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*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...







Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



Let the word spread!

passing through, this world still lives.

Ladies and Gentlemints,



let me introduce you to the amplicity of:

My Hips,

my ass

my belly...

all of which (plus the rest of me and my rack ) go towards making up one curvacious lady spinner.



This thread is great. I nearly cried when I read it! I'm tired of being the only chunky munky at spin group, and it's not that I can go out there and master everything, but be damned if I dont have my own style and grace, weight regardless.



Thanks Frodo, you ROCK!

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Would I be a bad person if I blamed not being able to do the matrix on being aslightly rounded around the middle?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

*Frodo thinks LilMissSmartyPants can join if she leaves her bf at the door, and escorts me to my bedroom *



LMSP, again, as with most of the ladies wanting to join O.B.E.S.E, i belive a personal viewing of those so claimed O.B.E.S.E bits should be arranged! you can certainly leave your bf at the door for this one....



FRD, the whole reason O.B.E.S.E was to show people that we can do moves, i mean for a year i blammed the fact i couldnt do waist wraps was that i was to round.... your just not trying hard enough! lol...



* strugz can do matrix, and he can seriously protrude his belly. *Pic pending*

passing through, this world still lives.

you dont need an invite to my bedroom... i have a key cut for you already, and dont leave your staff at the door, bring it in, im sure we can use it somehow

passing through, this world still lives.

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passing through, this world still lives.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

i have a vivid imagination and the thought of two people alone in a room had some odd consiquences

so can i be a member Mr Frodo, Sir please?

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passing through, this world still lives.

passing through, this world still lives.

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passing through, this world still lives.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

passing through, this world still lives.

no reply... I take it I'm too skinny then, or that Frodo doesn't appreciate my cakemaking abilities.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

birgit, u get a reply...!!

welcome to O.B.E.S.E! and bring your blow fish with u!

passing through, this world still lives.

*Sends a PM and eats pie at the same time*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

mmmm ive just had nachos mmmmm chhhhheeeese

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I've joined

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

Doc, you are in fine health, and from what I've seen, you aint got no O.B.E.S.E bits

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

lol doc - lol you excersie way to hard and regularly to be OBESE material

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passing through, this world still lives.

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

Don't mind me, just passing through.

passing through, this world still lives.

http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm
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I'm normal apparently.

No steak and cake for me.

Willy - is bad for your health...