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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug


passing through, this world still lives.

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:I want a private viewing of helz, shes lovely.... ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss devil spank



could bam not join...?


passing through, this world still lives.

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:lmao

i think a lot of the outfits in the pics were a bit too prudish for O.B.E.S.E ......

maybe if we cut off a bit more fabric


back

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LMSP
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

LMSP

veteran
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 1588
Posted:Sorry I'm late. bf kept following me like a bed smell but I sprayed him with Oust. (neutrilizes bad odours on contact biggrin)

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:redface kiss redface kiss redface

Frodo - you're the boss... if you want a private viewing then who am I to refuse wink

Bring out the PomPom's.

wahey

biggrin biggrin biggrin


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:will you be eating this much?


Non-Https Image Link


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1750
Posted:I feel inadequatly slim for once ubbcrying ubblol

Humm, where do you buy fat suits? chicken fillets yeah ! tee hee


Never assume
Always Acknowledge

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:we could just paint the costumes on..........

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thelost
SILVER Member since Aug 2005

thelost

mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
Location: Birmingham, Australia

Total posts: 355
Posted:kinky... biggrin

It's better to burn out than to fade away

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Oooooo that sounds cool biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:*I will not dream about HoP ladies in cheerleader outfits... I will not dream about HoP ladies in cheerleader outfits*

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1750
Posted:Painted on ? that will only emphasise my non-obeseness frown

I want rolls eek

and more chins dammit ubblol


Never assume
Always Acknowledge

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:liquid latex smile you can tare it off tongue

back

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

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jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1750
Posted:Maybe I will get some modelmaker friends on the case tee hee, who wants some bulge? ubblol ubblol ubblol

Never assume
Always Acknowledge

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:can I join just for the cake?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:No Dave, youre not obese, but you can be an associate member until you have enough cake to tip your BMI over 26...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13922
Posted:*patting protuberant belly*

After last night's dinner, I'm working on joining, I really am!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:well i saw alot of people at bristol, and im sure we can get a few more members?!

those that hung out in the "laid back cafe", you know who you are, your in.... expect your pm.

*blushes*, private viewing sounds wonderful.;)

I had the nicest cake ever at bristol. yummy, i literally had the cake, not just a slice!!

Jem- fat suits can be bought here

glad to see the doc is working on joining the crew!


passing through, this world still lives.

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:yay i am a member



i wonder if this means i'm a pregnant lesbian wink



*those of u not in thelaid back cafe probably won't understand this and will probably think i am much weirder than u already thought


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> Devil Stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

*patting protuberant belly*

After last night's dinner, I'm working on joining, I really am!



You should take pictures and make a little flickbook to highlight your progress

So what or who did you eat last night to get so full...?grouphug
(as a Doctor you should know to cut down on sodium... increased protein levels a plus though)

You could always ask Marlon Brando for some butter...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:can we create a U.B.E.S.E. meaning
UNDER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!

for all those skinny, streamlined folk out there.

Or i could just sleep with you Frodo, and then i would be amazing at spinning

*cough cough* am i not already?!


ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:i nominate mech as cheerleader coach....all those in favour say rim......

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Gelfling
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

Gelfling

Watcher of 80s cartoons
Location: Chepstow & Bristol, United Kin...

Total posts: 665
Posted:Good luck Mech - I got roped into coaching Y7 cheerleading last term - it was depressing...

Frodo surely you don't count as obese - you managed to jump through both hoops without getting stuck on Saturday.


>What do you think about the state of the Earth?
>I'm optimistic.
>So why do you look so sad?
>I'm not sure that my optimism is justified.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Rim smile

We need a coach methinks smile


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:for some reason i now feel more of an obligation to become a proper member now after the bjc, damn you frodo and your subliminal messages!
i am looking ofrward to the calender though biggrin


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:I regret to announce that i am aiming to leave O.B.E.S.E.

Hopefully my future bodily shape will not allow me to be a member, i hope!!

Anyway im off to the gym wink


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13922
Posted:Written by: maus

i nominate mech as cheerleader coach....all those in favour say rim......



There is photographic evidence of such activity (Mech in a tu-tu, I believe)


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:hehe
i have much more excellent photographic evidence of mech and frodo getting it on....
rolleyes
smile


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13922
Posted:Well, are we going to see?

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:only with explicit permition of mech and frodo, cause they are kinda naked on some of the pics

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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