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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug


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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:wow! how did i miss all of this... ive been away for too long. sign me up! i wanna be a cheerleader. just not one of those bring it on slutty types...

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Written by: clarence_quack

just not one of those bring it on slutty types...



But thats the best type! biggrin

wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:I wanna join!

I've been having serious "fat moments" lately, and I figured if I cant beat them, join them!


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:feeling fat after eatting lots of food for the past few days!

may i recomend the twenty ounce steak from a hungry horse near you, only 9.99!!!

strugz has the all day breakfast, and it nearly broke his trouser buttons!!


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:I haven't eaten anything today...

hmmm....

Thats no good....


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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the_poier
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

the 1337 poier
Location: england

Total posts: 346
Posted:wooo sighn me up!

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:eatting is good!

i just had a massive donner kebab (okay not the best of foods) and chips, after a very hard gig!

eat everyone eat! whilst writing this thread i belched loudly twice!!

1337_poier - just add O.B.E.S.E to ur sig!!


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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol

that it did dude, i certanly needed to undo the belt a few holes ubblol

But i must say you made that 20ounce steak look like a mcdonalds cheeseburger, what was that film.........gone in 60 seconds wink

biggrin ubbrollsmile biggrin

Yay for roundness smile

Im haveing trouble in the putting on wieght department, not enought sleep - way too much work, bloody hobbit ubbloco

However i can say i can make my stomach look bigger than frodos - if say 20 more people join O.B.E.S.E then maybe ill give you a photo biggrin


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:ha... well how come i can put on weight still?

Ummm Food...

Im going on daily runs..... to the shop!


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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:So Frodo, can I join?

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:YES! just add O.B.E.S.E to your sig!!

urgh, i need breakfast!


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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:frodo - what happens if some one in here loses weight?

is there a punishment?


Step (el-nombrie)

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:i think there should be!
any suggestions?


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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:*gulp*

do you have to pass a certain limit to qualify, like losing a jean size?


Step (el-nombrie)

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:eat a 100 boiled eggs as punishment....that'll serve em right!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Oh my god I've eaten so much.

So so so so so so much.

I feel quite fat... and a little ill...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:last night i ate the biggest donner u have ever seem.

It was massive, they had on offer, small, medium, large, x large, super sized and "The King"...

i had "the king"!

It was tasty, it was three in the morning and there were loads of drunk men, who decided to challenge me to eat the ten or so chillis that i had just requested! so i ate them one after the other....! a little annoying as they found the chilli eatting more impressive than the stilts in the club that i had just done!

oh well, when u cant beat them, eat them (in a non Homosexual way *lightning*)


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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:I bought an iced rich fruit cake bar (chistmas cake) as they're bringing out the seasonal goods in tesco - i ate half of it - i keep it in my undie draw so no-one finds it.

there's like 1600 calories in one pack - its all good baby hehe


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:nice...!

i like cake !


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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:quick everyone raid tink's undies draw

back

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13921
Posted:Written by: Frodo

oh well, when u cant beat them, eat them (in a non Homosexual way *lightning*)



1) Honestly, it hadn't occurred to me that way, you sicko. hug2

2) Really, is it limited to homosexuality, if it DOES occur to you (because you're a sicko)? biggrin

3) Jeez... I guess I deserve this. I'd start a HOP P.E.R.V.E.R.T. group...but I can't figure out the acronym yet.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:Poiers
Eagerly
Ravaging
Very
Earnest &
Restless
Troops............???????


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Chickpea
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Chickpea

mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
Location: bristol, Australia

Total posts: 305
Posted:People
Enjoying
Really
Very
Excitingly
Rude
Torture
?


Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:lol! i think you may win that one!x

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13921
Posted:Poiers
Enjoying
Really
Very
Eccentric
Relationships and
Talking about
Sex?

Neh... Too ungainly. But we're getting there.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:ubblolwell....almost!

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LMSP
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

LMSP

veteran
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 1588
Posted:Ahhhhh! Thread revival! I love it!
Look, look, look......cheerleaders YAY!
Sorry I'm childish but it made me laugh and thats all that counts wink


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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:sir sheep commented on how well i was doing on the O.B.E.S.E diet... today!

yah for being round!
i can certainly say after meeting flashpoint that his appointment to f.a.t.t.i.e was well earned!


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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:i'm in! i wanna be an O.B.E.S.E cheerleader, and i think i'd fit in well with Docs pervert group.... Now, off to eat sooommme foooooood!

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kin...

Total posts: 1286
Posted:been looking for this thread! i'm sooo O.B.E.S.E material!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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