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FrodoBRONZE Member
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1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug

passing through, this world still lives.


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
im "overweight", bummer, i need to find cake now.... make me obese!

passing through, this world still lives.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I just want to go on record and say that I feel *so* discriminated against...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


FrodoBRONZE Member
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1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
because ur super fit? with a body to die for?

*no sorrys for u! lol.

passing through, this world still lives.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I could start a counter-organization if yours won't take me.

B.U.F.F. (Built Ultimately Fit Firespinners)

But I can see a rather nasty battle starting...so I'll leave it to someone else. biggrin

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Written by:

"Very few things are as overrated as sex or as underrated as a good bowel movement." -anon




Just noticed it...so true says the mum of a recently constipated son

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'd be up for a bit of cheerleading Mr Frodo.

Give me an O... Give me a B...

you get the idea ubblol

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


mausBRONZE Member
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4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
i wanna be part of the club....can someone send me some pies please..

**curse the slim gene pool she came from**

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
I always wanted to be a cheerleader... but I don't think I should admit that publicly...

Oh wait...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


FrodoBRONZE Member
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1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
lightning and maus, why dont you join the chairleaders?



lightning would look good in tight clothing!!



so we have a cheerleading squad

some cake makers

an Offical F.A.T.T.I.E

and a whole lotta O.B.E.S.E people!!



we all rule!

passing through, this world still lives.


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
I reckon I'm a member of O.B.E.S.E. by default, I've certainly got the build for it wink

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


FrodoBRONZE Member
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1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
then join us man..

add it to your signature

passing through, this world still lives.


LemonkeyStalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.


Posted:
Written by: Doc Lightning



I could start a counter-organization if yours won't take me.



B.U.F.F. (Built Ultimately Fit Firespinners)



But I can see a rather nasty battle starting...so I'll leave it to someone else. biggrin






If you did start said group, I suppose a requisite would be to send pictures of our toned bodies to you for inspection?



I've not been here long, but I know what you're like!

Willy - is bad for your health...


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
haha...

passing through, this world still lives.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
lost 1.5 stone in 2 weeks definately not member material

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
eek



Bloody hell!



Did you just starve yourself?
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1127165864)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
dude. you've seen me. gone from 15.5 to 14 stone. not hard but I don't recommend the poor / woman diet, but on the plus side , you don't feel hungry. ubblol and in reality I look no different.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
Written by: lemonkey



If you did start said group, I suppose a requisite would be to send pictures of our toned bodies to you for inspection?




how could you we would never do such a thing...

you'd have to report in-person for a full over night 'medical' tongue

back


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
cheerleading!!!......-I'm in baby!xx

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yay for the cheerleaders clap

Frodo, as Boss of O.B.E.S.E. what sort of look did you want for us?

this?


Non-Https Image Link


or?


Non-Https Image Link


if Lightning is up for joining we could do this...


Non-Https Image Link


....because he's big and strong and rarrrrrrrr biggrin

answers on a postcard please

hug

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
think i like the middle one!! ubblol ubblol ubblol

the spangly pom poms work for me!

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ditto ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
*drools*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
i think cheerleaders will be good to keep up moral

back


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
exactly! We've gotta keep up your spirits.....

and the middle picture was my favourite too wink

biggrin

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
think we've got ourselves a deal then!sweet!
we'll definately need an official premier night! ubblol

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Lemonkey


If you did start said group, I suppose a requisite would be to send pictures of our toned bodies to you for inspection?

I've not been here long, but I know what you're like!




Yanno, truthfully, I wasn't thinking about it that way... Honestly.

But now that you mention it... ubbidea

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
so doc? you going to join us? be one of our lovely chairleaders?

I really like the middle one!!

this is getting rather exciting!

passing through, this world still lives.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Do I get a skirt and pom poms?

biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Ah well, half happy biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
why not give him a skirt, sales of steak and cake are going well, so im sure we can organise that!!

haha

passing through, this world still lives.


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