member, i hope!!

Anyway im off to the gym wink

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: maus


i nominate mech as cheerleader coach....all those in favour say rim......




There is photographic evidence of such activity (Mech in a tu-tu, I believe)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
hehe
i have much more excellent photographic evidence of mech and frodo getting it on....
rolleyes
smile

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Well, are we going to see?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
only with explicit permition of mech and frodo, cause they are kinda naked on some of the pics

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


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