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Mr_Chutney
Mr_Chutney

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Location: Herefordshire
Member Since: 18th Apr 2003
Total posts: 1711
Posted:Whos been watching this gripping series between England and Australia?

I hated cricket for years but got into it properly a couple of summers ago and have loved the game ever since. This years ashes has been the most exciting competition I've watched so far and I was a bit suprised to not have seen any threads on it considering the large Aussie and English membership.

So, can England hold on for the win? Will Australia pull something out of the bag to get them back?

Your thoughts ladies and gents smile


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Mr_Chutney
Mr_Chutney

Tosser
Location: Herefordshire
Member Since: 18th Apr 2003
Total posts: 1711
Posted:Oh [censored].

Well done Miss Rouge, you have won the battle (but not the ashes (yet).

Where oh where was Monty Panesar? Warne made the difference, and Anderson ( who took the place that should have been Panesar's) scored 1 run and got one wicket. Seeing what a difference an attacking spinner made, its fair to say that that one selection difference probably lost us the test.

Bring on Perth and Panesar biggrin


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Bird
Bird

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Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:Only England can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory with such skill!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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JeStEr
enthusiast
Location: Melbourne Australia
Member Since: 20th Jul 2001
Total posts: 214
Posted:woohoo go aussies!

the english selectors will be off their dials if they don't make some changes now.

almost hope the poms win in perth just to make the series a little exciting, for the Melb Boxing day test which is huge.

don't rate your (pom) chances of retaining them now though. tongue


Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.

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Ade
Are we there yet?
Location: australia
Member Since: 14th Mar 2001
Total posts: 1897
Posted:2 - 0

woooohoooo

bring on the perth test


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Puk
Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2002
Total posts: 2615
Posted:How did the english lose that test it must be so demoralising. So is monty and micheal vaughn playing in the next test ?.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Basstones
Basstones

Do you do the poiz?
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 24th Mar 2006
Total posts: 530
Posted:Just got sent these... Sorry but someone had to put them up :P

Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?

A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason


Q. What is the height of optimism?

A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?

A. A bat.


Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?

A. An allrounder.


Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?

A. At least they can say they're not really English.


Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?

A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?

A. A bowler.


Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?

A. The walk back to the pavilion.


Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?

A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.


Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?

A. Because he was born in England


Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?

A. Another Sad Horrific English Series


Q. What's the English version of LBW?

A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.


Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?

A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.


"In the end there is only fire and a waterfall"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

*falls off her chair*

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Puk
Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2002
Total posts: 2615
Posted:How about bringing back Phil Tuffenel?.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Eera
old hand
Location: In a test pit, Mackay
Member Since: 29th May 2003
Total posts: 1107
Posted:And WG Grace, he'd play better in his present state than the rest of the team.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.

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JeStEr
enthusiast
Location: Melbourne Australia
Member Since: 20th Jul 2001
Total posts: 214
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol
hahah, brilliant
thankx


Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.

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Mr_Chutney
Mr_Chutney

Tosser
Location: Herefordshire
Member Since: 18th Apr 2003
Total posts: 1711
Posted:Hmm- cruel... tongue

Paneasar played in a game today- 2 wickets for 63 runs in 10 overs. He did dismiss 2 of the most dangerous batsmen, but he also got smashed about a bit.

He is still the most exciting and likely prospect that the English teams have for the next three tests though smile


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:yes but a champion team will always defeat a team of champions wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr_Chutney
Mr_Chutney

Tosser
Location: Herefordshire
Member Since: 18th Apr 2003
Total posts: 1711
Posted:Right Miss Rouge...

Its time we started our war of words again (seeing as words are about the only decent thing in Englands attack at the moment...)

Well? Your turn to open proceedings I reckon smile


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:shouldn't we wait for the toss(ers)? tongue



*edit* don't mind me, i hadn't even realised today's date...



sorry, not in the mood to argue today. feeling too much like i'm going to cry cos i'm not getting a christmas. cricket is just reminding me of missing australia as well frown

EDITED_BY: Rouge Dragon (1166069810)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr_Chutney
Mr_Chutney

Tosser
Location: Herefordshire
Member Since: 18th Apr 2003
Total posts: 1711
Posted:No problems- I don't want to argue either- banter maybe smile

hug for Rouge smile

Meanwhile, in the cricket....


Not a bad day biggrin

Paneasr finally turned up and got 5 wickets, and even Steve 'where's-the-wicket' harmison got into his considerable stride and took 4.

We lost two early wickets, but at 51-2 at the close of play, the Aussies aren't getting it all their way biggrin


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Mr_Chutney
Mr_Chutney

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Location: Herefordshire
Member Since: 18th Apr 2003
Total posts: 1711
Posted:Bugger.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*hands Mr Chutney his words on a silver platter*

Hungry, m'dear? tongue


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:haha

Australia FTW!


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I just made two cricket bats, and I have dowel and a file, and will make stumps and bails tomorrow.

There's going to be a Boxing Day test in Japan!!! bounce


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr_Chutney
Mr_Chutney

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Location: Herefordshire
Member Since: 18th Apr 2003
Total posts: 1711
Posted:biggrin

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Boxing Day Test In Japan!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr_Chutney
Mr_Chutney

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Location: Herefordshire
Member Since: 18th Apr 2003
Total posts: 1711
Posted:ubblol

That looks like great fun Miss Rouge- I can't imagine what the Japanese must think of Cricket- most of Britian don't really understand it smile

As for the cricket- I think its fair to say that England have been truly stuffed.

Well played Australia, looking forward to the rematch already biggrin


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Eera
old hand
Location: In a test pit, Mackay
Member Since: 29th May 2003
Total posts: 1107
Posted:Was that the greatest display of patheticness ever or what?

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.

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