Forums > Social Chat > Old people - why do they smell?

Login/Join to Participate
Page:
TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
you know that old people aroma -

old women are usually a mix of lavender and cat wee

old men of tobacco and wee.

you get the odd ones that dont smell of wee - just lavender and old spice.



sometimes the odd few smell like cookies and pie - freshly baked. mmmmmm!



will I smell when I'm old and decrepid?

answers on a postcard!



go sniff an old dude or dudette and see for yourself!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
you have some serious issues....


as for old people smelling, its probably due to their sense of smell not being as good as it used to be. I've found that the old people that come into work dont smell like you say, but of very strong perfume. In smaller quantities the perfume would be nice.

Do we sleep when we die?


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes thats right, i do have issues and i like to share them!



the right smell can be comforting, but if you sit on grandaddy's lap and accidentally burst his colostomy bag then its not so nice...

My mum's getting on a bit now - she always smells like violets ubblove



*shouts to marie* GO SMELL MAMMY FOR ME!





I was unfortunate once to sit next to an old dude on the bus who smelled like tuna fish - i got off a few stops before my actual stop and walked that extra mile home!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
she smells like fags and vanderbuilt. the 1 with the swan on the front
ubblol

thelostSILVER Member
mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
355 posts
Location: Birmingham, Australia


Posted:
No idea where the flowery smell comes from, but i'm guessing their bladders ain't what they used to be, so accidents happen and lingers..hence the smell of wee...

It's better to burn out than to fade away


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
vanderbilt lol i love that scent!
its so - mumerific!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I wanna be one of those nasty ol farts who knock kids off bikes with my walkingstick. (that i wont need for walking) Squirt them with my colostomy bag too. *evil laugh*

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
but you do that anyway....

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
The oldie downstairs always stink or stale booze, fags and dulpinz! Awww pitty!

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
i noticed you didnt deny it ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I do it every opportunity I get. little sods. Burning the yellow pages in MY hallway when my baby boy is playing upstairs. Next time it's a bucket of ice cold in their faces hunny, I tell you!!!

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
dont call me hunny, its kinda weird.

why not throw strawberry milkchake at them? and crack the glass on their heads as you do?
(like you did to me!)

do you not have a key to the communal door? lock it!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Posted:
i dont think you have issues, a always hated going to see my greatgrandmother because of the old person smell, i think its disgusting, it makes me heve frown

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think this is rather disrespectful. yes old people stink, but so do babies. babies always smell of poo and vomit. i'd much rather sniff an oldie than a baby any day. plus, old people tend to give away werthers originals, whereas babies just want want want!!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
i really do wory about you tinkle

GET OUT THE HOUSE MORE AND STOP SNIFFING OLD PEOPLE!!!

ubblol

*runs*

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Noddy's an old person.



He just pretends he's young.



His smell gives him away though wink



*flees*
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1125524892)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
spank

you'd better run

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
biggrin



I'm suprised he hasn't gone on one of his old fogeyish rants about politness or sumink



*sniffs Noddy*



Eugh! wink



( hug )



*flees again*
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1125525167)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


thelostSILVER Member
mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
355 posts
Location: Birmingham, Australia


Posted:
Written by: jo_rhymes


i think this is rather disrespectful. yes old people stink, but so do babies. babies always smell of poo and vomit. i'd much rather sniff an oldie than a baby any day. plus, old people tend to give away werthers originals, whereas babies just want want want!!




That's some neglected baby you been smelling if they constantly smell of poo and vomit....Everyone's been a baby before, but not everyone gets to become old...get used to it tongue

It's better to burn out than to fade away


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
kids today! thy are so rude! i remember the time.....

*slips into a sleep*

zzzzzzz....

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah but even baby bath and baby powder smells gross. ooh, congrats on your new baby dunc!! hehe

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


DeviantPenguinSILVER Member
newbie
7 posts
Location: Dover, DE, USA


Posted:
My theory is it stems from a lack of initiative and increased surface area due to wrinkles.

LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Tink L. Pants



do you not have a key to the communal door? lock it!




The back doorframe is broken and wont close. I really should phone the council. (they ARE crap) ubbrollsmile

marcoenthusiast
328 posts
Location: uk


Posted:
When you spend tweleve hours a night working with service users of advancing age in an EMI facility, you kind of get used to.....



mark

Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ive thought about this question time and time again.

I came upon the conclusion that the smell old people posses is an 'out-dated' smell to people of our age. Do old people know that other old people smell? Not that I have seen.

Old people rarely change their routine and rarely change products they have been using for years and years. A certain routine of when one washes etc and the products we use, create smells. Im suggesting that 'back in the day' everyone smelled like old people, because they used that certain type of soap, and had a certain routine. The previous old people to them smelled of old people because they too had a different routine and life.

As the generations of people grew, they grew to change their routine and change the products they use to clean themselves and their home. Thus the generation smell changed. I find old people who have strayed away from the traditional soaps etc have changed their routine also, like my own grand mother, who does not smell of old people.

Because of my findings, I also suggest that we will one day smell of old people. But the scent will not be the smell of old people we know today, it will be our very own 'old-people' smell. Fortunatley we will not be smelling of piss, but the younger generations will still find our smell just as bad, as their routine and lives will be different to our own.

You'll find me on the dance floor


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Bump

baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*sniff*

hmmmm, old odddur.....

baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*sniff*

This smell reminds me of werther's originals. They complement the smell of piss very well.

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
hmmmm this thread is starting to get me hot..... oh yeh

baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well at least theres plenty of bitty to go round.

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


Page:
HOP Newsletter
Sign up to get the latest on sales, new releases and more...