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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Ladies and Gentlemints,



let me introduce you to the amplicity of:

My Hips,

my ass

my belly...

all of which (plus the rest of me and my rack wink ) go towards making up one curvacious lady spinner.



This thread is great. I nearly cried when I read it! I'm tired of being the only chunky munky at spin group, and it's not that I can go out there and master everything, but be damned if I dont have my own style and grace, weight regardless.



biggrin Thanks Frodo, you ROCK!


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Would I be a bad person if I blamed not being able to do the matrix on being aslightly rounded around the middle?

ubbangel


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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LMSP
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

LMSP

veteran
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 1588
Posted:No! Am I allowed to be in here? I am 9st 4 oz but my bf is 19st!

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:*Frodo thinks LilMissSmartyPants can join if she leaves her bf at the door, and escorts me to my bedroom wink*



LMSP, again, as with most of the ladies wanting to join O.B.E.S.E, i belive a personal viewing of those so claimed O.B.E.S.E bits should be arranged! you can certainly leave your bf at the door for this one....



FRD, the whole reason O.B.E.S.E was to show people that we can do moves, i mean for a year i blammed the fact i couldnt do waist wraps was that i was to round.... your just not trying hard enough! lol...



* strugz can do matrix, and he can seriously protrude his belly. *Pic pending*


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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:you dont need an invite to my bedroom... i have a key cut for you already, and dont leave your staff at the door, bring it in, im sure we can use it somehow wink

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:oh dear.....

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:i like the idea of people putting "Member of O.B.E.S.E" in there sig?

ideas?

linden rathen? why the "oh dear"?


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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:Well, I'm pretty scrawny, but...

Can I sit on one of you? Well padded people are so comfy. I'll give you a chocolate bar made of 83% cocoa powder. Please?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:i have a vivid imagination and the thought of two people alone in a room had some odd consiquences

so can i be a member Mr Frodo, Sir please? tongue


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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:Indeed u can! welcome, now to get every other member to add O.B.E.S.E to there sig.. hint hint!!

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:come in... come in little girl

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*hears the clang of oven doors and the sweet sound of gingerbread cottages being eaten

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:yeah, i can certainly confirm she has O.B.E.S.E bits, she showed me on the web cam last night!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:eek

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:wink

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:no reply... I take it I'm too skinny then, or that Frodo doesn't appreciate my cakemaking abilities. ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:birgit, u get a reply...!! smile

welcome to O.B.E.S.E! and bring your blow fish with u! wink


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:*Sends a PM and eats pie at the same time*

wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:mmmm ive just had nachos mmmmm chhhhheeeese smile

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*claps the new members

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I've joined smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13921
Posted:After last night's dinner (From which I am still full a full 18 hours later) I would like to sign up.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Doc, you are in fine health, and from what I've seen, you aint got no O.B.E.S.E bits smile

hug


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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:lol hug doc - lol you excersie way to hard and regularly to be OBESE material smile

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:i agree!! but maybe lightning could be the offical O.B.E.S.E doctor, for all those problems we are going to have?

lol.

I am enjoying all the cake im being sent in pms, its wonderful, thankyou all...


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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Sign me up to O.B.E.S.E!



I have wobbly bits!

Wobbly tummy and wobbly tits!



(Rhyme unintended) Hey that can be part of your cheerleading chant pigeon!


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13921
Posted:Written by: Frodo

i agree!! but maybe lightning could be the offical O.B.E.S.E doctor, for all those problems we are going to have?




NO!!! A thousand times NO!!! Why do you think I'm in pediatrics?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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JayKitty
GOLD Member since Nov 2004

JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 534
Posted:Haven't you seen all the fat kids waddeling around? I used to be prime OBESE material when I was little ^_^

Don't mind me, just passing through.

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Frodo
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1092
Posted:haha..

come on doctor!! care of duty and all.. lol.

i think the chairleading squad is a top idea, i can just see it now!! lol


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Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm
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I'm normal apparently. smile

No steak and cake for me. frown


Willy - is bad for your health...

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