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TinklePants
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Posted:you know that old people aroma -

old women are usually a mix of lavender and cat wee

old men of tobacco and wee.

you get the odd ones that dont smell of wee - just lavender and old spice.



sometimes the odd few smell like cookies and pie - freshly baked. mmmmmm!



will I smell when I'm old and decrepid?

answers on a postcard!



go sniff an old dude or dudette and see for yourself!!!


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LMSP
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LMSP

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Posted:SMELLY BITTY

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baby_Lee
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baby_Lee

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Posted:Even better!

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.

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Mynci
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Posted:Old people smell because....


they can't see anymore shrug they need 1 sense to work wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
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LMSP

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Posted:and overload the younger generations so it is as bed as their at their age?

That made NO sense!
Hold on.....

kill our sense of smell so it is bad when we get old and need our sense of smell to work so pee lots and over do it on the smelly granny spray? A vicious circle


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baby_Lee
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Posted:I'm off home people So Bye all bye





Remember you are not a salmon


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thegreatBJ


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Posted:is this like happy slapping?... a group of people go around sniffing old people and taping it on their phone?

old people should smell like old paper does... its just logic!


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Asena
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Posted:lol, my favourite smelly old person is a lady who comes into our store. She gets thru about 2 cans of deep heat a week (YOU CAN SMELL IT) and tries to mask it with Lynx deodrant. So funny to imagine a lil old lady with Lynx. lol

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thegreatBJ


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Posted:whats deep heat?

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say_cheese
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Posted:http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/category_1577_deepheat.html


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thegreatBJ


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Posted:ohh its the stuff that gets rid of pain ahhhh!

it smells? and I use lynx sometimes and Im a woman.... and I am a woman whatever Asena says


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Asena
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Posted:no comment.....

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thegreatBJ


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Posted:em.......

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alien_oddity


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Posted:hmmmmmm i was sat behind some old boy on the train and he smelt like corned beef ewwwwwwwwww


old people scare me *hides*


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Asena
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Asena

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Posted:I'm gonna taunt you with this then! *throws an old person in the cupboard ravehead is hiding in!* hehehe

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thegreatBJ


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Posted:wow look at it shake (the cuboard that is)

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alien_oddity


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Posted:*bursts out of cupbord and runs up a tall tree*

damd you asena


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Igirisujin
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Posted:Written by: LilMissSmartyPants

I wanna be one of those nasty ol farts who knock kids off bikes with my walkingstick. (that i wont need for walking) Squirt them with my colostomy bag too. *evil laugh*



Ah, then I advise you to watch (or try to I odnt think thy show it anymore frown) Waiting for God and model yourself on the old womancharecter. By the way does anyone know if that obnoxiouse slightly exsentric old man (who of course she fancys but refuses to admit it) get it on in the end?


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LMSP
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Posted:You mean Diana and the old guy was Tom I think!
I remember them calling the manager dude the idiot Baines or something.
Please correct me where I am wrong guys!


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baby_Lee
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baby_Lee

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Posted:That was their names! Well done you, how did you remember that? Give yourself a pat on the back.

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.

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TinklePants
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Posted:She's sad thats why (she LOVED watching it!!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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LMSP
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Posted:Written by: TinklePants

She's sad thats why (she LOVED watching it!!!!



Actually TAMARA, it was Aled who loved it! Not me


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baby_Lee
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Posted:*Grabs popcorn and watches the girls fight*

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thegreatBJ


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Posted:ohh cat fight... hot

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Igirisujin
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Posted:Eww no its not.

Waiting for God was great, I wish I could catch it on tv again really soon! If I had a job ide get it on dvd too probably LOL


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Asena
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Posted:matt damon

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TinklePants
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Posted:Written by: LilMissSmartyPants

Written by: TinklePants

She's sad thats why (she LOVED watching it!!!!



Actually TAMARA, it was Aled who loved it! Not me


Oh yeah - I get confused sometimes...MARIE PWDI PWDI PWDI! biggrin


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TinklePants
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Posted:So. bump. just for fun like...... any other scents you've noticed? anyone?

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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BurdaA
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Posted:Not really a person smell, or it could be, but I hope not.

There's this one bush on my way to work that smells like a kind of playdoughy marzipan smell. So, being a fan of childhood aroma's, walking past it one day I actually decide to take the time to have a good proper sniff. Only I notice that the more you smell it the worse it starts to smell. Not a nice smooth transition between a nice smell and a smell you're quickly becoming disinterested with but a horrid deceptive smell that starts off like Play-dough and within about 5 seconds merges into a toxic biohazardous assault on your sinus. It's kind of sulphery.

Anyone else encountered a stench bush? Or is it maybe just a nice bush gone faecal.


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MagsKat
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Posted:ewww...

No i have an issues with teenage boys (and girls for that matter) WASH GOD DAM YOU!!! i walk home and gag on the smell of aftershave/ lynx/ whatever it is to hide the smell of boy.. it's foul

Girls where i live smell like baby prostitutes.. Jordan fragrance is a perfume ladies not something to drink!!

Euchk! by the way i'm not even old! lol


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Curly_Sue
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Posted: Written by: MagsKat


ewww...

No i have an issues with teenage boys (and girls for that matter) WASH GOD DAM YOU!!! i walk home and gag on the smell of aftershave/ lynx/ whatever it is to hide the smell of boy.. it's foul

Girls where i live smell like baby prostitutes.. Jordan fragrance is a perfume ladies not something to drink!!

Euchk! by the way i'm not even old! lol



Ew the smell of boy is disgusting it is just testerone and they all smell the same. ew

What do baby prostitutes smell like MagsKat? confused


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