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Frodo
Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van
Member Since: 30th Jun 2003
Total posts: 1092
Posted:*Disclaimer"

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In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

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Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Ok, now that that's being sorted...

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:Well i have a nice big belly and I can work my cellulite pretty well. Large and in charge baby.
I feel ashamed that i lost 3 stone at weightwatchers, maybe i should think about putting it back on, i still have ample excess tissue... hmmmm
I will definitely join O.B.E.S.E, if you'll have me?


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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maus
maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Member Since: 14th Jul 2005
Total posts: 4191
Posted:ahhhhh....the story of rim!

wheres mags when you need him....??


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:just back from a week of being fed by my friends and family in Germany smile And of course consuming lots of calories in form of beer at the Volksfest in Cannstatt, which is Europe's largest fair this year, yes, bigger than that silly thing they have in September in Munich but call Oktoberfest biggrin

I've also worked on getting a dragon to join us, he lives in the fairytale gardens in Ludwigsburg and eats waste paper. However, he said he hasn't been gaining any weight in the last 500 years even though he gets fed all the time, so I guess he'll have to support us from outside frown

(btw, my mum thinks my boyfriend's too skinny ubblol he could definitely NOT join O.B.E.S.E., but maybe I can get him to be a cheerleader!)


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:bounces through .... ok rolls

back

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Frodo
Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van
Member Since: 30th Jun 2003
Total posts: 1092
Posted:today we became sponsered by Fat face!


Non-Https Image Link


yeah! rolleyes


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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:*pounce* i'm in *settles down with a blanket*
Even if i dont like being overweight. I feel terrible, i'm 35 kg heavier than my boyfriend frown


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:*plops down into thread* i've become a little too pudgy around the edges for my liking.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:hug's everyone

back

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Written by: Sakura_Virus

*pounce* i'm in *settles down with a blanket*
Even if i dont like being overweight. I feel terrible, i'm 35 kg heavier than my boyfriend frown



It's not our fault that our boyfriends are so skinny, is it? ubblol


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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maus
maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Member Since: 14th Jul 2005
Total posts: 4191
Posted:Written by: Frodo

today we became sponsered by Fat face!


Non-Https Image Link


yeah! rolleyes


well done mate!

nice photo by the way!! ubblol


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:frown

I can't see the image.

Soton Firespinning is blocked by the school here frown


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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maus
maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Member Since: 14th Jul 2005
Total posts: 4191
Posted:well....its frodo holdin a fat face sign,pulling a fat face...he looks good! you're missing ou mate!

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:Hee hee cute Frodo!!

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:wow! how did i miss all of this... ive been away for too long. sign me up! i wanna be a cheerleader. just not one of those bring it on slutty types...

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Written by: clarence_quack

just not one of those bring it on slutty types...



But thats the best type! biggrin

wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:*shakes her pompoms*

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:I wanna join!

I've been having serious "fat moments" lately, and I figured if I cant beat them, join them!


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Frodo
Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van
Member Since: 30th Jun 2003
Total posts: 1092
Posted:feeling fat after eatting lots of food for the past few days!

may i recomend the twenty ounce steak from a hungry horse near you, only 9.99!!!

strugz has the all day breakfast, and it nearly broke his trouser buttons!!


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:I haven't eaten anything today...

hmmm....

Thats no good....


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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the_poier
the 1337 poier
Location: england
Member Since: 7th Jul 2005
Total posts: 346
Posted:wooo sighn me up!

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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Frodo
Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van
Member Since: 30th Jun 2003
Total posts: 1092
Posted:eatting is good!

i just had a massive donner kebab (okay not the best of foods) and chips, after a very hard gig!

eat everyone eat! whilst writing this thread i belched loudly twice!!

1337_poier - just add O.B.E.S.E to ur sig!!


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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol

that it did dude, i certanly needed to undo the belt a few holes ubblol

But i must say you made that 20ounce steak look like a mcdonalds cheeseburger, what was that film.........gone in 60 seconds wink

biggrin ubbrollsmile biggrin

Yay for roundness smile

Im haveing trouble in the putting on wieght department, not enought sleep - way too much work, bloody hobbit ubbloco

However i can say i can make my stomach look bigger than frodos - if say 20 more people join O.B.E.S.E then maybe ill give you a photo biggrin


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Frodo
Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van
Member Since: 30th Jun 2003
Total posts: 1092
Posted:ha... well how come i can put on weight still?

Ummm Food...

Im going on daily runs..... to the shop!


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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:So Frodo, can I join?

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Frodo
Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van
Member Since: 30th Jun 2003
Total posts: 1092
Posted:YES! just add O.B.E.S.E to your sig!!

urgh, i need breakfast!


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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:frodo - what happens if some one in here loses weight?

is there a punishment?


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Frodo
Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van
Member Since: 30th Jun 2003
Total posts: 1092
Posted:i think there should be!
any suggestions?


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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:*gulp*

do you have to pass a certain limit to qualify, like losing a jean size?


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maus
maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Member Since: 14th Jul 2005
Total posts: 4191
Posted:eat a 100 boiled eggs as punishment....that'll serve em right!

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