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Frodo
Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van
Member Since: 30th Jun 2003
Total posts: 1092
Posted:*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug


passing through, this world still lives.

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flid
flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:Written by: frodo
"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!





lightweight tongue ubblol



I'm overweight and have been vegan for 6 years wink



I'm sure I could probably loose weight if insecure and attention seeking cool


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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:Steak? Cake? I'll be there! Consider adding doughnuts and latte to the menu, pwetty pwease? biggrin

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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VampyricAcid
VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House
Member Since: 27th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1286
Posted:hmmm steak cakes sound good, like mince pies, but steak cakes

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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Bubbles_
Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian
Member Since: 25th Nov 2004
Total posts: 3383
Posted:me me me, i wanna join! is there choc cake? i like choc cake biggrin


ooo and donuts???


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Sign me up biznitch!

biggrin

*taps his belly with pride*


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Pele
Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA
Member Since: 15th Dec 2000
Total posts: 6193
Posted:Hell yeah!

I am definately no light weight. I bellydance, and have the beautiful belly to support it! (or as we like to call it...our divine voluptua).

I've met several HoPpers and there are alot that are of curvacious proportions...not fat but full. wink

Can we count chests in this? I am so tired of hearing that something will be hard for me because I have a rack.


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:*walks in an makes herself comfy on a large blanket*
smile


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:*Wanders in and makes himself comfy on top of Frodo*

(Sorry, mate...but you invited it... hug2)

wink ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:can we add ice cream?.... i know we'll need a freezer but pleaseeeeeeeeee?

back

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Pele

I am so tired of hearing that something will be hard for me because I have a rack.



*smirk* ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Gnor
Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
Total posts: 5814
Posted:My butt gets in the way all the time, but have never had someone be rude enough to tell me Im too fat for a move...

Flid...when did you get overweight!!

Frodo...your stomach bearing fun on the vids makes me laugh...do more of it!!

Thing is you need some people on the other end of the normal bodyweight scale to make spinning more approachable. It is daunting to only see slender waifs spin and do all the funky stuff. But we can be just as smooth.


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Gnor
Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
Total posts: 5814
Posted:Written by:
Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men.



But I like that too. I like giggling at following lightnings posts too.


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:I find it hard to do behind the back weave cause my boobs and boo-tay get in the way.

they tend to be quite a bit bigger since the baby. redface


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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myco
myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2004
Total posts: 2084
Posted:i'm not big, but can i be a "friend of O.B.E.S.E."?

Pleeeease?


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flid
flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:Written by: Gnor
Flid...when did you get overweight!!



After leaving uni, doing no sport and working 9 till late in an office job for a year eek


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Gnor
Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
Total posts: 5814
Posted:ahh....beats the post chilld bearing spread story..

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol

finally the OBESE has developed from conversation to a real society - its been a long hard slog for Frodo - hes put a lot of time and ear chewing in my direction of his super idea wink

Although Frodo - i think it should be

Stake & Ceak ubbrollsmile

Just to confuse ubblol

Dam its even making me want to join - "Frodo, get in the kitchen and make me some god damn pie!!...................or cake ubbloco"


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Vixen
Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
Member Since: 10th Jan 2004
Total posts: 3276
Posted:Im curvy... can i join? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:I wanna join, too. But only if selling steak and cake entitles me to eat some of it.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:I have a tiny waist in comparison to my ample buttocks and trousers always gape at the back. grrrr!

HoPers love each other for who they are and what they can do - not how they look.

Gawd I lurve this place!!!


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Pele
Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA
Member Since: 15th Dec 2000
Total posts: 6193
Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

Written by: Pele

I am so tired of hearing that something will be hard for me because I have a rack.



*smirk* ubblol



What are you smirking at? You're gay and shouldn't be looking! tongue

Valura, my bootay gets in the way with btb as well. The boobs are easy, one arm goes over, one under. It feels better than squishing them to get the move out! weavesmiley
My curves came from being pregnant too, well, and stopping the bulemia habits. I like them though...even with spinning.

Ooooohhhh...maybe we can have it be Ice Cream Cake! Yummy!
I volunteer to be the official sampler....because you can't sell anything until you know if it tastes good or not! wink


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:can i join anyway even tho i'm not exactly fat i'm far from being in shape and i love my food.

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:im in

im fat and proud!


Step (el-nombrie)

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squarexbear
squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK
Member Since: 17th Apr 2005
Total posts: 585
Posted:sign me up
i like my wibbles


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=Flashpoint=
=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:I would like to be considered for the post of F.A.T.T.I.E.
(First At The Table Ingesting Everything)

I have boy boobs. I should be a member...


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Ha!

I have girl boobs!

I win! biggrin

Oh wait... frown


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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siren1987
siren1987

newbie
Location: Nottingham, England
Member Since: 10th Sep 2005
Total posts: 22
Posted:ooo i want to join, i'm curvy, some times in the wrong places though frown bloody belly flab, why wont you leave me alone!!?!?!?!

ummm.... i'll edit this when i think of something witty to say

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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:I recomend Davina M'calls Power of Three workout dvd. More specificly chapter 3 abdominal workout

*gets pelted with pies for talking about looseing weight in the O.B.E.S.E thread* waaaah!


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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Superman
Superman

member
Location: Houston, Texas
Member Since: 13th Mar 2001
Total posts: 829
Posted:**Cartman Voice**

"more people will come if you have punch and pie!!!"

smile

Supes'


Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.


- Mark Twain

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Not forgetting a free hat

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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