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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

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Posted:Well once again I have duty and could use some intertainment, so any of you out there with a nack for the funny or the odd help me out. PAWEESE!!!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Posted:err best I can come up with -


> > A depressed young woman was so desperate
> > that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea.
> > When she went down the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her
> > tears and took pity on her. "Look, you've got a lot to live for" he
> > said."I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can
> > stow you away on my ship. I'll take
> > good care of you and bring you food every day".
> > Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added "I'll
> > keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy" he winked.
> > The girl nodded. After all, what did she have to lose??
> > That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
> > From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a
> > piece of fruit and they made passionate love until dawn.
> > Three weeks later during a routine search, the captain discovered
> > her.
> > "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
> > "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors" she explained.
> > "He's taking me to America, and he's feeding me."
> > "What are you doing for him?" said the captain.
> > "He's screwing me" said the girl.
> > "He certainly is" replied the captain. "This is the Isle of Wight
> Ferry" (like the Statten Island ferry)

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Posted:Ray, should I jump out of a cake for you?

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Posted:C'mon, youve got intenet access and you're bored?! You're just not tryin!

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Posted:That was a great joke hehe

Ya well its 24 hours, and even the internet gets boring at that point hehe!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


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Location: Auckland, New Zealand

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Posted:If you've got the right plugins, try som interactive Sesame St fun! Its for the little kiddies really, but well worth the wait...

Sesame Street games

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Posted:*still waiting for Mike to jump out of a cake*

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

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Posted:well, if you have speakers or headphones, this is a good place to check out.
it's funny in one of those interesting no-one-quite-knows-why whays.


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Location: Berlin, Germany

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Posted:Is there anyone else on duty with you? Cause if there is what I would do if I were you is get a bunch of bubble-wrap, wrap yourselves in tons of layers of it and sumo wrestle!

What I used to do when I worked graveyard was talk to the heroin addicts or the vets with post traumatic stress disorder that couldn't sleep, but if your in the marines, people are still working on their addictions and mental illnesses. (its a joke, don't shoot me ray!) We also had a crazy guy that would call the rehab center and other people that were just lonely at two in the morning. I talked to them, too.

What does being on duty entail? I might be able to help you more if I knew.

Beauty is the conscious sum of all our perversions.-Salvador DaliHope without action is hopeless.


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